Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

I am curious as to why anyone would think JD Vance would bolster their re-election chances. It’s not 2024, people know what he’s like now

guys it's been a few days. do we have any updates on this situation

I’ve seen enough. God is 1) real 2) nonbinary 3) primarily motivated by a deep hatred of JD Vance

"cry more" is how conservatives say "nu uh" while actually crying

Actually had good news for once feels weird

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Periodic reminder that the president has lost his fucking mind

In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today* Badloss strikes again.

Netanyahu seeing Vance arriving to support him for re-election

To recap JD Vance’s week: •Failed as a VP & Catholic, silent as Trump threatens Pope Leo •Failed as a negotiator by not securing peace with Iran •Failed as a campaigner in what is a wipeout of Orban’s regime Reminder—Vance won his VP & Senate seats due to billionaire money. On his own he’s nothing.

lmao

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

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Meanwhile over on Facebook

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

Made this a bit ago

Melania Trump's "I never had a Relationship with Epstein or his accomplice Maxwell" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by her press conference.

Celebrate good times cmon

My favourite politician continues to be amazing

Peak masculinity

It’d be extremely funny if the Pakistani representatives got the Nobel Peace Prize over a war Trump started

“Charlie Brown had hoes” —J.R.R. Tolkien

This might be my favourite Labour scandal of the current parliament. Just a total shitshow from top to bottom.

it’s the software guys leftover after the cool software “guys” transitioned and started making retro platformers with yuri themes

We don’t need to put effort into figuring out how to forgive them. We need to put effort into figuring out how to ostracize them from society and take their bigoted hateful evil bullshit back into quiet whispers that get you shunned if you say them on main.

At an agonisingly slow pace, Labour are realising that being evil is bad actually. They’re more concerned with the optics, but it’s some kind of progress I guess.

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

Post a perfect movie.

When Starmer say's 'In the British national interest' he means Westminster. Britain is Westminster. Britain is not a country, it is a political force

BWAHAHAHAHA…

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

These people are freaks and Labour has tried to emulate them

the reason 'centrists' struggle to understand why keir starmer is so hated is bcos he's a reflection of them and their brains can't acknowledge that they're just as hated.

A result of the “Yeah but he made Late Registration” school of thought

It is time for people to treat “tech entrepreneurs” with the same hostility they have for the rest of the world

joani reid walking around her constituency

Absolutely incredible watching them run the same playbook on children with ADHD and autism that they did on trans youth.