Fuck it, I'll run for President of Ireland at this point. Let's Drift into a brighter future. Let's have a gamer President. Vote Drift King

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

this is what happens when people who have never been oppressed a second of their lives try to invent oppression

They didn’t infiltrate. They were invited in by the Admin. And the mainstream WH press corps didn’t stand up for their own (Yamiche Alcindor, AP).

this is the leftist version of asking if a show is woke or not without any clarification

for a moment, i was free

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

this is, admittedly, the kind of message you’d expect to resonate on bsky

Great command of the language on display here

gotta say, as a slogan, "make soybeans, and other row crops, great again" could definitely use some work

File this under “essential function.” 🤡 #Shutdown abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

they should invent a righty-tighty of the left

good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao

so is it like a poster's strike but for government

if the government doesn’t show up for ten minutes we all get the day off

Something our glorious Secretary of War does not seem to have considered is that the reason military PT and grooming standards, plus policies for EEO and abuse reporting, are the way they are is because they're necessary for recruitment and retention

Too many people take the rambling on display today as another reason for crouching in fear instead of making fun of whatever that shit was.

Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Look I disagree with him often, but he's completely right here and more people should internalize this.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

years from now, i think historians are going to mark september 2025 as the month where he started to go into visible decline

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

government of less than twenty people, most of whom hate each other

the greatest danger to the average urban American citizen is whatever lies Fox News is currently beaming into the president’s eyeballs

What would the reaction be if Democratic politicians went on TV every week to talk about how scary and dangerous Louisiana was, or how bleak and depressing life in rural Mississippi is, or how Oklahoma ranks last in education and “God, can you imagine being from there?”

I'll say this once more: @kairyssdal.bsky.social, of public radio (APM vs NPR), giving daily lessons on putting things clearly and honestly. Enough of this "falsely" and "without evidence" and "departure from norms" wiggle talk. The man lies. Is deluded. Steals. And constantly breaks the law

i will not feel like we can move forward as a country until these people and everyone in this administration responsible for their presence is in an orange jumpsuit. rot in fucking hell

I want to point a very important detail of this: Jeffries is holding a press conference trashing Trump. And only CSPAN is carrying it. And that is the problem with America right now. The only place Democrats get any press coverage are places where no one watches.

According to data from Ice, we passed a significant milestone. Immigrants with no criminal record now make up the largest group arrested and booked into detention by Ice.

do not fear these people // i will see you motherfuckers in court are dual messages we really need to hear from more of the elites who have been targeted by this admin

Always keep a screenshot

on the one hand, political prosecutions like this are ominous. on the other hand, the single most likely outcome of this is that the DOJ ends up losing in an incredibly embarrassing fashion and also potentially enrages a federal judge

"It's important to recognize that the info environment for Democrats is terrible & that me spending all my time telling my tens of thousands of followers that Democrats suck shit has nothing to do with said info environment."

The Democrats should begin building a case for law and order -- for restoring the equal and moral administration of justice. Do it now, as Trump’s power grab reaches a tipping point. Promise to hold accountable anyone tempted to break the law in his name. www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/23/i...

"eat the rich"? what are the appetizers

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The Trump Administration does not do stupid things as part of a genius plan. The Trump Administration does stupid things because it is, in many ways, stupid. Evil and stupid so often go together like peanut butter and jelly, but, you know, evil and stupid.

Bluesky is like the funniest middle school classroom ever but then there's 10,000 vice principals in your replies after every joke telling you to go to detention

never crossed my mind that the crab could consider the immortality of the crab too

Your friends won’t see your “le epic” rapture posts but you know who will see it is the people of Zglorbtron 7 in the Merzpixel galaxy. Their world is about to be devoured by the deity known as Flungbronk and you’re sitting here laughing like a real asshole or “snargzle” in their language

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

more than anything, what i think it mostly indicates is that the admin is getting very sloppy, too many stupid fights on too many fronts, too many viziers scheming, no real leadership from anyone

This is, I think, the best push alert and makes me wonder why this directness isn’t the norm.

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

Vance and his ilk aren't actually Catholic, they're evangelicals with a slightly different aesthetic gloss

I don’t think comparing Charlie Kirk to the guy a city sentenced to death because he was the most annoying guy they knew is sending the message you want it to here