Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

hahaha fuck. yes, please. COBOL vibe coding. this is an idea second place maybe only to putting an LLM in charge of nuclear weapons

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

This is honestly a stunning reply. I regret to say that X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, still has the juice.

I think posts like this say more about the problems with other platforms than problems with this one

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

Every day

The Newcastle Writers Festival organisers can see the rake. They understand how a rake on the ground works. They know what happens when you tread on the rake. They’ve seen the swish-thwack of a trodden rake on other festivals. Can they resist rake-stepping?

I'm just gonna go ahead and drop the whole tracklist of Illinois by Sufjan Stevens here, I guess

like a damn fiddle

jurassic park is the moderate position

you were making a decent go at it for about 3 days there - something got you down?

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

oh

look, Drew is undoubtedly becoming a worse person, but he's definitely becoming a better poster this is some Nick Adams shit

[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable

of all the family tech support questions - the one that strikes the most negative response in me is "how do I log into facebook?" I have no idea. this is like asking your mechanic where you left your keys.

hey man sorry but you can't come to my party this time, we know it was you who put the Berocca in the toilet at the last one. I don't care if it was for "research"

imagine being a police sketch artist in like 1950 and ur hand starts cramping up cause the asshole detective just keeps shouting “enhance” at u

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

Hey, man

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

Telling the American voter base who was raised on 80s action movies "Sure, Trump took down an absolute villain, but we can't have a righteous cop who plays by his own rules."

Trump says they're doing this to secure oil company drilling rights, but I know they're really doing this to... wait...

it's genuinely funny to read this shit while remembering this man has likely been responsible for spending more money on this shit than any person in history has ever spent on anything

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

I think certain types of people think Avatar lacks cultural impact because it doesn't have 2 spin-off movies and 3 spin-off TV shows love it or hate it, it should just be acknowledged that a property that has made *that much fucking money* hasn't had every possible extra dollar extracted from it

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate

"I'm not worried" is probably one of the more brutal things you can say against the MCU right now

really sounds like these guys spent a lot of the last few years apologising for being white didn't see any of you supposed leftists doing that. maybe the left really ARE the real racists

to their credit, they seem to be working reasonably hard for that $70