My neighbor lady had a medical emergency last night so I'm taking care of their sweet girl Sadie. Why is it always me that gets puppy-sitting duty? 🤣

Oh this is gonna be good. You know there's some dick pics in those emails. Who's bringing the popcorn?!

This is a face that says, "Get your lazy ass out of bed and feed me hooman servant!"

Oh for Fuck's sake! He's like a toddler. 🙄

Happy Taco Thursday! ❤️🌮

Oh how I wish I could sleep so soundly.

Calm...seldom witnessed in this home.

I'm curious about something. My previous post was a drawing of an older dog walking with his human. While the majority of the replies were sincere there was a small amount of replies criticizing that the post might be AI. The drawing wasn't the message, the message was in the words. So why the hate?

Me too puppy, me too.

I had a huge dinner at our work pot luck but I still found room for ham and eggs, crispy hash browns and a Bloody Mary. Ok, two Bloody Marys. 😉

My ziti was an overwhelming success. All meatballs were accounted for. However, this one engineer from Louisiana, brought in a big ass pot of gumbo. It was absolutely delicious! If this were a competition, she would've blown me out of the water! Well done Madeline!

Truth.

I made baked ziti and meatballs for our pot luck dinner tonight at work. I just said screw it and threw the meatballs in with the pasta. They're in there somewhere. 🇮🇹 ❤️

As a puppy, she learned early that she was not a fan of rhubarb. Disclaimer: I don't usually eat from the box but I was high af.

For puppy appreciation day...did not know this was a thing but I'm happy it is.

So I'm expecting any time now that we should be hearing about innocence civilians being gunned down in airports by ice agents.

De Niro has it right. The American people can agree on some things after all.

I just learned that one of my younger cousins, a Marine, is on a ship headed to Iran. I don't want any of our sons or daughters to die for Trump. No Trump has ever served in the military, maybe the Nazi party, so I'm sure Barron will not be an exception.

I think Snickers is sad that his girlfriend Cheyenne went home this morning. She's welcome here anytime.

Sorry PA, but this Cro-Magnon is a real piece of shit. What's in it for him? 🤔

Happy Taco Thursday...it's a thing, look it up. 😉 🌮 ❤️

It's a beautiful day at the lake.

When I'm home our guest won't leave my side. I think my pups are getting a little jealous. Not the cats though, they don't give a shit.

Smacznego! 🇵🇱 Thinking back to my Polish and Italian grandmothers, I can't think of a memory when they weren't cooking.

I didn't think I was going to make it but I was able to get my taco before the truck left. There are two tortillas under there. #tacotuesday

Well, I was hoping to catch a nap before work but this girl ain't having none of that. She's very chatty, unlike my Aussies.

4 hours straight...Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Can anybody tell me what the fuck trump is talking about right now?

Cheyenne, the pup that I found along the highway, is going to be spending a couple days with me while his humans leave town on an unexpected trip.

👀 (H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)

Shocker...

Yes, because this is the most important thing going on right now. 🙄

Harley's only pretending to be asleep. I know he can hear me. Get off my pillow!

I know she looks all sweet and lovable, but I shit you not, if I died in my sleep, she'd be the first of my three cats and two dog to take a bite out of me.

He woke up from his nap and started complaining, thinking he was alone... he didn't know his human was upstairs watching all the drama. The look on his face when he realized was priceless. ❤️😂

I'm always a little offended that she cleans herself after I pet her.

As a former Ohioan I must say Jim Jordan is a giant piece of shit.

🎶 Near, far, wherever you are... We know the coverup goes on & on & on... THE KINK OF THE WORLD

I'm not a veteran...is this a good thing? I'm always skeptical of anything this administration says.

In my opinion, killing 168 children and 14 teachers, certainly makes you eligible to be tried for war crimes.

I usually cook my own breakfast but this morning the pups and I walked down the hill to our neighborhood sports bar. The pups had bacon. 🥓

This world's a mess but at least we still have tacos.

I knew it!

I can't tell if I feel dumber or smarter after listening to these nonsensical trump ramblings.

Maybe I'm alone in this but I'm thinking this war with Iran may not have been thought through very well.

Good morning ☕️ ❤️

The current state of our Union.

Somebody's up to something...