nw project hail mary, i can’t wait to find out how he gets the cardigan

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

what’s your favorite apple i’m thinking of branching out

give me an HBO documentary on the people who doordash food from Regal Cinema, who are these people and how do they live among us

I finally tried khachapuri, it was everything i hoped it would be

Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.

that's right

its my birthday tomorrow. thank you to these prophets for letting me know what to expect

These are two of the Skyrim character races I never played a game as

Tough loss for High Point, but sometimes you just run into a more prayed-up opponent.

More Money, More Problems? A Hayekian Rejoinder to Modern Monetary Theory

watching TIME COP, a movie that begins with a guy going in time to steal confederate gold after he mows down a group of rebel soldiers with automatic weapons yeah this movie is Cinema

Bryce Harper disconsolately drinking a room-temp pint of raw milk in the clubhouse right now.

Bubba Sparxxx is a playable character in the video game Def Jam: Fight For NY.

I'm so sorry to each their own and whatnot but your husband engraved his wedding ring with Jeep? JEEP?

I'll continue banging the drums about the fact that capitalism has deskilled us in detrimental ways. We need to skill up re: many things like conflict resolution, reproductive health, first aid, etc etc etc

Post about how the iran war was going fantastic aged great btw bsky.app/profile/defe...

really sucks that one of the most boring and useless real world cast members is now our piece of shit transportation secretary

The “Epstein class” is very good messaging I think. “Billionaires” and “oligarchs” don’t evoke the same disgust

i still cannot get over the gangstalking victim and ellen degeneres super fan from that episode of Neighbors

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

Why is every tech ceo the villain from the Lorax

I will buy a beer for the first person who walks into Deviant Libation tonight and yells: "I'M HERE FROM THE INTERNET!!!" ...but you're probably too coy to even tell your friends in Tampa to do something so absurd...

I hope I'm wrong but I've settled on the idea that unless the next Democratic president is a generational talent with a sharp focus and an iron will we can pack this whole thing up and go home

finished a painting

tim robinson that’ll do it dot gif

me after taking the nastiest, most toilet-destroying shit of all time: there was an element of gnosticism to it,

should i get a $20 airport cocktail before my flight

For weeks now, I've shared information about HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS protesting ICE REGULARLY. So much so that whole states like Kansas and Texas are rolling out LAWS to sanction schools and laws to criminalize TEENAGERS. Please let's be serious.

This looks like an unassuming card from a digital card game, but it is actually a tactical nuke.

I want to try this with black velvet

Some of those who wear jewelry are the same who eat stew-ery.

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

this can't be allowed to be a consumer grade product going forward. its too much like doing the really fun drugs, there's no way to know beforehand who is gonna be able to act normal with it and who will instantly be struck insane and end up dead in a ditch somewhere

One of the most malign influences on public life is Billionaire Group Chats

mark teixeira once tried to get bees to stop swarming at a spring training game by bringing a plastic bear honey bottle out of the clubhouse, he will be the republican party’s top scientific mind in congress

what if one of the drones they crashed into the military bases had a baby inside and the troops freaked out thinking it was a superman situation so they all spend the next 20 years trying to raise the baby instead of doing military stuff. and then by the time they realize it’s a doll it’s too late

now accepting karaoke recommendations

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

industry season 4, what happened man

i’m always shocked that chris fleming isn’t australian

Donald Trump due to your erratic behaviour and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

just watched the 3rd now you see me, were the others that bad? i didn’t remember them being quite that bad?

I crocheted a little triangle scarf for Meow Meow 😸

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If we get another $500, I'll show nipples. $1000 and I'll show my husband's feet. www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...

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Join us at the tasting room later for an evening of crafting & merrymaking