Are you really going to take health advice from someone who thought you can cure COVID by injecting bleach and ingesting UV light? I’d sooner take medical advice from a toaster.

New rule: if you can't pronounce it, you're not qualified to ban it.

"We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things." Never in the chronicles of human folly has a man delivered such a towering self-own with such perfect oblivion.

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

Imagine your legacy being attempting to get rid of basically the only painkiller pregnant women can have. Seems like these anti science people are pro disease and pro pain

Me too, Door. Me too.

He betrayed his oath as a physician and sold out the country when he voted to confirm RFK Jr, knows damn well he’s a dangerous quack, but keeping Trump neutral in his primary is his highest priority.

This isn't funny. It's so incredibly dangerous. The only alternative for managing mild pain in pregnancy in people who fall for this nonsense, are opiates and opioids. This is deliberate endangerment of women and babies based on nothing but vibes & rumours. RFK is an arsehole. Trump is a cunt.

Acetaminophen/Paracetamol does not cause autism. Now release the files. #EpsteinFiles

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

So unifying

Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.

😂😂

It cold

Governor Tim Walz, "If you’ve ever wondered how democracy dies, you’re witnessing it. This is North Korea style stuff" "And it’s being done because this is a weak, thin-skinned man who’s failing as a president" "All of the things he promised are not happening" "This is exactly what dictators do"

I have no fucks left to for sake.

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. People sitting around and hoping for things to change with absolutely zero effort on their part should reflect on this.

Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨

Raskin: "He wants to condition the public to the idea that it's completely legitimate for the president not only to be ordering prosecutions of particular people over the objections of prosecutors, but he wants to condition the public to accepting the idea he can do that in public, openly."

Corporatists Vs Oligarchs

BREAKING NEWS: UK recognises Palestinian state In other news: UK recognises the Pope is Catholic UK recognises the poo in the woods was from bears

If this were discovered in a leaked email and published in the New York Times, it might get more attention. But Trump just tweets it out, and most people move on with their day. This is blatant corruption. Blatant weaponization. It is undeniably an impeachable offense.

The real snowflakes

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom signs legislation to ban face coverings for federal agents.

Donald is so unhinged he's practically a solid stone wall. The DoJ isn't prosecuting his political enemies fast enough, apparently. In any other timeline this would be discussed in poorly lit rooms filled with smoke and the implied threat of violence if word gets out. Now they post it on SoMe. 🤦🏽‍♂️

You've seen it all before but it bears repeating now...

I can’t believe such a wretched, morbidly obese, drug addicted, deviant, illiterate, sexual predator found the secret sauce to turn half our country into absolute lunatics. Turning a blind eye daily to the most rampant corruption in American history as they genuflect before him.

batlh Daghajchugh, Epstein teywI' DatlhabmoH!

Meanwhile, back in the real world . . . Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s. What an idiot.

Mike Johnson said this kind of rhetoric is highly inflammatory and incites people.

The Court Jester in Chief

Antifa circa June 1944 (not exhaustive)

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

This is it, but people are too gullible and mindless to realize it.

I would never have thought that being anti-fascist would be a controversial political choice.

It's the bare minimum, but it's at least something. BBC News - Starmer set to announce UK recognition of Palestinian state www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not the biggest issue, but still important: regardless of whether he's doing it on purpose or his brain is mush, there should be a steep political price, with the media questioning his fitness every day, for the President showing he doesn't know the meaning of "asylum." (Same goes for "tariff.")

They say Antifa because they’re afraid to call us by our full name: anti-fascists. If you're anti anti-fascists, then what are you? Other notable Antifa members:

While 🇺🇸 farms go under…

The world ridicules you, Donald, because you are ridiculous. Yes, presidents have been mocked before, and they will be mocked again. But none have invited such universal contempt as you, the orange madman, and the grotesque theatre of your MAGA disciples.

George Carlin's daughter says it plainly just like her dad would!

Giving a bully your lunch money is only a temporary downpayment for future bullying. We ALL need to step up for the first amendment. By-the-way, for the record, this ex-Disney employee finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny. mh

In a moment like this, when tensions are high, part of the job of the president is to remind us of the ties that bind us together.

Kat is still out there fighting four hours after this. I'm just fucking livid.

Listen to this young man.

No lies detected.

That was quick. Standing up to bullies works. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

@theonion.com is proof that satire is not yet a defunct artform.