From my da #Spéirghorm

He looks like if Ant and Dec had a secret son

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

Another celebrity on Mounjaro.

Must be hard to be David Attenborough. Like, you’re a beloved British institution, who’s respected the world over. But, despite all this, you’ll always be second fiddle to your older brother because he happened to be Santa Claus and brought back the dinosaurs. I mean, what are the odds?

Keir Starmer’s wife this morning packing his angry eyes, just in case

Send him to Moscow.

Just wanting to remind everyone on this day that we are running behind schedule!! 🍀

Snickers, get off the cat! Cat? What cat?

God forbid a woman has hobbies.

Has the president watched Heated Rivalry? I don’t want to know the answer.

What a great series, what a story, incredible final gameplay. Lying and betraying all round them while also being weirdly wholesome? #TheTraitors

Louvre worthy

The heat that’s coming off Stephen could power a whole city #TheTraitors

Spoilers but… - Relentlessly accuses an innocent woman - Misrepresents evidence - Chooses to reveal her undercover role to someone who is murdering people Amanda’s not exactly helping improve the ailing reputation of the Metropolitan Police #thetraitors

Really think people underprice President Vance before the term ends…..

Straight forward from here 1) overthrow Maduro 2) occupy Venezuela 3) appoint Don Jr. governor general 4) flee to Venezuela w/ ill gotten gains 5) rename Venezuela “Trumplandia” 6) Emperor Trump

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

This just reinforces an opinion that I've long held that CMAT is the Roy Keane of modern pop music. #LateLateToyShow #ToyShow

On a Grinch themed toy show this is simply brilliant casting #latelatetoyshow @latelateshow.rte.ie

“Your donations will be going to help children around Ireland, like this brave little boy from Kilkenny who contacted us today” #latelatetoyshow

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Quite a bold claim.

30 years ago today, ‘TOY STORY’ released in theaters.

Heart has been in my throat - WHAT A #celebritytraitors finale

😟 💔

For a country that has basically legalised shooting schoolchildren, the US seems to be taking the shooting of one asshole particularly hard.

omg omg omg it's happening right now:

After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts We will continue to fight. We will continue to win.

Miriam O'Callaghan opening up the Irish presidential debate on RTE with "Would you send Azelia Banks a dick pic if you were elected to the Aras?"

A joyous day. Please don’t let Ferrari save him at the cost of Fred.

“It’s so special being in Ferrari” ❤️ Nice moments from the fan forum today!

No, I absolutely did not think that

Pedro Pascal for vanity fair just reimagined for the gays ✨

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

12 POINTS FROM ITALY

Someone needs to buy this shirt for me

Hamilton’s jump and integration to Ferrari has been spectacular. If he wins at Monza or makes podium Italy might just combust.

<taps sign>

Daisy, Peach & Rosalina stun for ‘Mario Kart World.’

QUALITY THREAD, especially the “code red” halfway down.

Just going to put this here...

Guys, America is post-truth, moral-less society. It doesn’t matter if they lied. There are no consequences anymore

Red bull ban for Ted incoming again

If you see this, quote with a powerful woman!