It's looking like I'll probably be going this year! Do I know anyone who will be there?

It's looking like I'll probably be going this year! Do I know anyone who will be there?

I guess we're at the "censoring letters sent from the gulag" level of a healthy democracy...

Coworker: ??? Me triying to hide my pet donkey I brought to work: Ohh.. it said ASH Wednesday???

New HRT just dropped!

You know that thing where you have an interview and then hours later at night you can't fall asleep because your brain is reviewing every answer and statement you gave and why it was bad and now they hate you? Turns out that happens double when you have two interviews...

Wow.

The fact that all of this was kicked off by Republicans trying to redistrict Texas and then having that redistricting blocked by the Supreme Court (for now) is just :cheff's-kiss: levels of FAFO

I dunno, that sounds like the kind of answer a president would give if he were trying to keep the existence of the aliens secret...

I think my 3yo is a JavaScript developer. She just asked her brother "what's six plus seven? Six seven..."

After Trump announced his "Liberation Day" tariffs I transitioned my 401k allocations to be a little more international-heavy and went lighter on American funds and I've been consistently outperforming the American indexes since.

Whoa! Like the Senate Senate??

A guy once came to the Gerrer Rebbe and said he was worried, he was approaching his 60th and Pirkei Avot (5:21) says "At sixty [one reaches] old age". The Rebbe told him he needs not worry, earlier the Mishna says "at 40 [one reaches] wisdom" and that didn't do much for you...

Wanna feel old? Baby Shark was released in 2016. Sharks reach sexual maturity at around 10 years. The Baby Shark of the song is now Mommy Shark

WTF? My wife just showed me the CDC's page on vaccines and autism has been altered. They don't go as far as saying that vaccines cause autism, but they go way out of their way to obfuscate and all but say "we'd say it but we're not allowed to... :wink: :wink: I don't think I've seen it reported?

This is shameful! When people die protesting a fascist regime the blame is squarely on the fascists who killed them, not on the ones protesting the fascism!

The ID isn't to protect the beer, it's to protect the kids who would buy it. Hope that helps, Brian.

I think it's worth trying to do this for seven days straight just to see what happens...

if ICE is taking your photograph, seems like one of the best things you can do in the moment is tuck your chin and look down. maybe that's intuitive but the tech does seem to be really weak at that angle, fwiw.

"They said it couldn't be done in 4 years, Trump did it in one year" The DOW is 13% higher than it was when Trump took office, not sure who the "they" are who said it couldn't rise 13% in four years lol

Which train requires you to show ID?

People think Excel is bad, but personally I would give it May 5th stars.

My congresswoman @replamonica.bsky.social going for the jugular!

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My "don't worry, I counted my kids to make sure none were missing when I left Pedo Island" shirt is raising many questions already answered by my "don't worry, I counted my kids to make sure none were missing when I left Pedo Island" shirt

The caption had me thinking she finally found her spine on the folks being protected in the Epstein Files. Apparently hard working folks in Minnesota are a bigger threat.

Glad to see they upgraded! When I became police chief they sent me a VHS cassette! I had to wait till the next time I visited my parents to see what was on it and then it turned out it was in PAL and my parents' video machine only did NTSC so I still don't have a clue!

I could have sworn I was told that deporting all the immigrants would open up MORE jobs and lower unemployment!

My Radical Leftist position is that if getting a judicial warrant, about the lowest bar possible, would neuter your ability to apprehend then you shouldn't be doing apprehending.

Me: can we have private accounts plz? Bsky: now you can make a post so private no one but you can see it!!! (kidding aside, this is a good feature, thanks bsky devs!)

Post a banger that's not in English (well, the chorus at least)

"So how do you two know each other?" "Oh, we go to the same bluesky"

FYI If you used to use the pronoun labeler (and also if you didn't)

Ugh why wouldn't the person I scheduled an interview with have his picture on LinkedIn? How else am I supposed to stalk him???

CMIIW but has Trump EVER deleted a post for going too far before? I can't think of anything that comes to mind...

"Sure, the Gestapo is bad, but we need to find a solution to the Jewish Problem..."

Just thinking out loud here, but if "woke" was to blame, you'd expect the parts of the country with the most "woke" to have the most issues?

Do I know anyone who works at ActBlue? Preferably in engineering or or engineering adjacent, but anyone would be helpful 🙏

lol Sean Spicer WISHES he was this shameless 😅

Lol you can't make this stuff up 🤣

They could solve this all by just being... less contemptible?

They should invent a bluesky with locked accounts. Is this something?

"Stop focusing on the bad, like how we kill innocent people at home; focus on the good instead, like how we kill innocent people abroad!"

So as someone who doesn't speak lawyerese, am I correct in understanding that Californias new maps now stand and there's nothing Trump can do about it now?

Pretty sure my CEO is gonna see this and decide to implement it by us as well 😒

OMG this is terrible! I hope that made her feel bad but it sure doesn't sound like it!

This is great! Take the transcript of this guy's speech and use it as a script for your city if they consider partnering with ICE

I guess Project 2025 succeeded a little too much.

Funny how this logic doesn't get applied when it comes to government enforcing Christian views on abortion and LGBTQ+ rights....