there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

If you've been putting off donating, this is your sign to do it!! If you need the incentive to be part of an exclusive cool club of antifascists, now's your chance, because this cross stitch pattern will only ever be available as a donation perk 🌹 #crossstitch #fundraiser

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

STOP THEM ALL Free/PWYW hi res files available here: ko-fi.com/s/a2e5b9f250 Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmo... Alt. version prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmo... Portion of funds earned will be donated to various immigrant rights projects across the US.

This is a pretty common one, but Don't treat your fellow artists like competition. Not only is it just awesome getting to participate in art communities, but people are more likely to throw jobs your way if they think you would do the same for them 🤝

Generative AI is a scourge only used by losers, pass it on! This month's Patreon cross stitch pattern is available at any paid tier until February 9th, and will be re-released to the main shop in a few months 🖤 #crossstitch #stitchsky

you ever just think about ronald reagan and get real mad

Good Coffee is aptly named ☕️ Evocation is getting me out of such a reading slump, I never want it to end

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

Rock Identification xkcd.com/3068

you are invited to their party!

Saw this alignment chart and had to make my own version

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days.

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

I feel the urge to post my favorite Dragon Age art again because I added some essential details that I felt were lacking (Assan and Manfred 🥺) Best 60 hours spent no regrets #dragonage

in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine

you think Fetterman's old social media managers live in fear of what they've created like Oppenheimer

Black hole sun / won't you come to the place / I belong West Virginia

can I just say, during hard times, sometimes the only way to keep going is to live out of spite. don't let them have the satisfaction, you can't.

oh i'm really gonna get some use out of this

Helpful!

Take care of yourself tomorrow. Do something nice for yourself. Watch movies, play games, make art, keep your hands busy. You don’t have to watch this horseshit. Not even if a guy online tells you you gotta in all caps.

i've already instinctively opened tiktok 1000 times

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

i avoid commenting on celebrity passings due to the parasociality of the thing but David Lynch was an artist’s artist and a reminder to never explain yourself (when you don’t want to). one of the greatest filmmakers to ever do it.

David Lynch is my favorite artists' favorite artist, my favorite writers' favorite writer. Watching Twin Peaks for the first time felt like coming home to the weird, existential, creepy, silly, spooky town of my dreams. Let's all get a damn fine cup of coffee, two cokes & a cookie 💔

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

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not sure if some people understand that part of what makes creating so rewarding is the fact that it *is* hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re been painting or writing for 80 years— every piece will have problems that need solving, and few things feel better than figuring it out.

Ok I had to see this so now y’all do to: I just ran into someone touting the “skin benefits” of raw dairy on the basis that “dairy maids were known for their clear skin”. You guys. Dairy maids were known for NOT BEING POCKMARKED. You know why? They didn’t get smallpox as often.

AN ANGUISHED AND PUTRID BALLET. STRAIGHT NUTTING

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast

This new year, all your failed resolutions will be forgiven if you just stop rage boosting outrage farm articles from the NYT and their brethren, please I am begging you, the clicks and shared anger none of them are worth any of it

hawk tuah and let slip the dogs of war

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

Gotta say that I haven't entered a year with as much dread as I have for 2025 in... uh... ever.

*youth pastor voice*: you know who else follows you but expects you to follow back?

(drinking coffee) whoa this is just like twin peaks

It’s kind of tradition in my friend group for each new member to give a nickname to the next guy who joins, so Greg called Jason “Big Man,” and then Jason called Brian “Brisket,” etc. Unfortunately I came in right after Hidetaka Miyazaki so now I’m “The Pustulant Scab Devourer”

your mentions when you post about fun

KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.

PLEASE stop offering this scumbag your condolences and learn how to do a reverse image search. This is a stolen image of a cat named Cheddar. He lives in Korea and he's fine: www.instagram.com/c.c.c__cat/r...

Remember, if you're given the chance to be on the jury for Luigi Mangione, you don't really follow the news at all and you think crime is bad. You don't know anything about juries. You don't know anything about insurance, that's like the thing for your car right? You're dumb as shit, your honor!

If I ever become famous and you develop a delusional erotomania relationship with me in your head that tells you I'm sending you messages through the TV asking you to assassinate a politician for my affection: I am, I am asking you to do that, I'd be super impressed

really feel like THIS haircut is going to be the one that transforms my self-image and gives me a sense of personal worth