in honor of Father's day, I'm sharing my list of games Where You Kill Your Dad. if anyone has any contributions please let me know and I'll update it!!

person trying to be cruel: i'm not trying to be cruel,

You ever wonder why there's Pop Tarts, but no Mom Tarts? It's the pastriarchy.

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

I don't like that public intellectuals have been replaced by shitposters who don't know anything.

One of the problems with social media is that it elevates people who post good to a position of prominence and influence. Posting good is not an indicator that you are intelligent, insightful or have the requisite knowledge to understand a complex topic. Snarky asshole as public intellectual is bad.

“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene...

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

I will never vote for Mike Bloomberg.

oh no, i just realized that i could replay three houses before fortune's weave comes out

*trans girl sits infront of another trans girl* it's a eunuchs system. I know this

I can’t believe he gave Iran Alsace-Lorraine

You signed it where now?

don't nobody know my troubles with claude

The most secure cryptographic protocol in the world will not stop the fed in your group chat from being a fed, or some guy from not putting a passcode on his phone and leaving it at the bar. This is not Signal’s fault and in fact has nothing to do with Signal at all

There is complete industry consensus on this. Every reputable cryptographer on the planet agrees: Signal’s cryptographic protocols are the most secure in class. Period. Just because your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate told you otherwise doesn’t make it true

Repeat after me: I am not wetter than Slavoj Zizek. I am not wetter than Peter Thiel. I am not wetter than Jamelle Bouie. I am not wetter than George Santos. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be wetter than I am.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

Down at the Grebe Factory interviewing the new apprentices for the Western Grebe Taxi Service, I'll thread in stills/video as I process them As a primer, here's THE BEST WESTERN GREBE MATING RITUAL FOOTAGE OF MY LIFE Warning on this thread: too cute for doom Skip to :41 for just rushing. 🪶 🐣

adobe photoshop (graphic designers) affinity photo (ttrpg designers) photopea (broke college kids) krita (digital painters) gimp (gimp developers)

come on down to hadestown turn your frown upside down

battle of the bands

Fellas, is it sick to do science?

i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge

hm. another long day at my job of having a bunch of money for creatives but nobody to spend it on. guess i'll just hop on bluesky for a minute to see if there's any fun posts. wait, what's this? a writer is "open to work?!"

It's bizarre how repeatedly people keep hijacking the conversation about Accessibility away from things like closed captioning, colorblindness support, alt-text for screen-readers, etc, to "Games should be easier to play, books should be easier to read, and shows should be simple to understand"

it's time to pokemon go kinetic

carrying an ar-15 and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know i disagree with it

people saying "mastodon solved this" aren't accounting for the difference between the userbases of mastodon and bsky (namely, that bsky has a userbase)

[You have been added to Lunch Chat] Thinking about eating an early lunch today [You have been removed from Lunch Chat] [You have been added to Brunch Chat]

i sure hope this is about a power outage

bad comic

lmao

coffeezilla lego exposé

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

FIRE EMBLEM LETS GOOOOOO

We acknowledge that manual coders and engineers, including C, Haskell, and Java speaking peoples, have stewarded through generations the compilers and datasets of what is now Claude Code. We honor and respect the enduring relationship that exists between these peoples and nations and this LLM.

Idk if y'all noticed but the Xbox store page for Persona 6 is up and it has some more details about the game, for those who felt like the teaser wasn't enough www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

jesus christ book of enoch spoilers on my tl

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This is still America

nyeh heh heh

I mean no disrespect but I can't believe we're still pretending "corporations never cared about Pride" is an interesting thing to say. even during peak corp Pride I think you had to be exceptionally dim to not get what was going on lol like yeah I think I know Chipotle would kill me for a nickel

running d&d for my stable of Claude agents. they keep forgetting what they're doing, are insistently wrong about the rules, and everything they say is a reference to some kind of popular fantasy fiction. turing test: passed

i only read the first 7 words of this headline before saying "not surprised"

“It really is a shame with these undergrads these days,” said the 63-year-old Lowell Sterbenz

(we do)

Wish more people would Goku the polls 🙄