Job market frozen in carbonite.

Ok, I'm taking the over, since I think the seasonal adjustments have been screwed up to the upside so far. 110K

The next Democratic presidential candidate has to be willing to rip the spleen out of his opponent with their bare hands. And I don't mean this figuratively.

Did Trump TACO on the defense stocks already?

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

When was the last time $AAPL was only #3 in market cap?

$NVDA - *CHINA ASKS TECH COS TO HALT NVIDIA H200 CHIP ORDERS: THE INFORMATION

Well, between this December being 6 degrees colder than last, and my Zepbound body freeze, and natural gas prices being up, last month's heating bill was ugly.

NEVER FORGET.

BREAKING: Abortion will remain legal in Wyoming after the state Supreme Court struck down laws, including the first U.S. ban on pill abortions.

District 3 is my home and I would be proud to serve it in City Council. Stay tuned for more.

Changed my mind... The Fool's Errand

Wizardry

If God wants to prove his/her existence, the 5-year anniversary of Jan 6th would be an excellent day to do it.

If the market goes up every time Trump bombs a country, he's going to bomb more countries. It's that simple.

Sure, Tesla didn't sell any cars, but Musk sat at Trump's table, so buy!

If he's going to invade a country, he should at least pick one with something valuable, like DDR5-6400 sticks.

Not with the futures curve at $57-60 for the next 20 years they don't. Lol.

I feel like there's only just one way this can end well. I just don't know how we get there.

It would save us time if that fucking asshole would just say which countries he *doesn't* plan to be at war with.

Two fucking inches to the right folks, that's all we needed--two fucking inches.

Basically a non-event in the futures markets so far.

Trump is not going to “run” Venezuela. He’s going to *say* he is, while the VP takes over. Then Trump will claim cocaine is down 1500% and oil revenues are up $9 trillion and it’s all thanks to him.

Who did this 😂

It’ll be really funny when a court throws out Maduro’s indictment because everything he’s charged with is an “official act” as President.

As a kid, I played a wargame called Invasion America. Hear me out—Canada from the north, Mexico from the South, China and Japan from the west, NATO from the east. I say they should give it a shot.

The president of Venezuela must be held legally accountable for his crimes, which the Supreme Court forbids to happen for the president of the US, who recently pardoned the president of Honduras for similar crimes.

Dow Industrial breadth is 15-15 and is up 300 points. What a stupid index.

DRAM is the new Bitcoin.

Old Navy should sponsor Zepbound.

Week 24 on Zepbound is in the books. Remarkably consistent results. Going to have to work to get new insurance coverage this year, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Well, I didn't think it was possible, but I have a new first digit for the new year, one that I haven't seen for maybe 25 years. GLP-1s need to be cheaper, and available to anyone who needs them.

Stock was 106. Blind squirrel strikes again.

Played tennis with Steven Roberts (Cokie's husband) in Puerto Rico.

There’s something about picking up your last insurance approved Zepbound that’s a little weird. Going to have to work the new insurance company next month.

If only...

Ridiculously cute.

I swear there's a rush on Zepbound for the end of the year before all the exceptions expire.

Metal futures going crazy tonight. I'm sure it's nothing. Silver, platinum, palladium all up 4%+ Copper +2.5% Gold up "only" .6%

Zepbound week 23 is in the books; I have been remarkably lucky so far.

The price spread between chicken and beef at my supermarket is just insane.

New 52 week low, $MSTR. Well done, Mr. Saylor.

Time to melt the silverware down?

Awake way too early.

I wouldn't mind the naming so much if he followed tradition and died first.

Welcome to the planned economy, former capitalists.

Something fitting about the 2 stocks with P/Es over 300 and most tied to Trump are closing out the year by going nuts.

It’s that time again! fed_speak is doing FCOTY 2025. Go vote: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Can't argue there.