so what are we stocking up on?

Four cents since yesterday

makin latkes at BFF's and I--- #chefsky

me: I sent my expensive cosmetics to your house can you please go out and get them BFF: done. Can you find out what the explosion and cop cars was about an hour ago by Mall 205? me (less than two minutes later): shooter. But the shooting was in Clackamas, that's just where they caught up

The Clan of the Cave Bear books when I was something like eight. It wasn't so much that I read them that was the problem. It was that I took them to school and read the good parts aloud at recess for the other kids.

I just remembered that someone at work last week said 'is that going to be a problem?' to me and of course I had to snap back with 'possibly but it won't be mine'

We went and did a Solstice egg hunt! #Easter #Solstice #EyeOfSauron

made the mistake of indulging in a bag of Kirkland bacon crumbles on my last trip. In unrelated news, this hog salad is HITTING

you guys have to appreciate this comedy. IT'S THE SKIN OF EVIL DUDE COME ON

AAAAAGH THE GAS WENT UP SIX CENTS AT COSTCO IN ONE DAY

Victim blaming is built into the fabric of America to allow those in power to realize their vision. It cannot be reformed but must be recut from whole cloth.

and recycling our straws, not regulating corporations, is how we help prevent climate change. We have been hearing about this my whole life and the solutions offered never include holding the responsible accountable

original panini press photo courtesy @saveydro.bsky.social #StarTrek

maybe the administration should set up a GFM for their latest $200B for war. Let all their friends throw in the tens and twenties they were planning to eat with if they need to buy more missiles and drones

It's funny (not funny but interesting) seeing someone realize in real time that a disability they can't see on the body is a disability. like, I told you; you just didn't believe me.

someone was mentioning how they may be bonkers but seems 20-30% of the people they see have no light in their eyes. and I am thinking both that the percentage is much higher and that this is a substantial part of what we're all battling against. think on it:

One thing that's nice to do on eBay is find something you like that's too expensive and then later get it for much less. I like to save items to my watchlist, keep them there and accumulate lookalikes, over time learning the market average.

The Portland MBA dorks are surveying Oregonian "entrepreneurs" to report to Gov Kotek. It would be a shame if more proletarians took this survey and answered based on their needs and desires rather than those of business owners. www.research.net/r/OregonPros...

stole all our trees and put em in a tree museum charge motherfuckers a bitcoin just to see em (h/t iconridge on Twitter)

so it was time to stock up on skin care and dental floss. $140 later 😭

I told the young coworker about how I go on eBay and buy different iterations of the same item (a particular Blend Of Great Worth in old Banana Republic v neck long sleeve sweaters) and, in the way she looked at me and smiled, I saw the Taco Bell DoorDash thing through a mirror darkly

@alexwinter.com imagine my surprise when my son read your name out from the 'Notes and Fun Facts' in Dog Man: Big Jim Believes!

I now have two 'equal access REEE HEEE HEAAALLY' data points for my Friday meeting with Councilor Avalos.

OUR IT GUY IS WEARING THE META RAYBANS!! POO POO POO

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Minterland! 🍀 Watch the Minter Babies in whimsical festive outfits! Spot Albert the "Shamrock Cloud", Sister the "Leprechaun Jester" & more! ✨🐾 Watch: youtu.be/QVIHI1RFWp4 More: Linktr.ee/Minterland

☘️💚🐾💚🐾☘️🐾💚🐾💚☘️ 🦋☘️😺☘️🦋 Hello everyone! Top of the morning to you. 😁 #Dex says "May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace. May your troubles grow less as your blessings increase". ☘️💚🐈🐕🐈‍⬛💚☘️ Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘️😻 #Dexter #Caturday #Minterland #CatsOfBluesky #StPatricksDay ☘️💚😻💚☘️

my hot take is that most of the ills plaguing this world are caused by adults being unwilling to admit to themselves that it's their body standing between the happiness of those smaller & weaker and the howling void. Because that would be terrifying. Well yes fool,

for many years I've been the person who studies the backgrounds of people's photos they post. Is that your house? how do you do things? is that cheese or a board game? I don't do it to my friends, which tells me I'm trying to understand strangers

I forgot to tell you guys about the $30 Taco Bell order my young coworker and her boyfriend drove to get because 'DoorDash was $67' Me (thinking): don't say 'but you considered it?' don't say 'but you considered it?' Me: you spent $30 on Taco Bell?

The ocean does not want our dead. Each body we cast into the deep is an insult. The ocean only accepts them, for now, because it is too busy to bother with returning corpses one at a time. One day, a great wave will come and bring all our ancestors back to us at once, so we can join them forever.

Robert Pattinson has a weird 'I'm the strangest little goblin' / 'I'm incredibly handsome' thing going on that works beautifully

good morning from the FO part of FA

I needed a laugh today and here it is youtu.be/cLmCJKT5ssw?...

this hardest-hitting woman of all time. ten out of ten for skill and style and uniqueness of vision #PJHarvey #musicsky youtu.be/jKLiU7Hq93w?...

my son just calmly, decisively shook his head in his sleep and slowly extended his tongue and calmly, firmly whispered, 'blehhhhhhhh'

Just ordered Soul Murder by Shengold (one of the influential works on the consequences of childhood abuse and neglect.) it does help me move forward in life to recontextualize my childhood as something others can describe but it's also like dealing with a dumpster salted with razor blades.

what do you mean 'force stopping an app may cause it to misbehave.' why do you think I am. Doing this

🚨 SF area! (And anyone who can share). @friendsofbear.bsky.social (feederofcats) over on Twitter needs your help! Adopt! Spread the word!

the visual allusion to the toreador and the superhero in one shot is such sick work. Bravo Vince #BCS

They're ensuring future generations continue to need those four hundred packs of food. And I'm not mad abc7.com/post/costco-...

"I traced $2 billion in nonprofit grants and 45 states of lobbying records to figure out who's behind the age verification bills. The answer involves a company that profits from your data writing laws that collect more of it." (Meta. It's Zuck) web.archive.org/web/20260313...

If you're looking for a distraction from events, I would be hard pressed to find a better one than this. Connie Willis is something else. #booksky en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Say_...

Please share this info from Twitter as Haley needs good quality adopters ready for a lifetime commitment to amazing cats! Bay area. We have got to help. She will feel awful if she has to reject cats and she's done so much and asked very little.

I understand this picture is terrible but have you considered I shouldn't have been taking it. The entire turn lane onto Powell subsumed by flooding which was extending about half a car width into the lane I was in as well #orwx

I just read a description of croquet and started laughing. Words that sound funny are my Achilles heel. What do you mean, my wicket? Baulk line

Friday the 13th, I am not here to play games with you today. Do not even consider trifling with me. I'll start moving on you like a praying mantis. Limbs everywhere.

Round two: Noodles Alatorre #cooking #chefsky 🍽️

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no #orwx

sums it up better