Jay Jones you were given a mandate and now it’s time to use it

This is how every other country imagines life in America

"Meta is building an OpenClaw agent called Hatch to be powered by its Muse Spark model, an agentic shopping tool in Instagram-" You jerk awake. It's 1999. You're on the after-school bus. Bailamos is on the radio. You have a cootie catcher in your pocket. You must ensure Y2K destroys all computers.

Oh, the people who blow up ships are the bad guys? Huh.

underrated noxious aspect of Biden's failure is how it incentivizes Dem partisan hacks to invent excuses why it's Not His Fault and attack any critics bsky.app/profile/dave...

Pretty bad that so much of the informal messaging from the libleft is priggish know-it-alls telling everyone else they’re stupid, it’s a broad problem but it’s displayed at perhaps its most distilled essence here

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

arlington voters when governor spook does a ballot initiative:

It’s really hard to maintain this whole libertarian socialist schtick in the present political moment. Lenin’s coming to me in dreams saying “You get it yet, pal?”

this fucking sucks, yes, but have you considered how perfect it is for hanging a whole lot of stuff? I have a few ideas in particular,

“military aged males” got normalized as a viable target for war and it’s pretty much a racialized fiction meant to justify indiscriminate murder.

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have.

I would like to personally award Afroman the Bluesky Medal of Valor for Exemplary Service in Bringing Back Shame

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

"Why is everyone criticizing the Steward of Gondor's leadership? I don't see anyone criticizing SAURON"

I will vote for anyone who promises to do this to the Dem foreign policy establishment

this is a perfect illustration of the three kinds of democrats (kat is the rarest kind)

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Same set that told you shoplifting required a full police state.

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

I'm convinced one of the reasons epstein was able to coast for so long is that for many sensible people including and especially educated liberals, viewing the world through a conspiratorial lens was always seen as vaguely distasteful and rube-coded

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

over time i've come to think that many people are not actually superfans of useless dems, as much as they are engineering ways to allow themselves to maintain faith that the system works, smart people are in charge. they want this kind of talk, and give themselves reasons why they aren't getting it.

People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right

They had to combine millennials and Gen Z so it wouldn't look as distressing. We basically don't have any money.

if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life

@democrats.org I will not vote for, endorse, campaign for, or donate to any candidate or party that endorses the continued existence of the Department of Homeland Security. Because I will not vote for fascism.

Listening to D electeds talking about ICE makes me think the only way out of this is a Trump-style hostile takeover of the D party by an outsider demogogue who treats Congressional Dems the way Trump treats Congressional Rs.

If he wants to declare martial law, he will. It won't be based on reality. I don't know why some people continue to say: "be peaceful or he'll invoke martial law." Are you all living in this country in 2026???? Haven't you seen them make things up out of whole cloth???? Are you 10 years old?

"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

you should hear what this man has to say

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Incredible stuff

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

"don't call us" is so funny. if you get deported don't come to us begging for inscrutable blue wave pidgin posts and hideous chatGPT memes about it!!