Ok this is a truly great tweet

Mood

Larry David?

Eating clean (showering before eating a pizza)

Before your eyes

Cognitive load is an underrated cost. And fucking nobody trusts their leaders, both political and in their workplaces, to act in their best interests.

Incidentally, there is a page for photos that look like 3D rendering artifacts www.realtimerendering.com/realartifacts/

@sickoscommittee.org The Barrel House in Dayton continues to commit war crimes with #Malört

watched 2/3rds of this so far and im low key gonna crash out

We can’t afford healthcare

I once got called a witch by a guy who was so dogshit at arguing, formulating thoughts and generaly reasonning that me making sense when i disagreed with him felt like magic to him (he fucking told me that). So i think everything can be a magic system if you're dumb enough

An admirably concise summary of events thus far

If I could go back in time to tell my 25 year old self that this is what things would be like 20 years later, I guess I would have kept writing that blog instead of getting a software engineering job

good morning

[nuclear war breaks out] DOW FUTURES UP 12000

YOU MUST KNOW WHERE YOU STOP AND THE WORLD BEGINS

Google is so borked

It's frustrating because electric cars can theoretically be absolutely any form factor. Not limited by drivetrain or engine etc. but they keep making them look like 2000s KDE icons

@nasboat.org you will like this

finally, a place to cry

Savor the moment

I continue to be so proud of this team. It can be scary turning a lens on any government, especially this current federal government. Truth, diligence and moral clarity still mean something, and have a powerful way of leveling even the most slanted playing field.

No babe, don’t kill yourself, you have so much shareholder value left to deliver

I'm back from a 50-mile bike ride to see some (former) followers were disgusted to learn I don't like Kamala Harris. I'm very sorry that I've been way too quiet about my progressive worldview. For the record, ACAB, the genocide needs to end, and centrists paved the way for fascism to take the US.

this weekend is one of the most sacred kinds of observances in our country, a hot dog holiday

I'm waging a pro-AC jihad

tell me the stuff like this you did please. your invisible tasks that would only be present in someone else'd mind if they hadn't been done

And just a quick set of debunks: if Harris got 100% of Stein's votes in 2024, it wouldn't have flipped a single state. Also, the Greens have had the goal of getting 5% of the national vote to get federal minor party status for 20ish years. They urged people to vote, specifically for them.

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

We are chasing novel gustatory experiences, brother.

Trilinia

Idgr

Average bsky poster:

if you have no trust in our ability to effectively allocate shared resources, you’re not a progressive, you’re a libertarian who hasn’t realized it yet

somehow the silence makes it ten times better

Please give some grace to the armed, armored, trained, well-paid government agents (but not to the protesters)

BREAKING: Judge Rebecca Pennell ruled that ICE supervisory detention officer Jeremy Burlingame can be called back into court so the defense can question him about his Twitter account, which was deleted hours after our story posted.

Your tax dollars at work

We're back. Morgan said Forral's jaw clencheed, and their nostrils flared, which he identified as "prefight indicators," leading him to believe that Forral was going to assault him. "I thought I may be assaulted," Morgan said. Then Forral yelled about Morgan bringing the lesslethal up

Lol. Lmao.

McSullivan said he decided not to use tasers, mace and batons because it was "tactically unsound to do, we were doing eberything we could do deescalate, to keep the situation as calm as we could." This is the guy that came in and was grabbing people by the necks, btw.

They are telling us how to win

I would bet that there are plenty of likely dem voters who would say “we need to move to the center on healthcare” and “that United ceo had it coming.” People have been conditioned to think center just means good. That nyt poll is just another way for liberals to throw trans people to the wolves.

Make sure the people you hang out with have goals. Not just plans for the weekend.

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Weird flex. Put down the mic and pick up the vibrator.

We out here deescalating the SHIT out of people