Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

“that was my thumb dude”

Instead of doing this, my grandma locked the door

Flying by the sea #DogsOfBlueSky #SeaWolfie

It is a reflection of our worst national instincts: the thrill of dominion, the decadence of hierarchy, the treatlerism. An island of lotus eaters floating on a sea of blood. We should have nothing to do with it but sanctions and secret networking with slave elements.

“Haitians are eating your dogs” should have been the lie that banned JD Vance from being quoted credibly in the news media for life but that would only happen in a news media that doesn’t love him and every other Republican like they’re family

they painted the south sf sign red white and blue for the 250th and it looks like shit (photo via reddit: www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/...)

get your stickers while you still can, folks cara-junes-stuff.myshopify.com/products/die...

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

You gotta open this one up for the full journey

This photo - which has not been altered in any way - gives a useful guide to the grotesques currently trying to spin US policy. The one you might not recognise (2nd from R) is Steven Cheung, White House Communications Director, who sets style and tone for everything coming from the administration.

the key to being a successful socialist politician is being mesmerically charming and having a beautiful, terrifying wife

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

sound cards showed us another way... we ignored their call

Honestly cheers me up to know this might happen. www.newsweek.com/pope-leo-war...

We were the only UNIONIZED employees he’d ever had, too. I am broke as hell now, but I’ll never regret saying this: EAT SHIT, YOU PATHETIC TWERP. No matter how much cash you accrue, you’ll never know the joy of solidarity. Your life is empty, and you’ll be remembered as a warning to children.

The reason cops kill is because the job attracts people who fantasize about murder.

When you go a bit off script and monologue...

Friend sent me this photo he took today of the Reflecting Pool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My day has been made

Generative AI not *only* enables the most mediocre pieces of shit out there, but *also* makes it very hard to convince a kid that learning and actually giving a shit is worthwhile and will be rewarded. They can see with their own eyes that classmates can be illiterate but still get passing grades

I gotta say. I’ve been mouthing off for my entire life and it got me punched in the face a handful of times. But overall? Worth it

these are getting weird

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

yaaaay i get to post my favorite tweet

Beach hazard day!

AP photog: Broken knee from NJSP rush Reuters photog: Sliced open fingers from ICE baton EPA photog: Deliberately maced in ear (wearing a respirator) Countless indies: Maced, shoved, shot at Visual journalist: Still held in jail +14 hours after being detained

for the record, here are your options for cross platform locking: - renaming a file is reasonably atomic - sqlite does the right thing if you can use it - go fuck yourself

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

i have given a lot of talks in a lot of different kinds of rooms and while i have never done a commencement speech i know not to treat it like an investors call, or like the speaker is the arbiter of future and knows best - the graduates are and the speaker is there to pass the torch. dumbass

I don't know how much it broke through to people who weren't on the ground in the Twin Cities during Metro Surge, but ICE agents were so horned up for violence that they did shit like shoot through closed doors and into childrens' bedrooms. It was all a power fantasy come to life for them.

My talk from @antithesis.com 's BugBash 2026 is up: "Steel, Rust and Truth" It's a talk I'm very proud of. It also covers a *lot* of ground, so, if you hate my rambly style, you may not like it, but hopefully you do www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2AO...

naturally

I see a @palvaro.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjVf...

Counterintuitive but this thing will save more lives than any cop

this is why, when we win, we gotta win all the way.

It’s very simple: the 6 republican Supreme Court justices are functionally no different than klansmen

When people ask "If it was really rape, why didn't they report it to the police?" I reach into my file of stories like this one and I keep throwing them until that person stops. sfist.com/2026/05/11/s...

She's in the race. Yes, she could win. Yes, I would vote for her. She doesn't have Bernie's oblivious anti-Blackness baggage. She doesn't have Biden's "play to the middle!🤡" centrist suck-up baggage. She understands turnout. She can communicate directly to voters. She's not all "Fund more cops!🤡"

I don’t have enough money to be in Italy so I’m this but it’s for Akron Ohio

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

2016: Black students complaining that dehumanizing language on campus and in the media is dangerous 2016-2026: cancel culture hysteria, these students are whining about nothing 2026: Black people losing the right to vote on a state-by-state basis ANYONE WANT TO REVISE THEIR ASSESSMENT?