ITS NOT ROMANCE IF ITS NOT FROM THE SISTERHOOD REGION OF FRANCE. THATS JUST A SPARKLING SITUATIONSHIP.

FUTCH FEMME

if you have small tits you are evil

DO NOT LET THE HATE GET TO YOU. DO NOT LET THE HATE STOP YOU FROM ZEUSING IT.

Personally I think @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us should be allowed to enter Ranked Competitive Breast Growth because she is both a King and a Father. The measurements might be a bit tricky to do but on the other hand, free electrolysis for the participants!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THE SEX IS MEDIOCRE. BUT IT'S HOLY AND SACRED AND IN THE SPIRIT OF SISTERHOOD.

FUTCH/BUTCH = GOOD FOR SISTERHOOD BUTCH/BUTCH = UNKIND TO SISTERS FEMME/FEMME = INOFFENSIVE FEMME/BUTCH = NATIONAL SECURITY RISK

YES BUT IT IS THE WRONG KIND. YAOI THAT IS NOT SISTERLY. STILL LEGAL, BUT OFFENSIVE TO GOOD MORALS.

I LOVE TO SEE WOMEN IN MALE-DOMINATED FIELDS, SUCH AS YAOI. MEN ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN YAOI. YAOI FOR ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY BUTCHES.

YAOI IS REAL. LEGAL EVEN. ITS FINE FOR BOYS TO DO ALL OF THAT.

THIRTY? HE IS SO YOUNG. HE SHOULD NOT BE IN GOVERNMENT HE SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB

CORRECT. ONE TIME I WAS TELEPORTING (INNOCENTLY) TO THE BEAUTIFUL PASTURES OF MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN TEMPLE AND I TRIPPED. I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO ONE OF THE COWS. A GORGEOUS HEIFER. BUT I AM NOT A COWFUCKER! I DON'T DO THAT. IF YOU SEE MY WIFE PLEASE TELL HER I DON'T DO THAT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

ZEUSIN' IT. AND BY IT. I MEAN. HAHA.

IF IT TOASTS LIKE A TOASTER...

WRONG. I THINK YOU WILL FIND "THE NOBLE FLOWER OF THE THUNDER KING" TO BE A PERFECT READING EXPERIENCE.

I AM NOT TALKING LIKE SEPHIROTH. I AM TALKING LIKE ZEUS. HE DOES YAOI (WHICH IS NOT WRONG) AND I DO YURI.

ZEUS'S CERTIFIED LIVE READ THROUGH THREAD 🧵

Out now! Our lesbian Greek myth sci-fi continues: come for giant robots and desire so consuming it becomes cannibalism, stay for the terror of turning into your mother. Will Persephone become a god... or a monster? Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho... Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN

FEMME

DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA. BIG MECH WANTS YOU TO THINK THEY'RE FUN SO YOU FUCK THE MACHINE. NOT SO FUN WHEN A 10 METER CYLINDER IS STUCK INSIDE OF YOU.

WE SHOULD BRING BACK SMITING.

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON *SQUINTS AT SCRIBBLED HANDWRITING* AUTISM

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GAY SON (APOLLO) VS. THOUGHT DAUGHTER (ATHENA)

BUTCH

STRAP

MERRY CHRISTMAS. EVEN TO THAT TWINK

THIS SHIT LOOKS SO ASS

2026 IS MY YEAR. I CAN FEEL IT.

I was going to say @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us but then I remembered she already got a cover.

I think I'll just keep wearing my sports bra until @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us or @vaultsofelysium.gunmetolymp.us pin me to the wall and force me to change my ways. 😌

This is what you all look like to my daughter.

SISTERHOOD IS BACK, BABY.

Cover reveal! Elysium’s destruction looms; its greatest pilot Persephone is being eaten from within. She stands to become either a god—or a monster. Our mecha Greek myth retelling continues. More cannibalism, more lesbianism! Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-persepho... Amz: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGXHSNHN

IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY AS KING TO FUCK ALL WOMEN. I'LL ADMIT, IT'S A DIFFICULT JOB. BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.

I

Zeus @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us has monosexual privilege (kingship)

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED WOMEN. SPECIFICALLY WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE ME.

HONKING AT THE LADIES ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. EVERYONE'S INTO DOGS NOW.

"I COULD FIX HER" WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO. THAT'S THE BEST PART OF HER.

NODDING SAGELY AT A MAP OF THE MEDETERANEAN WHILE I PREPARE THE TRANSGENDER LASER

WHATUP

Cypress*

I LOOK SO CUTE. YES. YES HAHA

U can now buy a. Sticker of me and my Paramores, for some reason that witch is in their as well if your in to that @plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us

My first decree as Pope Mommy Demeter the First is to declare the Mother/Daughter is the superior yuri. Siscon is for degenerates like @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us

FUTCH LIGHTNING

“You’re my sister, and that is my greatest joy.” — @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us 😭❤️

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