Check out my latest column for @financialtimes.com: The S&P 500 keeps rising...the market appears to be adopting an Earnings Before Iran, Tariffs and Dubious Announcements (EBITDA) approach: as.ft.com/r/d23a0e69-d...

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He who sells what isn't his'n, must buy it back or go to pris'n.

$VIX might go plus soon. Crazy shit.

Those of you that had "JCPOA, but worse", come down and collect your winnings.

Since the end of February, crude oil is up 36% and the S&P 500 is...up 2%

The world was better off when AI just meant Allen Iverson

The last time $SPX was here, oil was $63, so whatever.

Tale as old as time...

Clearly the right thing, but it's still so infuriating the Republicans never do the right thing too.

"TWO WEEKS"

Nominal?

Yeah, I’m sure the New York Post has great Iranian sources. Just more market manipulation.

This week really deserves this Carl Sagan quote: "“You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares."

$SMH up 23% in 2 weeks.

Lol $IGV $SMH groundhog day.

Every day the imbalance is Naz to buy, NYSE to sell.

Is $CAR an AI company too now?

Tee shirt, etc...

I am so tired of these homicidal maniacs.

We actually had a redeeming task for her.

That $PLTR is down today tells you exactly who makes money on war, death, and destruction.

Crude oil is back to where it was on March 27th. ES futures ae 400 points higher.

Going to fill up my car tomorrow.

Let's see who knows their stock market history: "Regrettably..." Who said it and on what occasion?

Well, I wasn't far off. Opening over the 200-day MA. Safe or trap? TBD.

The daily futures cycle: Early evening sell off. Rally when Europe opens. Sell off after US opens. Rally when Europe closes. Jerk off during lunch. Rally to the close (maybe a dip along the way). Rinse, repeat.

I'm getting convinced they want to close today right at the 200-day MA, just so *someone* is wrong.

The daily futures cycle: Early evening sell off. Rally when Europe opens. Sell off after US opens. Rally when Europe closes. Jerk off during lunch. Rally to the close (maybe a dip along the way). Rinse, repeat.

Honest to god, what the fuck are we doing here listening to this idiot every fucking day.

I am so tired of this bullshit every day.

"Worries that Hitler has gone too far" was a *buying* opportunity:

Algos fire on this. Just nuts.

I feel like my timeline should just be Carl Sagan quotes at this point. This seems most appropriate for today: "“You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares."

“For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.” Carl Sagan, Contact

I just read that the Artemis crew requested to name a new crater after Wiseman’s late wife and now I’m crying.

Another Covid shot done. Almost 5 years to the day since the first one. Still no superpowers, but also no third arm, so let’s call it a draw.

He must mean Pahlavi.

Market's just in an endless cycle of bullshit.

Not sure this threat makes sense. Trump hates American universities more than they do.

Hey, at least he spelled "strait" right.

Good Friday? How about Fucking Great Saturday? One time, god, just one time.

Like this tweet or the website gets it.

I really really think since trump doesn't know how to get out of the Iran mess, he's going to decide to go out a legend (derogatory).

I knew I should have filled up the gas tank yesterday.

Happy "Liberation Day" to all those who celebrate.

He seems to be just giving a summary of his Truth Social tweets.

Re-upping this for tonight: bsky.app/profile/stev...