Paul Blandtreides
@paulbland.bsky.social
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It’s all bland man. aka @blandCinema
The scene in Sword of Doom when Toshiro Mifune samurai mogs Tatsuya Nakadai while sword maxxing in the snow is awesome
about 7 hours ago
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Having a bunch of loutish, heavily armed, poorly trained, trigger happy, hot heads doing airport screenings is going to be a huge disaster and probably very funny and a bit tragic
about 13 hours ago
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Bring back tough guys wearing scarfs
about 15 hours ago
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What an insane thing to say in a country where most politicians only promote unpopular donor issues like waging foreign wars, AI and cryptocurrency but important issues like cost of living and healthcare are nonstarters
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about 15 hours ago
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Nw
1 day ago
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I love it when someone calls me a pussy and then blocks me so I can’t reply
1 day ago
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Holy crap, imagine being gullible enough to say this in 2026 during Trump’s second term
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I had some leftover chicken breast so I chopped it up sautéed it until crispy and tossed it with some fresh chopped jalapeño and Hoisin sauce and threw it on some toast with some hastily pickled carrot and it was an awesome improvised Bahn Mi
2 days ago
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Tracking AIPAC donations isn’t antisemitic, AT ALL, Will
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3 days ago
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Tony Tony Chopper has called for an end to the genocide in Gaza
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3 days ago
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Hard up for any actual left antisemitism to find they’re resorting to: “criticizing ultra wealthy pedos and their friends is antisemitism”
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3 days ago
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This ever happen to you?
4 days ago
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“It’s just like the regular news, but it doesn’t make you feel like shit”
4 days ago
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Dune vs Breaking Bad Spice vs Meth Kwisatz Haderach vs Heisenberg
5 days ago
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Would you still love me if I was a woim?
5 days ago
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Sluggo rode the woim
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In Dune part 3 Paul Atredies leads the woke mob so that he can create the Imperium of 10 Thousand Genders
5 days ago
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Know the rules
5 days ago
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DLSS 5 off DLSS 5 on
6 days ago
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This is what I look like when I’m posting
6 days ago
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I had a nightmare last night
6 days ago
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DLSS5 off DLSS5 on
6 days ago
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Contemplating what kind of mental hell this person lives in to spend all their time being terrified that black and trans people are watching the same media as them and might have a different opinion about it
7 days ago
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Palantir: helping the government spy on you while you jack off since 2003
7 days ago
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America has mass murdered civilians for its entire history even in WW2 America slaughtered school children in Germany and Japan with fire and nukes
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7 days ago
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Ian Miles Cheong has passed away after being struck by an Iranian drone in Dubai Source Reuters
8 days ago
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Remember real media player?
8 days ago
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It’s so dark that the Iranian diaspora can look at what America did to Iran’s neighbours and think “this time America isn’t going to turn the country it’s bombing into a failed state”
9 days ago
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We didn’t listen to Big Ethel and now look at where we are
9 days ago
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Is this the one where the rabbit gets an abortion?
9 days ago
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Who is with me?
9 days ago
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This is why you don’t laugh when the Dow is over 50,000
10 days ago
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Celebrating Women’s History with Jeffery Epstein’s best friend and a woman whose sole job in 10 years has been managing the team the does the Whitehouse Christmas decorations
10 days ago
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I’m putting together a team
11 days ago
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Okay, hear me out: Giant Dew Back Lizards
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11 days ago
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Said hi to Graham today and he said hi back
11 days ago
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Comedy was made illegal on Twitter and this is all that’s left
11 days ago
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Hello and welcome to my unboxing video
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12 days ago
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Logging on
12 days ago
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Back to Bunta Sugawara in this middle instalment as we return to his tale of rising through the ranks of the Hiroshima Yakuza with the hard hitting violence the series is known for
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12 days ago
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Man, let me tell you about the day I’ve had
12 days ago
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This is how a access bluesky
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13 days ago
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This is what peak masculinity looks like
13 days ago
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You can tell that Rob Schneider has been spending time with Graham Linehan
13 days ago
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Peak Canadian Cinema
13 days ago
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13 days ago
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He does this every episode, sometimes twice, where does he get those red shirts from? I’ve never seen him carry a bag and there aren’t a lot of Walmart’s in post apocalyptic Japan
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13 days ago
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Even the Nazis were against killing medics, Asmongold is plumbing new depths of evil
14 days ago
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Is good right?
14 days ago
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Polls be like Do you approve of child murder? No: 99% Yes: 1% Do you approve of Donald Trump's child murder policy? No: 46.6% Yes: 38.9% Unsure: 14.5%
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