Breaking: In a severe blow to the Trump administration’s health agenda, a U.S. district court in Massachusetts on Monday blocked the government from implementing a series of decisions on vaccines made over the last year by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/h...

I mean, first I'd buy it dinner...

As it happens, it was near the Iranian shoreline last year too. Probably because of woke

Literally the plot of a (really awful) James Bond movie. Can we not? futurism.com/space/fcc-hu...

The Strait of Hurmuz right now.

...do they realize that Stryker medical equipment is unrelated to Stryker armored vehicles?

I didn't know the rank of the author of this article until I opened it. But somehow, I knew the rank of the author of this article before I opened it.

Songs playing in the car this morning got me thinking that maybe Debbie, the protagonist of "1985" might actually be Stacy's Mom She thinks her life is dull and boring but the high school boys are still like "damn, girl!" She's still got it even if she doesn't realize it

Add a letter, ruin a song One Strep Closer

Damn

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

I had to get fasting labs done this morning and I was very brave and I didn't cry even though I was very hungry and the needle was pointy. So I got myself a little treat

If JFK is coming back, I’d like to request that he please do something about his nephew.

I know that the people who need to read this aren’t here, but here goes: Rules of engagement aren’t for the enemy. They’re for you. They’re for your soldiers when they’re captured or wounded. They’re for your civilians when they’re in range of the enemy. They’re for your allies, to reassure.

(shamelessly stolen from @she_wants_the_ISRD on insta)

This made me think of @tom.medsky.social

Total eclipse of the full blood moon is tonight, in case you haven’t checked in on the doom portents lately.

File this under "things I was assured I would never see in my career when I started medical school back in 2004" 😭

Clearly the Spelling Bee editor has never met your mom (Double finger guns)

Operation Epic Fury sounds like me when the EMR is acting up again

LENTZ EQUATION 🔥PEEP = BMI/3🔥 🙅‍♂️Stop under-PEEPing patients with high BMI 🙅‍♂️Stop trying to wean everyone down to a PEEP of 5 Patients with high BMI often need high PEEP as long as they are intubated & can be extubated *directly* off high levels of PEEP 😁 #EMIMCC

casey means is dangerous and wildly unqualified for surgeon general in many, many ways, but especially in the way 42 U.S. Code § 205 outlines

Two gold medals, hockey is now the national sport of America, I don’t make the rules sorry

🏅🏅🏅🏅!!! AMAZING

4 MINUTE POWER PLAY LETS GOOOO

Very nice goal by Canada. Now we gotta answer!

YOU'RE ON A POWER PLAY, ACT LIKE IT!

My longest run ever, and it honestly wasn't that bad. Hardest part, as usual for my zone 2 runs, was staying slow enough to keep my heart rate from. Maybe this is the year I actually do a half marathon

Seriously, @nytimes.com?

The Elder Millennial urge to Get Low

👀The federal judges in West Virginia, where ICE has been pulling over and detaining people on the freeway, are literally screaming about ICE's tactics. "It is an assault on the constitutional order," Judge Goodwin says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I would pan-scan Nick Goepper *twice* after that crash. I don't care that he walked off

USA Men's Hockey looking HOT

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Ended up being a good, albeit very snowy day

I wanted a powder day, but not so much powder that they can't open the lifts!

Overnight oats are just cold brew oatmeal

If you see this, post a photo from your device. No explanation needed

What you choose is who you are.

This is even worse than the guys who ate at a restaurant, then came back and arrested the staff. Ancient cultures had protective taboos around hospitality for a reason

Clearly the frog was inspired by that penguin who walked away

This is bad. Like really really bad www.nature.com/articles/d41...