RNZ is playing Kiwi banger after Kiwi banger this morning as Phil picks his way through the songs ranked 100-51 on the Waiata 100 (NZ popular music top 100 by popular vote). rnz.co.nz

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

Sorry to ask but am trying to raise gas money to get to my new job. If anyone's is interested in buying beard/body balm hmu. Have full control over the ingredients/scent

SendyCar Kiwi Legend.... 🇳🇿 Kiwi company finds success at Pikes Peak share.google/taWNBf2EhjDI...

the tire people, came up with the guide to encourage people to drive more and, use their tires. XKCD, by Randall Munroe

In today’s NZ Herald

Holy crap. www.thedrive.com/news/how-flo... I've had this stance for a while, but it's worth repeating: Throw every Flock camera in the trash and ban them (or anything like them) from ever coming back.

Just found out today that Volume 2 of Folk Remedy written by my exceptionally talented niece @jemyoshioka.bsky.social is available for pre-purchase. If you read the first one, you’ll definitely want the second one!! www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Folk-R...

Siri just told me that I shouldn't call her Shirley. I think I had my phone on airplane mode.

"It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with."

new EPISODE about TRASH and specifically HAZARDOUS TRASH

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Someone had to.

every private equity guy for some reason: step 1 to improving this company is firing everybody who knows what they're doing

sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon

There's a puffin on your head. You have Head Puffins. Go To The Nurse.

Unboxing my new Fantasy novel the only way I know how: WITH A SWORD.

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Now Arthur knew this dog, and he knew it well. It belonged to an advertising friend of his, and was called Know-Nothing-Bozo because the way its hair stood up on its head it reminded people of the President of the United States

Mitch McConnell is just out of frame also having the time of his life

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said clearly, “If this conversation could lead to discipline or a change in my working conditions, I request a union representative be present. If there is no union representative, I respectfully refuse to participate.”

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

It ain't just Britain.

I always want to know about supply chains, particularly magic. (I have a story about the woman who makes magic mirrors in her workshop!) Who grinds the truth powder? Who spends FOREVER milking the unicorn? Who breeds the immediately-available flesh-eating scarabs for the live burial ritual?

SOUND UP

celebs walking muppets: thread

"fuck you i'll just do it again" the most powerful motivator in history

I don't want to hear a single fucking word about bad apples or Not Living Up To The Standards We Set Ourselves or "it's an operational matter" I want a full and hostile investigation into every aspect of our police force And any cop with a scrap of integrity or self-respect should want one too

This game was a real flemish on the U.S. record.

TRUMP: the game was stolen SCOTUS: by 6-3 vote, we uphold the President’s Executive Order confiscating the World Cup trophy HAKEEM JEFFRIES: hell yeah

Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.

look guys there are a lot of rumors swirling about mitch mcconnell right now so just a reminder about how important it is to make sure you're only sharing information that is properly sourced verified and credible or at least really fucking funny

Fallout: Lou Begas

the evil mirror universe counterpart of “this meeting could have been an email”

This guy needs an audience. Irreverent, funny, and correct, his account is barely a week old. #AlfaRomeo #weirdcars youtu.be/fUSLOLIwynI?...