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I wanna see an emulator that replicates the horrible sound of the atgames genesis purely because it'd be funny lmao

We’re approaching this being real

The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold

god that’s cool

The thing I love best about Bluesky is trying to piece together the news of the day only from the reactions that bubble to the top of What's Hot

Was oddly busy at work just now Had a line of people buying new consoles, a couple of switch 2s and a PS5. Shoutout to the last teenager who tried to juke me by saying he wanted to buy an Xbox but only said it because he wanted to say something "I've never heard before"

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

I’m dying here. The belly slide from the 8 yard line to the 2 yard line to get this.

Directing porn like:

morning

hey man how's it goin

komm susser tod on slap bass gigantic newman lying dead in an ocean of coffee

Barkley Gaiden screencap

A fascinating CD console that never was: the WoWoW (1992). A joint project between Taito, ASCII, and broadcaster JSB, it was packed with Taito's arcade hardware and also would have used satellite broadcasts to download and play games. It never made it past the prototype and test market stage.

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him

That's... An interesting thing for your front page trivia section, Wikipedia

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes

welcome to spooky things from the internet - this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress - this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them - here's a video of a guy dying in a fire

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

You can joke all you want, but this is really what Looney Tunes tapes looked like. Our parents bought this with a straight face & went "this was $7.99, that's a GOOD deal for a cartoon." My childhood was a horror show.

Call me a chastity cage the way I lock in

good morning chat

Look, all I know is, I would be posting triple the discontinued foods if I were using one of the Nickelodeon computers from 1995

#deltarune kris sd

like a lot of rapid changes in opinion, this is personal if you are a sports fan in this demographic, or even sports-adjacent, you almost certainly know someone who has ruined their life with sports betting

Genuinely incredible branding this was

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

as a kid i always assumed chess was checkers 2

the "and stories" part just has me thinking it's gonna talk about the phenomena of old women suplexing boulders into glass bridges even if it has nothing to do with the music in question

😆✨ #splatoonfanart #VeronIKA

"Introducing Pizza Hut's new Ultimate Stuffed Crust Pizza." a sonic racing crossworlds mod to change all of sonic's lines to lines from that one ad (www.youtube.com/watch?v=CORr... this one) to be posted on gamebanana on the 25th #sonicracingcrossworlds #crossworlds #sonicthehedgehog #pizzahut