the elites and apparatchiks across the ideological spectrum agree on exactly one thing: fuck all of you. get in line. eat the shit that is shoveled to you. if you're going to make "defense of democracy" your sole value proposition you should probably not be so nakedly undemocratic

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

turns out you can just walk into this decaying corpse of a political party and operate the controls. they dont have the pull to stop you

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

“Crockett doesn’t owe Talarico anything” “RBG didn’t need to retire, she didn’t owe Americans anything” treating political power like a matter of personal expression is a recipe for idiotic strategy that just helps republicans

"I saw too red fellers poking each other with pointy sticks, I said 'dad what's that.'" He said, 'Its simple Joey. Those are devils. You're in hell, jack."

The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

These past few years have for me put an end to the 'Won't that make you just as bad as them?' argument. No, they're worse, we'll get over it.

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the vibecession guys know about this, mostly advocated for it at the time, and are deeply invested in no one remembering that it happened lol

The Democrats need to tackle the contradiction of wanting strict gun control and thus placing personal security almost exclusively in the hands of police and the fact of what police and its relationship with democrats is like in practice really fast.

lmao

happy memorial day to the post of all time

this tradition needs to end. it’s little more than a manifestation of white civility politics. republicans are building concentration camps, starving the public, and stealing from the treasury. is it too much to ask for democrats to act like all of that matters?

this is a masterpiece

what they mean is european states are organized around a dominant ethno-linguistic group but this was the product of artificial cultural homogenization and centuries of ethnic cleansing and genocide

Stop blindly voting blue FFS. What did you think was going to happen when voters were told that vetting candidates is purity politics. The Dems won - they got the government that they voted for and they're still not fucking happy.

Jay Jones you were given a mandate and now it’s time to use it

This is how every other country imagines life in America

"Meta is building an OpenClaw agent called Hatch to be powered by its Muse Spark model, an agentic shopping tool in Instagram-" You jerk awake. It's 1999. You're on the after-school bus. Bailamos is on the radio. You have a cootie catcher in your pocket. You must ensure Y2K destroys all computers.

Oh, the people who blow up ships are the bad guys? Huh.

underrated noxious aspect of Biden's failure is how it incentivizes Dem partisan hacks to invent excuses why it's Not His Fault and attack any critics bsky.app/profile/dave...

Pretty bad that so much of the informal messaging from the libleft is priggish know-it-alls telling everyone else they’re stupid, it’s a broad problem but it’s displayed at perhaps its most distilled essence here

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

arlington voters when governor spook does a ballot initiative:

It’s really hard to maintain this whole libertarian socialist schtick in the present political moment. Lenin’s coming to me in dreams saying “You get it yet, pal?”

this fucking sucks, yes, but have you considered how perfect it is for hanging a whole lot of stuff? I have a few ideas in particular,

“military aged males” got normalized as a viable target for war and it’s pretty much a racialized fiction meant to justify indiscriminate murder.

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have.

I would like to personally award Afroman the Bluesky Medal of Valor for Exemplary Service in Bringing Back Shame

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

"Why is everyone criticizing the Steward of Gondor's leadership? I don't see anyone criticizing SAURON"

I will vote for anyone who promises to do this to the Dem foreign policy establishment

this is a perfect illustration of the three kinds of democrats (kat is the rarest kind)

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Same set that told you shoplifting required a full police state.

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

I'm convinced one of the reasons epstein was able to coast for so long is that for many sensible people including and especially educated liberals, viewing the world through a conspiratorial lens was always seen as vaguely distasteful and rube-coded

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

over time i've come to think that many people are not actually superfans of useless dems, as much as they are engineering ways to allow themselves to maintain faith that the system works, smart people are in charge. they want this kind of talk, and give themselves reasons why they aren't getting it.

People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right