cool story, I would simply [redacted] the vendor with a hammer au.finance.yahoo.com/news/propert...

Couldn’t find the root cause of an annoying issue old school way, found it in seconds by pasting errors into Claude.

Become ungovernable

Lol

In Europe they call it Monsieur Groque

bad day to be a royal family pedophile

I am old enough to remember when private companies with a $1B+ *valuation* were called “unicorns”.

Just had the best Turkish eggs I’ve had in my life (no pic)

Lmao

Outing myself as a millennial at a gen z concert (going to the bar and buying a drink)

This is honestly a stunning reply. I regret to say that X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, still has the juice.

They just delivered your posts

if you were wondering how things at X (the everything app) are going, they just gave a $1M award for the best article to this guy

Gotta say “Greg Bovino” is a cartoon villain ass name

is macOS Tahoe and iOS 26 still shit? Update or nah?

Libspill! It’s libspill baby!!!

Can you try saying “Prime Minister Pauline Hanson” out loud and see how weird it sounds

*laughs in Mastodon*

Lmao

Insane thing to retweet. Honestly explains a lot.

New (but really as old as time) type of shrinkflation dropped: Bistro Bar in the Sydney domestic airport dilute their cognac with water.

Getting a really bleak vision of what’s gonna happen in the US midterms: mass harassment, arrests (and in the worst case casualties) at polling places in an attempt to disenfranchise voters in swing states. They are going to do it, lie about it, and every single person involved will get away with it

If you are wondering how things at X (the everything app) are going, easily more than half of visible prominent replies to any post about The News are siding with the White House.

imagine folding to James Massola

me when I run apt-get

Gonna be funny to see what statement Penny Wong puts out tomorrow

Happy Easter, everyone

Pro-tip: for a huge quality of life improvement, take out flow restrictors out of your shower heads, especially if they look like this now.

Kouk unblocked me after this post 😭

happy new year, you filthy animals

Am I too online that I’m surprised to see people surprised at this?

This is the biggest cooking life hack I learned this year. I’m going to send Coles and Woolies bankrupt.

to this day I still have no idea who the fuck "Chrissy Teigen" is

yum

It’s insane how much coding agents changed in the last several *months*, if you tried one then and were disappointed, it’s really different now.

Show me a better way to spend Christmas Eve. Truly the best country in the world.

Checking out the working class suburb of Oubra

Bad day for AFP

It’s so funny how they call stimmie checks

Fucken edgelords

sydney dot txt

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