Someone HAS to have assembled a supercut of all the times Mike Johnson said he doesn't know anything about it

Because of course 🖕🤬🖕 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Mr Noodles wishes you good morning

Yesterday's AWS outage wiped out my three-month Wordle streak 🤬

I'm old enough to remember when Trump said his big beautiful ballroom would not interfere with the existing structure of the White House. 🤬

This is not a serious administration. Trump Literally Takes A S**t On ‘No Kings’ Protesters In Wild AI Video www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Fact:

So, Republicans: THIS is your standard-bearer? Really? 🙄🙄🙄

😂

Ok, so ... ... now what?

My other half and I at #NoKings in Doylestown, PA

What a crock of shit 🙄

Financial news is just stupid. Make up your minds, ya nitwits 🙄

So it goes www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Damn you, 2025 -- why are you making me agree with HER? 🙄

Me too

Reminder:

They seem nice 🙄🤬

Vic Mizzy appreciation post. 🎶

I knew people who perished on 9/11 Scott Bessent can fuck ALL the way off, then fuck off again, then go fuck himself after that. What a prick. 🖕🤬🖕

All I want to do at this point is crawl into bed, eat ice cream and gummies, and watch old movies until this entire scumbag administration and their goons, sycophants and supporters are gone from the political landscape once and for all.

These assholes never miss an opportunity to shit all over the fundamental dignity of the public office they hold.

Good. Fuck him nine ways from Sunday 🖕🖕🖕🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕 Supreme Court Rejects Alex Jones' Appeal Of $1.4 Billion Defamation Judgment In Sandy Hook Shooting www.huffpost.com/entry/suprem...

War torn Portland. I am

She's playing a long game. She knows shit's going to go sideways

In 1964, General Motors tried to squash this episode of Bonanza because it addressed discrimination. They withdrew their advertising. It's now regarded as one of the best Bonanza episodes ever. youtu.be/-DiMI2WdiWA?...

Okay, credit where it's due: Trump evidently had a lot to do with getting the hostages released. Good job, Donnie. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Let's see what happens next. Meanwhile:

WTF, Wordle?

Turning Point halftime show act candidate:

DAMN, that's a hell of a performance, Charlie

"Should not on principle a civilized society be beyond the point where one paragraph by anyone about anything can produce this sort of hysteria?" ---David Frost* *Responding to Beatlemania with a sentiment that should be taken to heart today

This is how it's done:

In the '60s, the John Birch Society spread rumors that the Beatles had been devised by the Soviets to destabilize America. Imagine if we'd had social media in the '60s. Now imagine how much of today's bullshit we'd avoid if we didn't.

Underrated post 👇👇👇😂😂😂

So it goes Actress Diane Keaton Dead At 79 www.huffpost.com/entry/actres...

🎶🎶 Sound up: A little taste of David Byrne ("Slippery People") from last night's excellent show at Radio City. 🎶🎶

Radio City looking good tonight 👍

@joebin818.bsky.social In the city for David Byrne at Radio City ... Gotta eat something!

Nobel, not Noble Jesus 🙄

So it goes www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...

Listen, don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

Noted on my Facebook feed:

What happened? Tim bailed? 🤔

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