💃new ink booked 💃

the nature center gardener brought everyone a bonus violet sprout to go with our watercolor class tonight!!!!

🗣️🗣️Charlotte people this is here! In Bojangles! For like $40!

“all male hockey players suck even if they happen to hold a good opinion on 1 Thing because they’re not bright enough to realize the hypocrisy” remains my most accurate sports opinion, unfortunately

im cooked because these are 36 minutes but also they are 36 minutes cause the race was a BANGER youtu.be/h6NRbydlp9w?...

oh man now i’m sobbing

sid looks like he aged five years in two weeks

dawg🥹

CALL IT THE ITALIAN JOB BECAUSE THE US STOLE THAT

bill guerin should still be fired into the sun

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WE'RE MAKING STATUES OF YOU BRO

IT WAS A TOLERABLE ONE TOO YAY

OMG

from the other site

tells ya how long it’s been since NBC covered hockey when they reference a game that was nearly 10 years ago

sam bennett wins the “which oaf loses control first” contest

forget USD I’m only paying for shit with Hellebuycks today

HELLEBUYCK IS A GOD

HOW DID HE MISS THAT

tom wilson? arguing with a ref? likely place for him to be

ho ly shit THANK YOUR POSTS THEY BAILED YOU OUT

i can’t believe it took that long canada feels like it’s been on a power play for 15 minutes

mcavoy hit like a full three feet there

hellebyuck is insane

hoooooow did they get out of that

look i hate a bunch of these guys on the US team, but lord, i forgot how much i hate jordan binnington too

ABSOLUTELY FILTHY BOLDY

Oh my god, what a delightful last five laps. A+, 10/10, no notes.

give me co-ed beer league hockey, i want to watch hilary knight score on binnington repeatedly for Reasons

pulling the trigger on a new macbook before (gestures at computer price crisis) gets worse since my current one is 6 years old debating if the extra $400 is worth it for the m4pro chip; i’m largely a cozy gamer so the m5 is probably fine but i want it to last another 5-6 years

currently waiting in the parking lot for my harris teeter curbside order because somebody set the produce department on fire????

went to the garden center today (picked up a new peperomia) and the pink princess philos are now $15 and even a good sized thai monstera is $60 very very funny considering what they used to cost 4 years ago

i have never wanted to be 5 again more

touching some grass and getting watercolors on my hands

UNITED STATES OF WOMENS SPORTS!!!!

Alysa is guaranteed a medal and Amber is guaranteed top 5 and we won hockey gold I LOVE WOMEN RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

what a day for women on ice omg !!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH ALYSA LIU

“That’s what I’m f—ing talking about!”
 Alysa Liu as she leaves the ice 🔥

ALYSA

put it in the Louvre

US WOMEN WIN OLYMPIC ICE HOCKEY GOLD BEVEL OLD GLORY

that was such a stupid goal to win it on but who even cares this TEAM baby

I LOVE WOMEN’S HOCKEY AHHHHHH

USA USA USA USA

THAT’S MY CAPTAIN

if you want to know more about this, which is deeply cool: youtu.be/Yqr0aB8Trfg?...

this has been an insane day of men’s hockey

submitting to The Weird Bathroom list:

if i hear one more carmen or bad modern jukebox cover in figure skating im gonna mclose it