Today is the last day that you can repost this image

conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: white men should have access to children

Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff

lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing

mike's hard lemon maze

do I think bone conduction headphones are cool because of metal gear solid? yes

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

RIP Mike. God dammit

One of the best to ever do it

truly one of the geniuses of posting

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

From now until January 5th any and all revenue made by the lowest discount ever on CORPUS EDAX will be donated to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund!

I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I read a lot of fantasy novels and D&D sourcebooks

The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.

Talking to a relative over Christmas who said she was leaving the WI over "this trans nonsense". It sent a cold rush through me, until she continued; saying that one very loud transphobe on committee was dominating meetings & she & many others were sick of it. These ghouls ARE hated by their peers.

do they!?

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Good morning Bluesky !

Hey guys check this out

my chemical situationship

damn that baby looks cool as hell

credits on outer worlds 2 I liked it a lot, curious to see where they go next

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

unfortunately, due to circumstances your toenails are going to start growing two inches per day

Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons

What's your favourite form of engagement bait?

A million years ago on a subway in Toronto once, I saw a guy holding an air conditioner and turned to my friend and whispered “look at Michael Cera with his sad little air conditioner”. The guy looked up having heard me anyway and gave me a dirty look. It was 1000% actually Michael Cera.

"Ethanol couldn’t be patented, and tetraethyl lead could–meaning DuPont and General Motors could profit on every single gallon sold." The whole world. Every one of us. Poisoned. For decades. Because an American megacorp could patent the poison. AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH

Facts

Avatar? [dismissively] oh yeah I saw that, it was weird

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

i didn't know that shit either and I'm way older than her

give us more silent hill ascension

agreed all-timer line

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

please report this guy for threats bsky.app/profile/keel...

Translation is a fucking art form, I want to tear my hair out in bloody chunks and throw it at people who don’t understand this

tim apple can S my D