"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Art that humanized machines has had a deleterious effect on humanity. The Brave Little Toaster is the most dangerous film ever made.

If I had a nickel for every demo I played in the last 24 hours that started you with cool movement tech and then took it away a la Super Metroid, I'd have two of the most frustrating nickels one could ever possess.

Ghost quickly realized they probably shouldn’t wear their white outfits for outdoor festivals.

Joystick Monthly 1 - Backbone Pro Xbox Edition and Razer Kishi V3 Pro XL reviews, Victrix's new Pro KO SFII: Champion Edition controller release, and more. This is our new controller-focused newsletter that will cover iOS controllers, arcade controllers, & more: www.patreon.com/posts/joysti...

my two opinions about the Pope are "God isn't real" and "repent and submit to Rome"

🚗Xevious Green 💿Ridge Racer 🎮PlayStation 1 🗓️1995

If my linebacker’s head to neck ratio isn’t 1:1 I don’t want him

the wonderful photographer lindsey wasson also caught the ichiro statue artist’s reaction

POWER

@jcdpb.bsky.social RAIDER

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

"Eric Adams was granted citizenship to a Mediterranean country" "the one he was getting bribes from?" "somehow no"

you cannot tell me that “Eric Adams granted Albanian citizenship” is real. me and several hundred internet-poisoned people have been saying things like as a joke for 4+ years. you might as well tell me a man named dril bought $3,600 in candles.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨 albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...

Khemmis is back youtu.be/MYTVQUv0NEI?...

Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

We've started our own publishing label to support other indies! And our first announced title is @sunsetvisitor.studio's second game. AND we've got something secret cooking in the oven with @smallbu.bsky.social to be revealed at a later date! Read more here: medium.com/p/500708c30a38

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

This has been a real fun secret to keep and now I'm glad you know about it.

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

tomorrow...

told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done

rest in peace captain

Nostalgic Mirror Kirby colored pencils ✏️✨ 　 懐かしい、 ミラーカービィ の色鉛筆 😌✏️✨ ーーーーーーーーーーーー #kirby #カービィ #星のカービィ

What if this was some Surf Dracula shit where for the whole season the wife is normal size and then is only miniature for the last 5 minutes

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Kirby and Rick plushies😌🐹⭐️ 　 リックに乗った ふんわり、 カービィのぬいぐるみ！ 😌🐹⭐️🎮 ーーーーーーーーーーーー #kirby #kirbyplush #カービィ #カービィぬいぐるみ

High scoring game so far, but how are Texas and UCLA's football teams both #1?

*David Bowie “Let’s Dance” voice* vague post

You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs

Frieren with the Malort, what will she do

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

Lot of recalled products down there.

please turn this sound 🔊UP🔊, especially if you at work with no headphones

This is NOT what I signed up for

An absolute classic

For me this is an all timer cc: @himeya.art

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] Oh fuck

Catching up on Shōgun now.

lotta great choices in this thread but this one always makes me laugh