Lol the announcers saying the Cubs had the best defense in the league shortly before the Cubs fielders collectively shit themselves

The Brewers really resented the Cubs running bases in the first, huh?

Got my dream job doing pornography research at CERNs large hardon collider

If you give money to NYT, know that you are a mark. The kind of person that is at risk of losing everything to someone in a "Wallet Inspector" t-shirt.

Venture Capitalists, the most gullible people on the planet

I saw Kid Rock trending and assumed he died lol

Phillis' Strahm sends the Dodgers into extra innings, despite being asked very nicely to not

Hi yes waiter, do you have any ghost pepper based hot sauces or if not can you punch me in my goddamn face? Just hurt me real good like I deserve it?

* Meeting wife's friend's new bf * Wow seems great nice suspenders * Learning that wife doesn't like friend's new bf * Ah fuck I hate suspenders

Suckin on that fiber supplementation pack all my homies love healthy bowel movements

I was unaware that LL Bean was canceled by conservatives a year ago, specifically TPUSA. Sucks for them because this field coat whips as a primary fall layer.

When the Yankees get eliminated

Stephen Miller claims 5' 10" so I'm betting he's 5' 6" max

How do I return with more beer than I left with every time I go camping?

Next Elephant Graveyard is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

brb dropping $300 to watch a regular season game end 0-0

When my wife is taking a long time getting ready

Grade-A Malk

I took an edible last night and it looks like I'm high forever now

good morning to the history makers

How I Stopped Worrying and Invited My Sleep Paralysis Demon to Poker Night

Uber for hangin' with friends

Boy this Ezra Klein fella sure sucks If punditry doesn't work out, he can get a job cleaning carpets

What the fuck who is this for? Who has fond memories of Walmart? The only difference I can tell is you can't buy a gun for $200 in the sporting aisle anymore.

Average crossfit gym

Baseball being sponsored by pickles feels right

Jesus who let the barstool guy into commercials

Yeah bro this rapture should be happening anytime. My cousin's appendix got raptured last week. They had to go to the hospital and shit.

Odds of Trump dropping the R-word today are sky high

Bruh the robussy got me exterminating all organic life fr

We've boarded the windows and barricaded the doors. This morning my neighbor dashed for his car. He pulled halfway out of the drive before a horde of weighted vest women swarmed him, pulling him out the driver side window. His entails are still in the street. If you're reading this, send help!

Is anyone still doing the "you're exaggerating settle down lib" stuff or are we all just calling it what it is now?

Next admin needs to walk in like they're here to enforce anti-trust and chew bubblegum

Real fucking trio of Massachusetts heroes here.

Find yourselves an audio book enjoyer

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Chuck Schumer retire bitch

Since the far-right is calling for affirmative action for conservative college professors, what if we did the same to the police? 50% of cops must be Marxists able to quote theory from now on. youtu.be/0jO0Fp_BHLs?...

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

Having sex

Thomas Chatterbox Williams

A lot of women have started going to the strength gym I belong to (squat racks and Olympic platforms only, no mirrors) and that's pretty cool. Get buff, everyone 💪.

In conclusion, Charles Kirk was a land of contrasts

They're stealing our precious bodily fluids

For context: The generic Dem is a 78-year-old white man named Cuck Sorry

No one with a podcast should be in charge of anything, and I do mean anything. Get them court-appointed guardians. Put them on the plan Brittany was freed from. Make sure they aren't a danger to themselves or anyone else.