oh you’d fuck your clone? big deal, I’d fuck your clone too.

you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"

Lol came across a cis guy complaining 'most trans erotica is lesbian toxic stuff, where's all the cis guy/trans girl romance with healthy dynamics' and a few posts later he's going on about 'futa'. Bro.

Keep thinking about this post and start hyperventilating

t-shirt that says "Je [big red heart] Le Wokisme"

I think they should consider trying estrogen and putting on women's clothing to be sexier and prettier than their mutual crush to make her jealous.

lovely rain ☔ #tadc #jax

I feel very blessed to know so many smart and funny transgender women

little "mister" forcefembait

I'm gonna commit a bit of funny self-harm brb

the real reason to have cis friends

I’m not surprised the Knicks won, their logo is a basketball. You can’t beat that kind of commitment.

I'll be honest, I've never really felt the same way about Death of the Author after learning its origins (Barthes was angry over a Balzac story about a chaser, written over a century prior, for referring to a character as a woman instead of a femboy no I'm not making this up)

Girl with big cubicles giving an office job

same as it ever was

who up calculating their hades

Thousand yard stare right now

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

these tech billionaires are all TESCREAL cultists and they say the most Bond-villain type of things. we should prioritize our biology (and the rest of the planet) over their deranged fantasies

>do they keep you in a little clock? Clocky. >Clocky. >Getting clocked is never easy. Clocky. >Clocky. >Clocks pass the time. Do you pass? Passoid. >Passoid. >Do you hate the passoid? >Passoid. >Why don't you go ahead and repeat that for me three times? Passoid. >Passoid. Passoid. Passoid.

omg

having a humiliation kink is so fucking embarrassing i stg

obligatory

SO DON'T DELAY, GET HORMONES TODAY YOU KNOW YOUR DOCTOR DOESN'T GET IT ANYWAY GOTTA DIY, KEEP IT FLY AT LEAST YOU KNOW TIGHTPUSSY GOT A GUIDE FOR YOU TODAY

THE ONLY REASON TO GO OUTSIDE AS A MAN IS TO KISS OTHER MEN. OTHERWISE YOU ARE GETTING IN WOMENS WAY.

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IS BANNED FROM OLYMPUS.

MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGELS JEWISH MY CREAM CHEESE CHIVE KNICKS IN FIVE #gunmetalolympus

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

VIBES CODED

clockwork girl with this warning label above her pussy

the last few chapters have just been "oh the ppl in this storyline are getting better! yey :D" *flips page* "oh the ppl in this other storyline are getting worse! yey :D"

six years ago when i saw the chiefs win their first super bowl of my lifetime, @sethrosenthal.bsky.social was at my place watching with me. i distinctly remember him saying, "i hope i get to do this one day." so happy for my pal

Learning today of what happened. He truly has the Mamdate of Heaven

German top who slaps one of those ‘nett hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg’ stickers on the small of your back

“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

Dance lil piku dance

cisan al gaib

hrt that gives you extra teeth and like. not just in the mouth.

nba finals boring as hell

it might be san antoniover

i saw an ad for metas ai glasses that used vyzee by sophie i want to [this content has been blocked according to bluesky TOS]