circling back on this, upset I haven’t died yet

The science on the legitimacy of the wallet inspector isn’t clear, despite President Trump’s claims. Here’s what you need to know to make your own decisions about handing him all of your money.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

some professional news: due to various insensitive comments made in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder, I have fired @michaelhobbes.bsky.social from the If Books Could Kill podcast. the show will continue as usual, with me playing the role of both michael and peter

what you say matters more than how you say it. much more! that defenses of charlie kirk have to abstract away politics to an entirely content-free realm where ideas are as substantial as gossamer threads is itself an indication that everyone defending him knows his ideas were odious and harmful

the united states has the political instability of 1990s eastern europe, probably bad

EVERYONE likes that idea man

the way the headline makes it sound like this particular safe parking lot has been endangered and/or left to disrepair making it a sub-standard safe parking lot is almost as concerning as the context imo

i feel like you could convince rfk jr that midichlorians are real

me, watching GoldenEye (1995) for at least the tenth time: oh yeah this is the one with Sean Bean … who’s in the IRA and faces off against former CIA agen—

We're getting a dead Donald Trump before Isak at Liverpool, incredible.

who gets to pull the plug if he’s brain dead? the manager of the strategic mobile McDonald’s unit?

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

They're calling it the most fantastic portal to hell ever. No one's ever had a portal into hell like this one.

I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host

Vance seems like the perfect witless shitbag to be president during an alien invasion and get eaten on live television

I didn't agree with Trump on everything, but his decision to pilot his own manmade submersible down to the Titanic site took a lot of guts.

can you imagine if he ate it the night before a three day weekend, it’s too good. we don’t deserve it

alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now

how do I go about getting my antagonism toward AI recognized as religious expression so my boss can’t feed my emails into ChatGPT

Unquestionably a war crime. I know we all have fatigue about this, but we have to keep saying it where we can until enough people get it.

“This decision had two results: OpenAl's valuation catapulted from $86 billion to $300 billion, and Adam Raine died by suicide.”

alien earth is worth watching for my sweet boy Nemik alone, write a manifesto in this one too

ChatGPT is an affront to god and man

Yokoso, Ichiro. #YakyuBaseball

the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

[In the imperial core as violence is visited upon the periphery] haha fuck yeah!! yes!! [As the violence visited upon the periphery returns to the imperial core] well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

Feel like "Don't you want to fight these bastards for real?" would be a good campaign slogan for a primarily challenger to a Democratic incumbent.

hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages video game executive: cool. sounds very normal kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not

it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people

Oh my god

I can’t believe we’re reliving one of the dumbest, cruelest eras of my life, a life dominated by dumb, cruel eras.

Red Sox FO told me that soccer teams keep eating their franchise players and I asked how many franchise players they have and they said they get a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like you're just feeding Liverpool and Alex Cora started crying

Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla theonion.com/democra...

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

on top of not wanting to support a transphobe i also just don't care or want to hear about this harry potter show because i'm not 12 anymore

Andor’s so good it’s got me buying action figures. Got a Cassian and a Vel and I’m gonna set ‘em up kicking the shit out of Dedra

calling up my elected representatives to ask how much longer they expect to live

I think it’s cool that the fake French on Andor drives Francophones crazy when they hear it. Now they know how I feel when I hear someone speaking Dutch.

Man what a show #Andor spoilers

Considering the point of the character is that he grows and learns to care about a cause bigger than himself it’s weird Lucas kept re-editing things to make Han less of a dirtbag. It’s endearing that he’s just an indebted loser at a bar with his space dog lying to a teenager and his religious friend