If it's true and dozens or more Republicans end up voting against Trump on this, Democrats better use the opportunity while the iron is hot and start a massive push for impeachment!

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That is extremely not true. Whether you agree or disagree with a a scientific conclusion is immaterial, what matters is what the data says about it and whether the conclusion fits into the data or not.

many such cases

My local mayor election is headed for a run-off. The difference between the second place candidate (who will make it to the run-off and probably win) and the third place (missed the run-off) is 10 votes! Don't say your vote doesn't matter! Especially in local elections!

Okay but there are two parts to that sentence, sure they want you to work together, but they want you to work together TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEMS! Not to fold and leave the problems unsolved!!!

Imagine caving to this fucking guy....

I want to make the "flights only do this when extremely distressed" joke but it isn't a joke 😭

So Trump's answer to people not being able to afford Thanksgiving is to make sure folks can't travel to spend Thanksgiving with their families so they don't have to make big meals

Who's asking you to speak out? Doing is more valuable than speaking! Leave the speaking to those whose job it is to speak! All this will accomplish is hand Trump another opening to fill with a lifetime appointment!

Two weeks ago they were trying to maintain plausible deniability saying "we wish we could give SNAP benefits but legally our hands are tied" Now that the courts said they have to release the funds the mask is off and they're actively fighting to claw the benefits back In case there was any doubt

No, but they have a point!

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It's only a Jewish hat if it's from the Calabria region of Italy, otherwise it's a sparkling cowboy hat.

Shabbos coming in at 4:30 feels low-key antisemitic

I agree, the lesson Republicans should learn from this week going into 2026 is to ratchet up the MAGA to 11 and put forward the most MAGA candidates that ever did MAGA.

Jokes on them, EWR is ALREADY backed up to the max.

Well that's an easy block. No need to suffer folks who deliberately make this place worse to score brownie points on the other site.

Reminder as you watch MTG go on her Trump revenge tour: you absolutely do not have to hand it to MTG.

There's no such thing as a fool-proof plan, only a fool-resistant one.

Oh wow!

Sometimes you gotta be okay knowing you did what you can and the rest isn't in your hands and just hope things work out the way they should. And that's okay.

Okay so maybe I'm not terminally online enough, but I've only seen references to Jones saying that, what did he actually say?

So umm.. I don't know if it's too early to ask... but I was promised a trans for everyone, where and when can I go to pick mine up?

Gosh this label is completely meaningless.

Hey, remember when we were begging Democrats to get rid of the filibuster and they refused because if they did then the Republicans would do it?

So like, did Republicans win ANYTHING last night?

Lol what's funny is that Mamdani got 50.5% of the vote, meaning even if every single non-Mamdani vote went to Cuomo he would have STILL lost. But hey, maybe now they'll be on board for ranked choice 🤷

If you want a thread to read with your morning coffee to put a smile on your face 😊

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Okay I'm pretty sure the only race I'm waiting for now is CA's Prop 50 and I'm not waiting up till polls close on the West Coast. Do us proud California! Don't ruin the streak!

I'm kinda hoping Mamdani gets > 50% of the vote just to see bad people have a bad day, but also, if it turns out that he gets less than Cuomo+Sliwa maybe there's some hope more establishment types get on board for ranked-choice voting?

hey men, when’s the last time your hair stylist questioned the length you wanted trimmed off?

lol that was quick

Here's why this is a problem for Joe Biden....

Looking good for NJ so far....

I just realized I don't have to spend the evening refreshing election trackers. As soon as Mamdani wins I'm sure Bluesky will be on wheels!

Off to a good start 💪

I love that they specifically made allowances for medical masks and religious headgear!

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" for thee but not for me....

People think NJ in invincibly blue, but forget the last governor we had was Chris Christie.

Guess after 70 years it's finally over; China won the Space Race...

OMG we have truly been blessed with the dumbest electorate!

Protestors should start chopping onions and squeezing empty* mustard bottles in the general direction of federal agents at protests. *no, I'm not gonna tell you how to empty the bottles, figure it out!

Okay, at this point we're clearly dealing with someone with a humiliation kink and while I don't begrudge him that, he shouldn't be forcing all of us to participate in it...

Anyone with picky kids can relate.. *Exasperated parent*: "But I didn't put any onions in your sandwich!! *Kid*: "But I could *smell* the onions the and mustard!"

This is why they are fighting so hard against early voting and vote by mail! So much harder to ratfuck those!

You couldn't PAY me to stand up and give such a testimony in court! I'd rather sit for perjury than utter the words "I felt the impact of the sandwich through my ballistic vest and could smell the onions and mustard as the sandwich exploded on impact."

Oh cool! Kill the job market and then go after folks' Unemployment Insurance. Just great!

I'm slowly coming over to the view that euthanizing *some* men would do them and the world a service.