no, I don't have a favorite "star war." personally, I'm more interested in "star peace"

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

I wish I was full of noodles rn

The M on Mario's hat actually stands for misogyny. Still think he's cool?

just remember

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

Check out this proof of concept a friend of mine worked on, looks pretty cool: youtu.be/N6fUHO5JgvY?...

If I had limitless money I would fund the eternal preservation of America's greatest institutions

Dark Kegel Trick

at least conservatives get to have actual crazy conspiracies. the big liberal conspiracy theory is just like "hey you made me think about something that wasn't the thing I was thinking about before 😡😡😡😡😡"

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?

This must feel so good

Jonesy

I call this "The Lying Screen"

i love how (iirc) precisely one episode of star trek tng shows that the 'night' shift on the enterprise has dimmed lights on the bridge. like it's a commercial jet or something. excellent

absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.

The animation change half way through is killing me

JD Vance reading this from Erika Kirk’s bedroom

My friend @tomnomnom.bsky.social made this very good album cover from a pic I snapped

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Been burnt out enough from my job that I’ve been largely useless outside of work for a few months. My plants were suffering as a result, which only made me feel worse!!

biggest inaccuracy in predicting the future isn't pan am and howard johnson in space, it's the yappy, overly familiar computer making a single mistake and the humans going we gotta shut this shit down

What if the Spice Melange tasted like Buffalo Sauce

Boy dinner

new tech thing after AI should be love

Guess whos at Olive Garden for @sixcents.bsky.social Bday???? #blessed #mymeatballs

I keep forgetting this app exists lol

Feels like the timeline could use some Branch Manager

Absolutely typical

If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.

nobody should have to be exceptional just to live. being mid is a human right.

People on the Twin Peaks shitposting group have been putting Twin Peaks quotes over screenshots of Sailor Moon and this is by far my favorite one

every job is at best tolerable until you drop dead or retire, except congressperson, which from the way they cling to power must feel like riding down a water slide 24/7

DON CORLEONE: You come to my house, on this day, the day that my daughter is to be married, and you ask me for money? WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry

It's that time again

People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.

a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication

Dune 2? Yeah I like Dune 2. Dune 2 chicks at the same time after unlocking the genetic memory of my countless past incarnations and instantly mastering the Honored Matre style of sex magic

i'm going to say something controversial. i know it's just for SEO and you can just skip past it. but sometimes i like the little story