Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Bien, Robert.

“Revelations from a book” is so funny. Lads it’s your book. This information comes from you. Your job at the newspaper is to provide information in real-time. And yet

Firefly is one of those quintessential Whedon shows: It's full of stuff that individually are such brilliant ideas and thought provoking plotlines to explore... and then you take a step back and realize how all of it serves to deliver the most rancid, bigoted messages. He's the Lovecraft of pop TV.

lmfao

Annihilation (2018)

re2 (remake) + re7 = re9

this show is called Amber Alert Radio

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

BOATS STUCK

Finally, a counterpoint to one of my own

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them. Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

They broke the students. Every leader with power from 2023 to now worked overtime and spared no expense to absolutely destroy a student movement that had been active and vibrant since the 1930s. They tortured they beat they imprisoned they dissappeared they expelled. They made politics too costly.

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

Me after having slept through half a dozen alarms: Wow, what a wake-up call this is

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in: 2008: 0.3% 2024: 19% @nytimes.com #GildedAge www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

I gotta say this war has led me to believe that 95% of military spending in the US just goes to defense contractor shareholders and nothing else. Like what do you mean the US just decommissioned its only mine defusing boats in the gulf and there’s no replacements?

Imagine saying this

So, uh. In disability studies we call this a "disability dongle" or a techno-utopian solution to a problem that appeals to the able-bodied imagination rather than the actuality of disabled life itself. Deploying a LLM to translate a legal notice for an asylum seeker functions similarly.

The troubles

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

"Gender is a fixed biological reality, like gravity" ok but you're not passing 50 laws making it a crime to defy gravity, why do you suppose that is

If gender were the immutable biological reality they claim to believe it is, they wouldn't need to spend so much energy policing it like this.

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

happy international women's day to all my international women

WWLKD #re9 (bonus panel below)

Leon, he does wear a helmet!

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

Dare Graham Platner to talk with Isaac Chotiner, tell him he would be a huge wuss if he doesn't

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

lol so pathetic www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

what is the case for thinking that the duration of the conflict will be up to Trump?

In a year of stupid headlines, what to even say, this has to be among the stupidest and frankly most offensive yet

The whole chronic honesty part of audhd is kind of cool because people mistake it as a virtue But it also sucks when you're struggling in your 20s and feel awful bc your peers are seemingly thriving, until you realize 8yrs later "ohhh they were lying, fuck I didn't know we could do that"

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

Oops! All Lowtaxes!

Happy final day before Australia's full-blown war with China kicks off day to those who celebrate

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.