Preying on goodheartedness:

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

Powerful image against whiny posts

Tomás Sánchez Contemplar, 1995

I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.

Valentine's Day is a terrible night for tips and a terrible night for service. Your date will like you more if you're nice and tip well tonight.

human spaceflight is the future but the beings that undertake it will not be recognizable as human to anything but the most transhuman-leaning parts of modern humanity (and not the cis 'maximize javascript output per unit soylent consumed' transhumanists, either)

she is wrecking the turning 60 curve for everybody

We have moved out of "razor blade throat" and into "sudden, jarring, near-gagging bouts of phlegm-ejection" territory. The sun smiles on me through the window.

“why did i trust jeff bezos” because you are dumb. next

Also its amazing how often they do graze a wall and keep on going. This is why I'm a terrible shit poster. I'm too dedicated to the truth

Timeline cleanse

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

yeah i’m a senior software developer, I get paid to Supervise AI (don’t tell my boss I’m just writing the code myself because it’s faster easier and more accurate)

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

he's a band teacher and has this method of gaining the upper hand over his students where he shares low stakes lies about his life that drive them crazy. he told one group that he sews all of his own pants. asking questions, attempting to debunk it, etc consumed all their excess mischief energy

I'm embarrassed it took me this long to decipher the writing in @marisakabas.bsky.social 's banner image, but for anyone else struggling to read the mustard-script: TOM IS A HOMAN BITCH

also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.

i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.

Infinite coughing glitch

WABI SABI - Sotomayor Mexico City duo blending house, Afrobeat, plena, and kaduro in this fun elevated experimental pop album 〰️

Brandis Friedman: Ramirez is calling for the abolishment of ICE, you feel differently Chuy Garcia: the hell i do Garcia isn't running for re-election and I'm not entirely sure how to parse all this out but if anything it indicates that The Language that thinktanks complain about is working

your vote has weight outside of election day. regardless of how you end up voting, until then you can bargain with it. the lesser evils are watching you, if you promise your vote for nothing you'll get nothing. say you wont vote for bad candidates. say you'll only vote for policies you like

capex update

This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us. Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Last time I got sick I sounded like Barry White. This time I sound like Skeeter from Doug. Wear a mask, kids!

Anyone else's follower count jump by a handful with fewer notifications than follows? What is that, like if someone unfollows and then refollows it doesn't notify?

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Catch us on Out and About TODAY at 4:00pm. 88.1 or 92.3 on your FM dial, or at kyrs.org

The cabinet told me to “insert coin,” and I laughed in her face, I don’t give the opps any quarter, y’all musta fucked around and forgot I was the original GameFAQs, this dipshit had the nerve to ask me what that stood for, last words he heard was “stands for “fuckin asinine question.””

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

Country of Dog just won something.

You know you want to hear me and Nanette make fools of ourselves on the radio. 4pm today on kyrs.org or 88.1 and 92.3 of your FM dial.

@whstancil.bsky.social when was the last time, and to whom, you have said any of the following: “oh, i was wrong” “my bad, i’m sorry” “please, teach me” “thank you for teaching me” “i am grateful for having this difficult conversation” “understood i’ll do my best” “forgive me for my mistakes”

existential cookie message from the olympics website

can I just say that, as a heterosexual, I did not feel underserved by the halftime show

Are you telling us that intense endurance athletes who can drastically drop their heartrate in two breaths in order to calmly snipe some targets with a firearm are likely messy bitches?

Two females in their SUV, in a driveway, honked their horn when they saw ICE-holes cruising through to alert everybody. In response, they got assault rifles pointed in their faces, their window busted, and hauled away like they killed somebody. #FuckICE #ProudBlue #ICEout

Age verification? I learned to code from the built-in QBASIC documentation

Rejoice!

An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University

In 1943, musician Woody Guthrie placed a message on his guitar: "This machine kills fascists." I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone. This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR DAMN NEAR 15 YEARS THANK YOU

they're just fucking with us now