Every once in a while Lower Decks does a truly outrageous joke and it catches me by surprise every time. Good show

i love making fake branding

apparently it's possible to tear a fingernail? seems like a bad design

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LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY 👇🏽🧵

working on a new theory that the ability to recognize a joke is inversely correlated to follower count

it’s impressive how many of the pro se tiktok psychic’s arguments boil down to “nuh uh”

fancy donut place in my town opens at 11am. what. that’s lunch time.

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

I need to stop reading reddit, it’s bad for my mental health

the problem with giving Idea Guys the ability to build apps is that their ideas are bad

oh is a statesball on

nobody's going to be able to contain themselves tonight so I think there are three options: 1) just give in and watch 2) unfollow everyone 3) log off I know which one I'm doing. Do youuuuuuuu?

centipedes?

25 degrees (F) difference between inside and outside. Remind me never to have south facing windows again

they should make an ice cream that you can eat in the morning. And don’t you dare suggest sorbet, that’s just cold juice

enjoying some ketchup tonight

strong agree. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I hated it but I struggle to think of another game that is generally beloved but nearly completely incompatible with my brain

inauthentic relationships as a service

is Nier: ATomata anything

It’s ✌🏻interesting✌🏻 that “don’t engage, just block and move on” never seems to apply to the professional take artists so we’re on this constant weird six month cycle of bullshit engagement drama

I have seen more than one account with a nier avatar replying to the evangelion news with “who?”

precision engineered to be exactly my shit. gimme

a thing they don’t tell you about black cats is that they become more massive as they fall asleep, exactly like a real black hole

I’m starting to think that willingly participating in the daily discourse is a form of poster’s madness

in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back

Lower Decks is so good

the masters of suggesting new activity by forming new legal entities are back... and they've done it again

Link to the Past Link to the Past Link to the Past (honorable mention: Breath of the Wild)

heated up some bread until it got a little bit crunchy and then put some butter on it… pretty good

Then you’ll love this shot

all of a sudden the blender subreddits are 50% newbies asking for help recreating fnaf characters. there has also been an uptick in roblox questions the cycle has begun again: the children have rediscovered blender

WOULD

While I was writing the alt text for this pic large cat startled awake and nearly fell off the couch. He’s already fallen back asleep. I remain trapped.

spaceghetti and marsballs with gravy

I long for the day when I no longer have to hear about whatever nonsense fell out of the boing boing guy’s head

they should make a game that's fun and engaging

been getting really into ketchup lately

I’m fascinated by reddit ads that try to look like regular posts. Today’s example: a post feigning surprise that Red Lobster’s Lobsterfest menu has so much lobster on it

wait. hang on. this is incredible. I have to try it

It’s finally winter here in northwest washington state! It’s snowing in the air but not on the ground, as is tradition

Vic Michaelis is a genius

A podcast is an audio file distributed by RSS. You can make any number of auxiliary products based on that, but if there’s no audio file distributed by RSS then those aren’t podcasts.

New level of online unlocked: woke up this morning with song lyrics in my head (not unusual) except it wasn’t the real song, it was this

small cat just tried to pounce on a fly that was on the outside of a window. the fly saw her coming and took off so she tried to execute a mid-air course correction and ended up wanging her head into the window I love cats

shoutout to the guy who released a “procedural generation synthesizer” and, when asked to explain how it works, said that he didn’t know but he asked Claude and it said it’s a quantized random walk hooked up to webaudio I have such mixed feelings about this particular type of vibe coded junk

I love press release voice. Man it’s so cool that his signature gear will feature branding during various PLEs. And it’s a first of its kind integration? Amazing