Somebirdy took a late bath (and not coincidentally gets to stay up past their normal bedtime) to celebrate one week home. The first thing Mazer wanted after coming home was to see Mipha. The second was a long bath in the sink.

I am pro-shoplifting but anti-talking about it to the New York Times, so this has been a hard day for me.

Technically she’s right. Biden could have done a lot more to prevent Trump from getting back into office.

,this is a one-person rumor that also doesn’t match reality of USA nuclear weapons authority & execution. There are no nuclear codes for Trump to access in sense used in rumor & if Trump wants to nuke Iran then we’re almost certainly nuking Iran. Claimed events are vague & dissonant w/set-up.

Seriously, Tucker Carlson is not a friend to the left. He might feel burned by Trump, but he knows his audience feels the same, and needs to keep them happy to sell them stuff. And he knows liberals praising his "apology" will tune in to hear more, and will be vulnerable to radicalization.

Brianna Wu advocates for the extermination of trans people by engaging in eugenicist selective abortions of fetuses determined to be trans.

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

I can only now picture Bryon Noem stuffing two huge bags with dollar signs draw on them under his shirt and sneaking out of the building before his wife was fired.

Mazer checking in on the posts this morning.

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

Getting really tired of rich white podcast bros lamenting about how they feel like they were tricked into supporting Jeffrey Epstein's best friend and helping him destroy the planet

Failing the take-home multiple choice quiz.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

What's a little lie for a Nazi when there are tens of millions of dollars waiting to be grifted?

Has the Trump administration tried to fly JD Vance to Iran to give a rally in support of the regime? I think that might just do the trick and bring everything crashing down.

There are people online who think Kamala campaigning with Liz Cheney to try to win Republicans was lunacy that alienated her own voters to chase voters who would never vote for her who then turn around and say the left should embrace Tucker Carlson. Their minds must be fascinating places.

What may end up saving democracy, and in fact the world, is the President is incapable of second order thinking and careens unpredictably from "more blood for the blood god" and "fine, I didn't want to play war/rigging the midterms anyway" when he doesn't get his way.

it's Her Turn

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters: you brought this on yourselves you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster you earned this

I don't think Tucker Carlson can win an election, especially in a Republican party that's going to be divided in 2028 between Trump loyalists and revisionists. You aren't winning the evangelical vote on an anti-Israel platform.

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

Supervising their dad as we prepared their morning medicine.

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

*going back in time 15 years to warn myself about the future* “The president is an open pedophile. Over a million Americans died from a plague. Pasta sauce is recording people’s conversations!” “Haha ok sure where did you hear that, InfoWars?” “INFOWARS IS GOOD NOW!”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Finally, Alex can take his daughter fishing.

RED ALERT! RED ALERT RED ALERT! The Texan is no longer in play!

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Look at this baby. They were so brave about getting burrito’ed and given their medicine today. No biting, no chasing, no stress. Just a good, healthy bird. 14.5 more days left.

Our first morning without needing to give a whole, separate sucralfate dose 30 minutes before everything else and today was so much easier than yesterday. I'm getting better at wrapping Mazer in a burrito so I didn't even get bit once this time.

nice boner where’d you get it. the boner store

i have a lot of ostensibly normie moots — boomers, many are what you’d probably call liberals — who are baying for the blood of fascists and reactionaries, who are demanding justice, with levels of candor and vigour i’ve never seen before. folks, *we are going to win.* stay in the fucking fight

We have our first no-hoper freak, everyone! Our first large, pillowy centrist who will make the humiliating schlep from diner to diner in an Iowa winter only to be consistently asked if he’s Hank from Breaking Bad.

Be aware that Wrestlemania is different from Wrestlehypomania though both can be followed by periods of Wrestledepression.

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

without lionizing Leo XIV too much, i think people are brought up short by encountering someone in a position of authority who seems to have commitments to stable concepts of right and wrong that supersede class loyalty to other powerful people (which is largely the same as what Dan is saying)

Trump dropping his sassy little ad-libs in while reading from the bible on television. Drawling "and that's really so true" and "it's really amazing" as he plods through a verse chosen because Pete Hegseth's pastor thinks it justifies pre-emptive war. What a cool age we're in.

Salute to an all-time tweet

I miss when kane didn't speak

Can’t wait for the real no hopers to start announcing they’re running for President. John Fetterman 2028? Absolutely. Jared Moskowitz? Fuck year let’s go. I want the losers and freaks ready to debase themselves to talk infront of Jake Tapper from a podium.

It's funny because the people who also didn't want Trump to be president but still don't want Cubans to die tried to raise awareness about a cause

“How’s giving Mazer their medicine going?”

Joe Biden

So far Orton/Cody has been the answer to "What if someone tried to do the Austin/Hart double turn but it lasted forever and was boring and Pat McAfee was there because you're in hell, you're in literal hell for running over that drifter when you were 17?"

Today was the first time I saw CPGay wrestle and the whole time I was thinking "that man is what it would look like if Cody Johnston and Felix Beiderman had a sweet baby boy"

you’re only gonna find hot bear on bear action like this at effy’s big gay brunch 😌 #EffyBGB #EffyBGB11 #WrestleSky @effylives.com

Dark Sheik vs Nyla Rosa are both legends in their own right and seeing them main event felt great. Love them both so much for what they’ve done for the community

I feel like ZSJ's head twist thing with his feet would either fix my neck for good or kill me stone dead.