ok everyone keep it down I'm going to sleep

wearing my propeller hat everywhere to clear up any autism speculation

grabbing my own nose like a toddler and saying to myself "ha got your nose!" and then i eat it

do you want to hang out at the gas station and look at candy bars with me

snowberry clearwing moth. I love how many insects mimic bees and wasps.

THE BUG PICS WILL CONTINUE

sunday just enjoying natures booty rn

how it feels to live in the US

Cheese is a loaf of milk

turn out i have scurvy an also not as much vitanim c in hot dogs as i thought

"trans guys just wanna look like anime twinks" trans guys wanna look like fred durst c. 9/11

found some friends today

you look like you belong in an ad for an antidepressant

gods turn man into seal as punishment for violence against wildlife

GAY SPIDERS RISE UP

someone left a message for you in the woods

Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*

it's dangerous to go alone! take this

not this shit again

My wall is being swarmed by bees

i could fix john travolta

computa, make their farts less stinky but much louder its like a monkeys paw

earwax cleaning videos to quiet my brain so I can sleep

Shania Twain lives in my walls and sometimes presses her mouth up to electric outlets or holes I've punched and she begs for sips of mustard and I say no Shania please you can't keep living like this and she says please I need mustard and then I give her some mustard so she leaves me alone for a bit

*slamming my fists on the table* MAKE FARTS LESS STINKY

And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's meant to be broken I just want you get some more ham

I'm not spiraling you are

I want to live in a giant bucket

dimwits: the perfect napkin doesn't exi-- me:

just snorted a line of sriracha ama

aha ya

Nice realm. Jk It's already forgotten

Why does everyone who owns a truck not know how to make a turn with one like that aint no baby wagon whip that thing

Burn the remains of your enemies to get 10 years of luck

dishwasher simulator 2026

all blondes go to hell

taking my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant and ordering a family sized serving of mashed potatoes

dude having hardly any followers rules I'm gonna do this more often

texting everyone in my phone “do you love me?” and taking a five hour nap

The gods have lowkey forsaken us bro

more fruit should come in a papery lantern

I wish Mariah Carey was real

do you ever go fucking insane and nuke your account then come back a few days later or not really