THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLY

As I exit my car to walk into Kroger for water and an energy drink, the car next to me is blaring the guitar solo from Freebird I walk by and mutter to myself “Hell yeah brother”

I don't know about you, but it's damn near impossible for me, an adult, to focus when I'm hungry and I can't imagine how difficult it is for a child to learn under those same conditions

Dr. West is a genius. ABO incompatible transplant works in newborns because they lack native isohemagglutins, are cytokine deficient, and have immature complement cascade. Circulating maternal IgG also suppresses fetal IgG production.

My good friend @vitaminpac1.bsky.social reminded me of the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been at church. It was a catholic wedding around 23 years ago. During the homily, the priest decided to broach the topic of sex. But did it in the most memorable way possible 1/2

Everyone come see my Weezer tribute band “Conversational Dyspnea”

Damn me but I do love a good science joke

When I worked in the restaurant industry it was considerably less than 3 hops

Happy Halloween from our M&M’s! 🎃

Happy Halloween! Be safe and remember that LITERALLY NO ONE is putting drugs in your kids’ candy

The fuck do you expect when you confirm a guy named CashApp to direct the FBI?

Yay me time! I got my end of month survey comments and a deaf patient was extraordinarily pleased that I asked if it was ok if we converse on my Notes app by typing since the translator service we use doesn't have video for ASL.

I’m not normally one to rush to comment SUE THEM. Because I feel most people who do that fantasize about a happy ending with lots of money and the unjust getting punished. And that’s rarely the case. But can I volunteer for the jury when this guy sues the cops? www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

Post a perfect album from 1989 See also: Paul's Boutique, Doolittle, Pretty Hate Machine, 3 Feet and Rising, Cosmic Thing

First of all these people don’t know a damn thing about biology

Ohio is kicking 275k people off Medicaid during their “eligibility redetermination” process. They’re also kicking off some providers including Planned Parenthood Right at the start of cold and flu season. If you’re in Ohio and have Medicaid you have to call them or your case manager

Great. Just great.

Feels like a good time to make another donation to our local food bank

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn... Please consider adding yourself to your state’s organ donor registry if you haven’t yet

Hey we said they'd do racist shit and guess what? They're doing racist shit

The next step being “I hit them because they don’t pay attention to me”

This is legit fucking insane

I am now a member of the Rhythm Nation

Respiratory acidosis is very en vogue at the moment

God I love this team

I desperately hate when announcers mix sports metaphors. No he’s not a “home run hitter as a running back” he’s scoring touch downs.

Problem: the US is sinking further into a fascist authoritarian state where those at the top will steal and murder all they can before leaving the country in shambles Solution: Tiddies

The White House (2028)

me: i need this treatment my doctor: he needs this treatment the anonymous doctor who lost his license for fondling unconscious patients that anthem decided to hire for prior authorization reviews: erm, methinks not

Guy Richie’s latest banger

Ska Sunday part 1 - 46 years ago today The Specials is the debut album by British ska revival band The Specials, released on this day in 1979 featuring the singles "A Message to You, Rudy" and "Too Much Too Young". #punkrock #ska #thespecials #skalegends #history #skahistory #otd

She also encountered a DoorDash robot on the sidewalk with her cane and a Mexican Standoff ensued because neither of them was sure what to do

A lot of you know that I have a niece who is blind. She is a freshman at Bowling Green State and has a B average in ASTRONOMY. So now I can never bitch about how tough any of my undergrad classes were And neither can you

This amused me

I feel like the evidence for blowing people up should be more than “trust me bro”

If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

JD Vance’s brother is running for mayor of Cincinnati, debated the democratic candidate last night and said “I’ve even shared videos of people of the opposite color fighting downtown…” in response to govt agent violence. PEOPLE. OF. THE. OPPOSITE. COLOR. So yeah, the whole family is racist

Happy 15th anny to my best Halloween costume ever

Sigh. As someone who’s seen everything from not being able to cope with a sore throat that started an hour ago to how are you still conscious with this injury, I can say that pain is extremely individual and impossible to broadly categorize

Yall have $32 merkin drawers on your 2025 This Might Be The Apocalypse bingo card?

Can I start paying income tax into escrow? I have some issues with how it’s being spent.

Probably unrelated. www.citizensforethics.org/reports-inve...

Me transitioning to a stretch of nights

“I Like Me” the John Candy documentary on Prime is outstanding. I can’t recommend it enough for those who grew up with him

This is good

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I will never forgive anyone who voted this white supremacist, pure evil, administration into existence. This includes family members. They may not think they own this because their single issue was not this issue but they told us what they were going to do from jump and they're doing it

I realize that I am a white male raised in the 80's on casseroles and therefore late to the party, but damn if blanched bok choy isn't a tasty and versatile vegetable