Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation. This is madness.

REDARMY #arsenal

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

Come on you redddds #arsenal

Thoughts with Jamal Khashoggi, his family and all who loved him

Where's your title gone? Where's your title gone? Last night I heard your brother Singing this song Ooo-oooh Noncey noncey Creep creep www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

#Redarmy #coyg

I love this!

Of course 🙄

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Nigel Farage's speech in full:

Amazing. On the BBC News channel, BBC's Ben Brown has just asked, about Keir Starmer's speech, "why did he spend so much time talking about Reform, they've only got 5 MPs?". Is he not aware of what BBC News itself does? Does he ask the same question about the BBC, in news editorial meetings?

Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2025

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Look at all those people who have turned up to ask Trump about the Epstein files

Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody’s fly, DJ spinning, I said “my my”.

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"How significant is the fact that Tony Blairs involved in discussions about a post war Gaza?" Ash Sarkar: "Well I guess it's because Satan was unavailable"

Glock off Max on 2nd half please Mikel #arslufc #arsenal

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Lolz #arsenal

Sex criminal meets war criminal, fails to make a deal.

Is Trump leaving?!

Test cricket season segueing into The Hundred

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.

I love this skeet so much, if the laws of the land allowed it, I would take it for my bride.

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

This is how I'm going into my maths exam this morning.

Nicely done.

#art on Monday

3 parties are competing for the racist vote. If we don’t show that we outnumber them, our country is going to be won by them. & all they want power for is to continue enriching the rich & blaming the poor while the world burns.

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard from a hotdog vendor or Donald Trump asking for a happy ending from an underage sex slave masseuse, both presidents made some provocative requests.

Bigly

If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.

#norrie good luck cam. #tennis

My opinion on the Bob Vylan / Kneecap controversy is that the IDF just bombed a seafront café

Movie. 6 times: no sci fi/ fants

Am absolutely not defending their call for violence. But Bob Vylan was speaking in a field in Somerset - and every day the IDF actually murders innocent Palestinians. Only one of those actions is a proper target for real outrage.

When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway.

@cerysmatthews.bsky.social hi Cerys saw van Morrison at glasto years ago. Bit blurry tbh. Thanks tune!! Peter

Sleeper cells, here's a hint.

#art on Monday

I'd like to clear the air here and go on record stating that I did not, in fact, go to Jupiter to get more stupider

BREAKING NEWS EVERYTHING IS BAD

This monologue 🔥

Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm barely (sometimes not) making rent. People have been telling me to start a gofundme but I feel weird about that. But I thought maybe if I was contributing something? SOO I started making shitposting shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?