strawberries!

are we supposed to recognize this at&t commercial guy actor? am i supposed to get excited when i see him? also, kill the podcast spoof commercial format

not a golf person at all but threw the masters on to watch some professionals be bad at their jobs/take a nap and boy the ads huh getting a maybach ad is all i needed to know that i’m too poor to be watching this

me: i’m going to plant a pollinator garden! i can’t wait to see what kind of bees and butterflies i attract! the humble wasp:

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

THEYRE HOME

i’m sure it’s not an out of the box gopro but i do love that this artemis camera is just a gopro that we slapped on there, most american (positive) shit possible

[eminem voice] y’all act like you’ve never hugged an italian person before

good lord the maul show is some of the most gorgeous animation i’ve ever seen

well now that we’re not all dying tonight these paint color names are hilarious

some new garden friends-gonna have to get a popup greenhouse to keep the birds out of the edibles, but i’ll sacrifice the first few berries for now until then

it is still so cool that these people are the farthest away humans have ever been and we have a continuous livestream of it

bruh did yall break reddit too

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

hello carroll crater 🥹

possibly in a housing situation next time round where i can paint whatever i want and i am already planning to kill millennial gray with hammers

this has got to be one of the most cringe game concerts i’ve ever seen

battery replaced WE ARE SO BACK

-mom found my old 3ds in the bottom of an old dresser -replacing the battery is a $30/3 minute fix -all my old games are still there, including my copy of ultra sun which i have maybe 10 minutes on we are so back

so many of the pokemon designs in black/white have potential but their evolutions SUCK about to run a full everstone team

What a fucking shot holy shit

just watching the little animation of the flight path on c-span is so cool. space! we’re going to space! i’ll never get tired of it

oh artemis you’re beautiful

started a white save after finishing the sinnoh dex and LMAOOO YOU JUST RUN ACROSS THE TOP OF THE GW BRIDGE???

so like….this is how you’re supposed to use drifblim, right

HAHAHAHAHHAHA DUKE CHOKED

the dad who five years ago Did Not Want The Cat is currently gleefully sending the family pics of a cat he met in athens who looks just like The Cat

project hail mary was so good…..i need more optimistic sci fi like that in my life and on my screens

i know third spaces for teenagers are dead because when i went to buy a movie ticket i got a popup warning anybody under 18 isn’t even allowed in the mall without a 21+ chaperone on the weekend

got the new laptop stickered finally

the last days of the dinosaurs by riley black! very fun look into paleohistory and i love that she included an explanation afterword for where she got all her data!

best bit of pattern matching i’ve ever done in my life

I GOT MY BABY BACK

butter chicken and samosas can always fix me

charlie wasn’t pleased with how poorly ruby covered up her business in the litterbox so she followed her into the bathroom and stared back at her while she covered it really aggressively

accidentally left my watch in my closet overnight and when i picked it up the heart rate monitor had a reading of 110 every 6-10 minutes from the moment i forgot about it till it died 6 hours later?????

the sebring cameras are really good quality this year

i just need details on the origin/function of this horrifying basketball animatronic

picked this delightful radish fabric up at the too-nice fabric store yesterday and i’m going to make an apron out of it

rare saturday off for me so time to run up three screens of sports and not leave my couch all day

the tattoo demons in my brain have been appeased

hahahahahah oh buddy UNC

so yeah the bracket i made for my cats (rules: birds>cats>dogs>all other animals because their fave toy is a bird) is going to outdo anything i made i love march

allergies so bad even the cats are sneezing

oh brother these people SUCK

i’m mostly done with soulsilver, do i do platinum (my childhood) or black/white (never played in any format) next and does it matter black/white vs black 2/white 2

tucked in baby

year all expenses paid is pretty much a long vacay, so B is a front runner mostly due to museum density but D is a close second w/a ton of huge cool cities to explore

sirens went off, i’ve got the cats in the closet with me, but man trying to corral them nearly gave me a heart attack

guess the storm’s almost here cause my head suddenly wants to explode