was literally crying at Sally Ride and Amelia Earhart’s flight suits being side by side

Wow did you guys know the same guy who invented the Jeef Beef also invented the twohorse dumpwagon?

These images are spiritually related #jimothy

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

this account is dedicated to the posters who are willing to work for it, I will never sell out

Teenagers will complain about the wildfire smoke and then spend the whole school year trying to vape in the bathroom.

This is a politician who understands that this is not an indulgence, it's an investment. Every public space where you can have fun and not spend any money is probably more of a crimebuster than 100 cops.

Bluesky is filled with all the kids who had to eat brown-bagged warm bologna and cheese sandwiches for school lunch

EVERYBODY NEEDS A BOSOM FOR A PILLOW 🎶

The dumb do not care how right you are They are on another mission

Best description of Trump’s speech I’ve heard so far: the “Pettysburg Address.”

I have so far avoided the RFK Diarrhea Virus also known as Butt Covid

Putting the R in BRAT summer.

Something something @cpsc.gov, something something beach umbrellas.

"what should we label these copper nanotubes?" "well, the symbol for copper is Cu, 'nano' is N, and 'tubes' is T" "let's go with CuNTs then. great work team" doi.org/10.1039/b614... (visual abstract), submitted by @richvn.bsky.social

It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.

Why do you hate the carbon cycle.

We’re all going to be publicly crowdsourcing some brown dwarfs if that cyclospora parasite has anything to say about it.

RIP Sam Neill. you will be remembered.

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

The timeline abides

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

The opposite of doomscrolling is moodscrolling

I choose to believe that Lindsey Graham died from the explosive diarrhea parasite.

I hope you got to be the first person to tell someone about it, and it made your morning.

I know it’s before 9 AM on a Sunday, but come on Bluesky, the posts should be coming fast and furious rn.

i stand corrected

wait WHAT

Bluesky during England-Argentina

Why didn’t any of them use can-didate.

The classic rock station at the pool has now played TWO Alanis songs.

nice, france

The solution to your favorite search engine stuffing AI dogshit into itself is to return to the old ways. You're gonna have to make friends with an autistic person you can ask about stuff.

also when i was a kid my mom used her AAA membership to get a triptik printed, which was a customized map we used for our family driving trip from maryland down to disney world

I will support any Democrat for President who promises to free all the immigrants in ICE concentration camps and throw every member of the Trump administration into the camps.

There should be a broadcast that just has the camera on Shakira and will cut to soccer if something interesting happens

I wish that Max from @eve6.bsky.social was still on social media because right now he'd be tweeting, "Margaret Qualley, do you like alternative rock?"

every day someone comes on this retirement home for millennial forum posters and gets my ass

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

THE ACKROOMS

All I know is that the women’s US soccer team gets the fucking job done.