if i cant kiss the back of your neck when you sit in my lap im sorry but im not sure this armistice is going to work out after all

these are getting weird

Shout out to when Anthony Head heard that a trans guy was having some difficulties in his transition and was bummed out that all his photos with Anthony were of him pre-transition. So Anthony invited him out to his farm to take new photos and just kinda vibe for 5 hours being a cool dude.

Happy Pride everyone

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

Junho

Ribbit

K.K. Slider has pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert

nock, does the phrase "diplomatic incident" mean anything to you?

realizing i mostly like star wars for the score and vfx (mostly the practical puppets and stop mo) and wondering if we could do a movie that does that but like with more little guy designs

When a bunch of millennials play Quiplash

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I’m juvenile.

I DO DECLARE!!!

Don’t recommend seeing Mandalorian and Grogu on opening weekend. During the credits, they teach you how to do “The Grogu” (the little dance he does throughout the movie) and everyone got up in the aisles to dance. I just stood around awkwardly for ten minutes waiting to get out.

i say burgies sometimes bc of this

The beauty of this is that "isn't Arnold a bit old" is the point of KING Conan

I looked forward to the Omenpath cards, as they made me more invested in the UB card designs. It's not liked i ignored the designs, but art makes the game and it did impact the cards I was drawn to. I had 0 interest in Green Goblin/Normon Osborne until I saw Fleem. RIP Omenpath cards. RIP Fleem.

Cost of living so high but it’s still free to hold my hand

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

Hell yeah Wizard of Barge.

do not put your slimegirl into a hampster ball. she will die

bulllllshit, he'd just be like "The allegations are true!! I'm a horndog and the ladies all love me! I worship all goddeses!" before happily accepting a slap from the nearest woman, flying back to Kame House and making a Mai Tai.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

I’m gonna disappear into the woods for the next two days. You all behave

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

his name is WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. and i think that's a beautiful name for a cat

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad

Kobold is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all read Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis

"the data we stole from you to profit off wasn't good, do better"

Pansexuals would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy

something to take the edge off

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

DUNKIN PILK

i will graciously accept apologies from any of the multiple Washington Post pundits who claimed i was misrepresenting the editorial shift of their publication after it was purchased by Jeff Bezos. i am sure that is coming any day now. correcting the record is so important, after all.

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals “Ponder Stibbons stared at the page in front of him. His mind filled up with nasty questions, the biggest and nastiest of which was simply: Is there any way at all in which people can make out that this is my fault? No. Good!”

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

LUCKY IS A VERY GOOD DOG. I LOVE HIM AND WILL FEED HIM AS MUCH PIZZA AS HE WANTS. Also, the Hawkeye run that you meet Lucky….such a great book done by a great team. Give it a read! #MTGxMarvel

Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music