cat

Feeling like a car that caught a dog

Can't sleep; enemies nearby

I'm independently wealthy in terms of friends

But Pagliacci... I *am* the one they call "Doctor Feel Good"...

TONIGHT!!!

SATURDAY

If you can believe it, it's Friday once again

Excited to start work on a new book tentatively named "The Stranger: Florida Man/Dipshit Edition" about a looksmaxxing influencer who shoots an alligator for no reason

Working on zine stuff

Earth Hoes CAN Fuck

Working on zine stuff

Who else just chillen??

i drew vhs glitches for a job and unfortunately i’m really into it (wip)

Sometimes at church you accidentally walk by a Sunday School class and the pastor is writing like "smiley face = good, frowny face = evil" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual bible study

I have been trying to embrace the concept of radial acceptance. Anyone within a 7' radius had better accept that I'm not going to stop twirling my fiery scythe like a Dynasty Warriors character

Holding in all my good posts then letting em rip as soon as someone puts their eye up to the nozzle to see why nothing's coming out

A medication guide is a form of zine

WEED WOLF

Give them a Hedwig and the Angry Inch and they'll take a Hedwig and the Angry Mile.

If a kiss is anything like a revolver I'm going to aim one at your forehead and pull the trigger

International Text Your Ex Day

Check out the market tonight!!!! There will be ZINES There will be POETRY There will be REGULAR WORDS (available upon request, just walk up to the bar and ask for "Tim")

Frankly at this point I would let those robots eat me

Love will rend us asunder, afresh

Spread the word around: The Boys are back in town

this song turns 50 years old today.

Me, enjoying every second of something: "this is so dumb"

Who up executing they foregoing instrument?

Server Errors at Deviant Libation usually end in your having two drinks instead of one. Please visit us IRL and it might even happen to you!

Logging on to The Website That Makes You Old

I hate this broken-ass website. I bought this account for free so I could post things like "Gooners never say die" for a fleeting sense of validation from strangers. For that kind of money it should be perfect at all times

Long ō frotting #linguistics #frotting

This is what I was trying to find

"The most powerful Dril is the mind."

give me an HBO documentary on the people who doordash food from Regal Cinema, who are these people and how do they live among us

Created a new freak flag. feel free to fly it

What's your favorite kind of apples? Them?

beer

maybe it will happen soon

Come to the show!!!

"Flicking the Bean" is a phrase us Mr. Beanheads use to refer to catching a Mr. Bean flick. e.g. "do you want to come over and flick the Bean with me?" (watch at home), or: "let's flick that Bean" (meet me at the theatre for the new Johnny English)

The sex and candy smell is most likely my bad

Who up gazing they gazely stare?

Where in Michigan did you say you're from again?