Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal "You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least you could often extend the limits of the possible. And if you failed, well, it had been impossible."

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

Dude my refrigerator can add a frog shit dispenser but I’m not gonna start pushing the button

This must be what it feels like to meet a celebrity

Someone just called me a believer in "purity tests" because I think the Democrats who just voted to fund the president's unaccountable masked goon squad deserve to be primaried. If your definition of "purity" is that basic, you're beyond helping

if you're cold, they're cold give them takis and a gun

Good to know I already don’t need to care about the Washington Nationals again this year

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

If this man is your rep, do me a favor and yell at him. In fact, just yell at your reps anyway. They need to stop funding these evils.

they were just letting miller get some air

I love arena so much, I love that my luck is so good that I get to have 11+ lands every other limited game I play. It's so cool

We’ve had zero customers at work since 7. So of course some old fuck rolls in 10 minutes after we’ve shut down complaining that we’re closed because the store is still open

i’m never gonna stop saying this

The energy we are bringing to 2026

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Ok but like for real, this card slaps #BoggartCursecrafter #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGLorwyn

The idea that it was acceptable to vote for him because he'd only be hurting teh ghey is not the redeeming statement she seems to think it is.

The liberals are turning Boise into they/themise

why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals “But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She’d never bought it and seen a little sign that said ‘Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that’.”

When a Kobold and a goblin smash, this is the creature they make.

Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

A unanimous verdict has been reached in the largest case of felony identity fraud in the Kanto region to date. paletteswap.site/dif...

Me, in public, every day:

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

happy birthday, Tremors! first released to theaters on this day in 1990

all hail the new orb! all hail the new orb!

You may fascinate a goblin by giving them a small bomb.

When you hang out with your short friend

Look for the helpers

she has glasses so that she can see ☝️🤓

Me going to stare at the wizards of the coast machine that gave me zero goblin kits all prerelease weekend

Nazi killing in games is a proud tradition. It built the bedrock of the FPS genre. Fucking dorks.

Discworld QOTD, from A Hat Full of Sky “It’s an unfair world, child. Be glad you have friends.”

"Yea I'm a sorcerer the way I'm goblin on that hexing until they squelch " - @hobbesq.bolasgang.com (probably)

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Well this is a fun time to have event reporter down

Jeff Laubenstein really went the fuck off for this set, especially on the tokens

You can call social media evil or whatever, but "I'm far away, but close enough" is what this is about. We are all close enough. Communication is power. They sabotage it because it's a threat.

DON'T BE A SQUARE CONTINUE THE CHAIN

Boy Meets Dog (Part 2/2) - Gator Days

I’m glad it’s prerelease weekend, because going from MAGfest to taking a weekend off to do something smaller but fun still is better than closing all weekend like a normal weekend

If your mosh pit doesn’t look like a cloud of smoke with various fists and legs popping out, y’all ain’t moshing hard enough. Bonus point if there’s stars, exclamation points, and the occasional mallet

When the breakdown hits, I better see this

bluesky! it’s got fewer nazis! there’s no bot here to put you in a bikini! it’s got discworld quotes! it’s got sports! and it’s actually online!

if you break into this car there’s 5 silver pieces and a broken sword