A... dorable!! 👏

Happy Thursday 😁

It's a sad outlook for humanity if this reflects reality. This is what happens when the bottom set get the urge to vote 🙄. Whatever you do tomorrow, get to the fucking polls 🙃.

Seeing far too many unlabelled posts this morning. This is why we can't open Bsky in public.. Label 👏 your 👏 cunting 👏 dickpics

Wee souvenirs 💁 Have been told '1901 is the shit'

Happy Tuesday x Let's do this bitch 👏

Good morning Glasgow 👏

Cutting live to the Met Gala. Thank god for a sense of normalcy in our evolving dystopia.

Let's elope 👰💅

Made some friends ❤️🐾

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. (No particular order). Gimme Gimme gimme 3rd Rock from the Sun Blackadder Father Ted Doctor Who Green Wing The Thick of It Weeds Man in the High Castle Breaking Bad The Walking Dead Fawlty Towers Schitts Creek Game of Thrones Absolutely Fabulous

Moreish. 🔥

Frozen Margs are the shit 🔥

Out out 💅

Piece of piss this. Peg is in the top hole as well. 💅

Used the work gym. Didn't die. Didn't fall. The officer's answer to Max Parker said hello. Guess I'm a regular now.

Happy Chewsday x All the caffeine is needed today! ☕

This. 😏

You can tell there's an election coming up. If the Mr comes out with another bullshit statistic about immigration dredged from the recesses of the doom scroll I will see my arse ☺️

Cute 🌸 🎎 🏯

Naptime. 😴

"Hi dad, we hab bbq wiv sossij pwz?"

We love it ☀️

Filth 🥵

Hitting the spot 👏👏

Best thing about being surrounded by bungalows.. Sunbathing in yer kecks! Happy Friday. Please bring wine ☀️❤️

Another trip to da big schmoke.

She's definitely not half way to pissed on a school night 💁 be irresponsible that.

When the 'mother in law' comes over on a school night with massive bottles of wine...

Sunday read ft. Doggo

Happy SUNday ☀️ x

Well... There it is 💁

Friend's review of Titanique: "So gay it's painful"

Happy Friday bitches ❤️

Just realising that Bree Van de Kamp dated Hercules. 👀

😴 😴

Mom: we don't need to go to Egypt, we've got our own Sphinx at home. Loves the sun.

Pink to make the boys... Happy Monday x

Well.. 🔥

Galileo Galileo 👏👏

All is well. Nerdy Lego was found 👏

God love psychological warfare. Hope this shit helps take the entire fucking lot of them out. Absolute banger.

Forced up at an ungodly hour to roam around an antique toy fair. Down right fucking homophobic.

Excellent reference!

Usual barber is on holiday. Me when the temp asks about the girlfriend and the wife and kids:

Ngl, this looks fucking epic. 🔥 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARdZ...

Found in the middle of Lidl. Either gonna be fucking delicious or taste like ass.

Just learned about the Avignon Papacy. What an interesting fucking sinkhole of cess and shite we're in right now 😊

I'm bout to be broke at this rate. Ffs Lego!

Someone's happy with her new tartan 👏