"utmost respect" followed by "cuck chair" is really just mvp level, we are not playing around in Virginia

Ich wollte dieses Kleinod nochmal hervolen, bei dem sich die CSU abfeiert, dass eine Familie bis zu 60 Euro IM JAHR (!!!) "entlastet" wird und anmerken, dass ich gestern einen Brief erhielt, in dem meine Krankenkasse mir mitteilt, dass ich nun 40€ mehr PRO MONAT zahle. Danke für nichts, ihr Pfosten.

If you have a few minutes to read today, read this. Also some banger photos of hauntingly beautiful gravestones in there.

everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs

the FridayS sign was simply a mockup for a one time private event

Laschet in der Phönixrunde über eine Invasion Grönlands durch die USA: “Ich glaube nicht, dass wir dann die militärische Beistandspflicht auslösen und Dänemark in einem Krieg gegen die USA beistehen würden, das ist völlig ausgeschlossen.” ??

"I hate what they're doing and I hate them for doing it" about sums it all up

Greenland Volunteer Defense Corps HR: thanks for taking the time today me: sure what’s up HR: we need to talk to you about your performance on the anti-air guns me: sure, but I’m the best gunner HR: it’s not that me: then what HR: you have to stop yelling Bofors deez nuts every time

Guys, what will we do if 20,000 blood thirsty monsters who have fired a gun before don't have our tax dollars to attack the public? That's just one question some of our most educated yet dumbest intellectual soldiers have

Tim Walz had made it clear he has nothing to offer but voting and the courts, but his people are being brutalized and murdered today You cannot vote war out. You cannot make it go away in the courts or purge it with more training You cannot even protest war away, when they wage it against you

Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.

If you like looking at beautiful pictures, funny pictures or sexy pictures, at pictures that make you feel things, then you like looking at people's passion, at the thing they poured their life (literally!) into. By supporting the plagiarism machines you kill life and love across our culture.

across multiple polls they seem to be stabilizing around 30% on support for ICE-as-occupying-army and ICE-as-licensed-murderers that is both far too high and also catastrophically low for them given how close this country is to 50/50 politically - we're talking crazification factor levels

“The reality is I can’t stop ICE itself from coming into the county,” Ceisler said. “What I can do is prevent the 17 deputies who were trained to be de facto ICE agents from doing that work.”

🚨Border Patrol whistleblower outraged by ICE's conduct exposes over a dozen secret ICE programs in documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/21-secret-...

Rule one for comedy: if you make a joke about a specific group, ask yourself if a friend of yours of that group would mind. If you have no friend in the group you are joking about, default to "don't make the joke". Exceptions are nazis, politicians and billionaires due to inherent shitness.

Greifst du nach dem Donner? Wohl, daß er euch elenden Sterblichen nicht gegeben ward! Den unschuldig Entgegnenden zu zerschmettern, das ist so Tyrannenart, sich in Verlegenheiten Luft zu machen.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

What stage of capitalism etc etc

People aren’t talking enough about how the “agents” are intentionally giving mixed directions to people. Go! Get out of the car! Keep moving! I said out of the car! They’re intentionally confusing them so someone can claim they’re not following orders (because they can’t follow conflicting ones) /1

"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him

once more with feeling

nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Framing a violation of international law in the way of “4 easy steps to optimise your skincare routine” is a new level of ghoulishness. I don’t even know what to say at this point.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

oh so it’s a police force

Absolutely fuck ICE and nazi Barbie. I require anyone running for congress, president, hall monitor, etc to be in favor of prosecuting every last one of them. That’s the price of my vote.

girl you can't go around going "I did fix him" it'll give everyone else hope

Wild how people think it's acceptable to just call me out on the internet like this

this stuff is the reason i generally try to price my stuff at whole multiples of 5. if i have to charge for my stuff, i want to be honest, and to me honesty includes avoiding exploiting known biases like this.

POV: You’re Alice in 2026

What you see here is the regime trying to prepare the populace for more killings. They are trying to normalise the killing of protesters not aligned with their fascist political project. That’s what this is.

“Organised gangs of wine moms.” Paramilitary groups of soccer moms. Auxiliary corps of woke girls. They are what strike terror into the hearts of fascists.

They really think they're going to just bully Minneapolis into compliance, because shrieking brute force is all *they* understand. And we keep showing them that that is never, ever going to happen. Continue to show up, whistle, film, coordinate, and support each other. defend612.com

Bill really gets down to the most critical problems of modern day life: too many people are paying off their mortgages early and hurting the lenders.

When I talk about leaving the door open for Trump voters, and about looking for recruits instead of alliances or convenience, this is exactly what I mean No one had to compromise any values here. No one made the left more paletable by throwing trans people under the bus. And yet, here she is

Or.... it will mean a ton of stores will simply not accept SNAP, because they can't afford to stock food no one will buy. And they KNOW this. And that's the plan.

RFK Jr: "One of the things we're doing is Brooke Rollins is requiring that any facility, and store that accepts food stamps will have to double the amount of whole food that is now available to recipients. So that will change the marketplace around the country."

the first candidate to run in a program of mass imprisoning AI company executives will earn my vote

Yeah this is right

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders: -DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope! -But they were def part of Tren de Aragua -actually no -But TdA is real and active in Portland -We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

Incoming thread about CBP, ICE, the violence in Portland and Minneapolis, plus NSPM-7, white supremacist accelerationism, and why this all matters. It’s a bigger, more dire fascist situation that’s we all need to confront — which demands more info and context than “all the same Gestapo shit” 1

Reminder that you’re probably older than the Department of Homeland Security, a post 9–11 entity

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.