the two genders: sportsball and sportsbet

OH: "oh yeah, that flash webcomic... HOME-something?"

The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure

YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.

fucking cowards everywhere say things like “none of these words are in the bible” and “my eyes” and “who are these people”, but if you know who they are, i fucking know better, and all of you are stuck in here with me and do not get to pretend you’re above this gossip that sends us all to hell.

nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.

seeing a handful of people who seem to think Mamdani failed some kind of purity test with the Trump thing you really do not have to take these people seriously

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

it's cloudflare this time

The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.

I hope it's not somehow culturally ignorant of me to say, but I think elderly Asian ladies need access to better brooms. they always have like 7 bristles and you need to hunch over to use them.

sometimes things are funny on purpose

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

pro: you don't get content like this on Bluesky con: you don't get content like this on Bluesky

HELL YEAH QUEEN

HELL YEAH QUEEN

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

okay I seriously fucking mean it. I'm losing my mind here

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

>website is down >investigate if outage is due to cloudflare or aws >management doesn't understand >i pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is cloudflare and what is aws >management laughs and says "it's a bad outage sir" >check infrastructure >it's aws

Credit Cardman

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

inevitably anyone coming over from (Elon Musk's) X (The Everything App) at this point has been operating in a bubble that thinks this place sucks, inhabited by people who've barely used it don't get me wrong, this place sucks. but you're really going to need some time to get up to speed on why

anyone capable of understanding Mastodon and tolerating the vibes over there probably should leave for it I'm not one of them. I'm staying here. just a suggestion for anyone that'd apply to.

inevitably anyone coming over from (Elon Musk's) X (The Everything App) at this point has been operating in a bubble that thinks this place sucks, inhabited by people who've barely used it don't get me wrong, this place sucks. but you're really going to need some time to get up to speed on why

My favorite is shortly after the surge of people that came directly from Facebook after Rachael Maddow plugged the website on her show, I got several people very smugly, while scolding me, telling me that they never even had a twitter. yeah man i can tell, from how bad your posts suck

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

if your entire user base doesn't hate you, are you really running a proper social media site?

It’s happened again

I don't think being exposed to opinions from both sides is thought provoking or necessary for some kind of idea of false balance but I think this platform has emulated patterns designed to intentionally create conflict, and the fact so little of the right is here makes this shit inevitable

the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is. on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this. but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.

I envy the train autism. I have car autism and it's basically taboo I know car dependence is bad! I think less people should be driving! I just think they're cool!!

looking at your ClearSky block list inclusions is a great and healthy way to understand how you need to grow, improve and Do Better

one of my favourite things about Australia is that if a coffee shop manages to even open a second location, we immediately becomes less interested in that shit

this is what i imagine GTA V online is since i stopped playing after the game told me i needed to get insurance for my car

- Hey there’s a really smart guy at the New Yorker who only interviews people he’s pissed off with and everyone who does it comes out looking like a bozo. He wants to talk to you, I figured you wouldn’t - - My God yes can he do 2pm