A boy gets his loves. Good morning everyone. #Minterland #catsky #Caturday

weirdly, there's a lot of rocks of this same general type in the ground right out back of my apartment. I've got a fairly large chalcedony collection by this time, I think that's what's going on here? #rocks #geology

Shall we keep chasing this murderous fish till he swamps the last man?

could I interest anyone in a bowl of comfort risotto in this trying time? #Minterland #cooking #chefsky 🍽️

Behold! Richard:

Odyssey 2: Who's Wily Now

I just spent fifty bucks on something that's going to make me very, very happy.

like turds to a bowl

this is a great account. Its posts consist entirely of comments that got someone blocked.

uh huh, a superpower that doesn't feed and clothe its citizens, that lets them die from polluted earth and water in the name of doing business, that promotes lies about health to put them back in the office, that drives octogenarians to work as cashiers, you can miss me with every inch of it

a good thing some countries could do for money and entertainment is fly a bunch of American nobodies out there for a month and just drop em in with money and a map. Just film them trying to figure shit out and get it done. Need a hotel? Well, there's your map, pal. Food? Map. Best of luck.

many miles away something crawls from the slime at the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Don't know about you, but I just booked an oil change. I'm not looking to pay triple for supplies if I wait until the odo number on the sticker my mechanic puts on my windshield. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

hehehehehe what the hell, sure #Nextdoor

Hey, I started this fundraiser on GoFundMe. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate or share with others. Any kind of help makes a difference and gets me closer to my goal. Thanks so much. Hope you all have a great week. gofund.me/4154d77fc

Update with link to some things Cclr Green and Cclr Dunphy said in the past regarding the Moda Center situation and NDA #Portland

W/alt text Because I'm going to be using this one.

Important:

If a billionaire takes one of the crown jewels of our city in punishment for not giving him $200m that would fund our schools and public services, then we've already lost the team. Stop capitulating to people who bully the world with their money. That dead eyed man isn't from here.

i for one think the Oregonian should face more public shame for the fact 90% of their journalism coverage of the blazers billionaire giveaway deal has been written by their sports opinion columnist, who during that same time wrote multiple pearl-clutching columns fearmongering about the team leaving

Just realized why the prohibition exists (though shalt not make a machine in the likeness of the human mind.) it's because we contain the seeds of our own destruction. We're already more than enough to reach the great heights and then open them to the equivalent of prion disease.

Worst sunburn in twenty years occurred on this log a few weeks ago. Still have the awkward tan where I hiked up my pants and just... sat. Yes it's a long picture, but I like it. I'll stick the driveway photo in as well, maybe it'll be less huge on your scroll. #beach #nature #Oregon #photography 📸

What, was H1N1 not spreading fast enough for them?

🚨Please help spread the word for missing gray tabby & white cat ‘Greedy’ in Southwest DC! He was last seen near the Safeway by the Waterfront Metro station. His person is being treated for cancer, and desperately misses him. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/s...

Oregon Get A Governor That Doesn't Suck Shit Challenge: impossible

to everyone for whom Mother's Day isn't all mimosas at brunch and handprinted cards, I see you. I have seen you since the roots of my own ambivalence were sown without my own baby-fingered consent; I have always been there with my head down, running from and running toward. I see your struggle.

🦋💐😻💐🦋 Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! 🥰 Three part story of a #toot getting wrist strap bottom cap off new laser light. He swipes, pulls, catches. Bonus video in comments of how this ends! 😁 Happy #MothersDay ❤️ Love, #Dex 😺📦🐈🐾💕 #Dexter #Caturday #Minterland #CatBoxSunday #CatsOfBluesky 🦋😻🦋

Happy Mother's Day! youtube.com/shorts/8sZ8W... #Minterland

*reading the nutrition facts label on the box seriously with an intellectual nod at the end* so they're saying the rest of this is cis fat

Real good look, the Portland City Council president posting a forced-choice survey that presumes we all want to give millions of our tax money to renovate Moda Center but refusing to talk about the NDAs we're all concerned about. Next she'll be telling me to look up the deed myself

when the young coworker heard me say I was about to be glad all over that I wear a respirator in shared-air spaces, she smugly 'corrected' me that 'it comes from rodents so masks won't help.' 🫪 I'm starting to think people want permission for the suffering to end & are waiting to be taken out.

🦋😺🦋 ✨️📦✨️ Good ☕️ morning everyone! #Dex got a new box for #Caturday complete with a bed of crinkly packing paper! So far after a few sniffs and whiffs with purrs and snorts, he seems to like it. Looks #Dex approved! No #nibbleart yet but the day is young. 😁🔊📦🧶🐈🐾💕 #Dexter #Minterland #CatsOfBluesky 🦋😻🦋

said the Portland City Council as they gave a building to the haves for a buck and slow-walked their 'look up the deed yourself and figure it out' response to a poor single mother in D1

Sautéed up these Lion's Mane mushrooms for dinner. First time I got to try them-- they were on sale at this highly sketchy expired food market on Stark Street, 12 oz for $5. I was careful to choose the best. Delicious! #cooking #chefsky 🍽️

From Wheeler's insistence on giving Urban Alchemy $50M to halfass house and fully traumatize homeless, to Virginia SC's nullifying the will of the voters, to Tina Kotek cutting remedial summer programs from low-performing Parkrose and Reynolds, it's clear that Power wants a permanent underclass.

you REJECT Slippy Toad? you reject him like the fucking banana peel? jail for gamer! jaill 1000 years!

Well, I've gotten a special treat from the ferals this morning... my good girl and Tom allowed me to take their pictures and she sniffed me again. #catsky #cats #Minterland

happy birthday to that smoke show, Sir David Attenborough

Treat for boy

godDAMN I'm sick of inept incompetent fools that never got taught to be a grown-up able to act the adult or hold a polite conversation.

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marked safe from voting for Tina Kotek

I’m putting out a call for a short term foster for Sir This Is A Wendy’s (Dave for short). He’s ear tipped but we don’t have any way to trace who had him fixed or where his colony is, I don’t have any foster space for him currently, & the local SPCA protocol is to turn him back out after stray hold.

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Minx 🤍 says good morning to her frens ❤️ #Minterland

Sometimes the simplest is the best: Gemelli con manzo e pancetta. I grew the tomatoes for the sauce. Varietal is 'Carbon.' #cooking #chefsky 🍽️

may the fourth be with you struggling along wondering where is the future that was promised until one fateful day the outrage pierces the veil of years and little-you, who was never really gone, comes rocketing forward with both fists up to take it all back

I observe that there's this subgroup of American men who claim their whole everything is being brutally ripped from their grasp, but then do absolutely nothing to regain said position like join Big Brothers, volunteer, pick up trash in their neighborhood, anything to be better thought of