Butch Cassidy and the Sunbleached Taint

I don't want AI got damn it! I'm an Ask Jeeves man.

so-called jank enjoyers when the console damages their spines and eyesight

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Taint Misbehavin'

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

woman on the bus was having a conversation about how her daughter in deep shit at school bc in violation of nyc’s school phone ban got her hands on a fake phone put that in the required Pouch to be surrendered and then used her phone in school. “That’s so smart! Where did she even get a fake phone?”

A *chef's kiss* couple I saw on the street this morning

[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."

The good news is, now that we've gotten rid of "data" the analytical value of vibes has skyrocketed

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

Pam Bondi:

whenever i get a vote scolder to talk to me like a human person, they reveal pretty quickly that they're mostly terrified and feel powerless. i try to point them to local organizing. and i also point out that dems do not point them to local organizing, they just hit them up for 20 bucks. lmao

best pillow for rotisserie sleepers

Clean out your lint trap with a controlled burn this weekend

++ ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɪ ++ +++++++ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴜᴄᴄᴇssᴏʀ +++++++

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Several groups have mobilized to offer assistance to people affected by the Guadalupe River floods. via @texaspublicradio.bsky.social

sharing this for no reason in paticular

It's official: A new interstellar object is currently flying through our solar system at 61 km/sec. Comet 3I/ATLAS, as it's now known, is only the 3rd known interstellar visitor, but the new Rubin Observatory is likely to find dozens more in the coming years. 🔭🧪 science.nasa.gov/solar-system...

Take me back to God’s country.

I left YouTube going so long that the algorithm stopped showing me guns and started playing Koyaanisqatsi

ASTRO FANG: SUPER MACHINE A WAVE 1990 FAMICOM

you already know what's up (summer game sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on more obscure, older, and just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't need the help. with that out of the way: onwards!

French poster for The Muppet Movie (1980) #muppets #starwars

I've never needed the services of a private detective but I think it would feel pretty awesome. Like oooh I got a text what did my minion do todaaaay

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

peace in our time thanks to the many boxes strategy

Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever

nyt op-ed: we cannot normalize the left’s brazen attempt to win voters by talking to them

d i g i t a l d r e a m s

The city and The City but the weird procedure to switch perceptions is a bag of brake cleaner and an Uber pool to the south side

I knew my stash of googly eyes would be of use one day #MakeaTerribleComicDay2025

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

See, no one says "fap" anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say "goon".

i think its fine if iran has a nuke, a little walking around money if u will

Everything is terrible, so here's a doggie getting on a hammock in Yucatán

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

we're getting word that the bug has endorsed cuomo

let me just jump on bluesky this morning, surely leftists and liberals aren’t relitigating the 2024 election and people are focused on defeating fascism (spends 5 seconds online) welp