surprised they're trying to hire them back, "12yr olds smoking unfiltered pall malls" sounds right for the playbook

Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation? Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

if citizens are being deported, there is no such thing as "being a citizen," anymore.

The person who runs the Libs of TikTok account says she "arrested some criminal illegal aliens" with Kristi Noem this morning in Arizona and promises some "exclusive" social media content "coming soon." She's also wearing a badge in this picture.

nice

probably the most mischievous grin ever

i truly can’t wrap my head around ppl following this story who STILL don’t think this is political or who still deny that something bigger than taylor is in play

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

Hospitals that can afford Super Bowl ads shouldn’t be sending their patients to collections

remember this feeling they can’t steal all joy from you

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

"no our smoker cuts grass" heh

Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration I will not be taking questions at this time

this is simply how Philadelphia was created. a demonstration of rebirth.

“we have too many we keep losing the barricades” is being repeated with increasing levels of panic lol

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

I think at this point we have to say that Kendrick releasing Not Like Us was the most successful political assassination since Shinzo Abe

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

Love, Hurts

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

The moral arc of the universe bends towards justice.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

which one is the correct shade of green

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

Super Bowl LIX: if you are enough of a hater you can win championships and Grammys

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

been thinking about/working on a "can cowboys and patriotism ever be reclaimed" essay and honestly thank you kendrick for doing a very good object lesson in how we might

can you believe that this is what it took to get me back on the internet

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

companies should pay me directly for my data

This is a lie, and it's always been a lie. Something like ChatGPT needs a TON of text in the language you're targeting to train the model. You get it by licensing it, or you by paying people to write it for you, or by stealing it. What they're saying is it's impossible to create CHEAPLY.

bottoms when u bully them online

I have been using/experimenting with an AI tool, named Transkribus, to automatically transcribe some challenging (to me at least!) 16th century Portuguese inquisitorial documents. Certainly not perfect but it is nonetheless impressive what it can do in 2-3 seconds.

they fucked up by making me see mobile game ads so often that now i just feel rage when i look at them. i hope that king from royal match does fucking drown. i hope the butler from gardenscapes pulls the wrong pin and gets eaten by the wolf. i hope that bitch in the cabin freezes AND her baby too

Oh gosh, this embroidered piece by Narumi Takada is so so lovely. “Stepping on Fresh Snow”

this is *gorgeous*

SHIT NATION - dashare.zone ADMIN

spotify pls let me make a blend with my wrapped from this year and the one from 2015

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—

can someone who @pfrazee.com hasn't muted let him know their report system appears to have a serious flaw?