Movie/series pitch: A scientist discovers that a recent global pandemic has left the average intelligence and decision-making ability of humans below that necessary to understand & operate the world they created, and simultaneously undermined their control of violent & hateful impulses. Set in 2025.

Like clockwork

Middle-aged dad. I helped my daughter with her homework, researching Arthropleura, a millipede-like animal that could grow to over 2.5m long. I've been having nightmares about it for the last two nights. I know they're extinct but my dreams don't.

Just learned from my mate that Greggs (yep, the sausage roll fellas) have a PUB in Newcastle! It's called The Golden Flake.

Manosphere bro-style podcast adverts on YouTube. A hex on every last damn one of you, your family, your friends, and everyone you've met up to but excluding Kevin Bacon.

Fesshole Live is coming to Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

🎵 Lonely is the room, the bed is made The open window lets Lorraine in...

if I was this flexible I'd be single for the rest of my days www.reddit.com/r/TheRandome...

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Wtaf?!

the five stages of queef

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

If you ever get chance to make glass, grab it with both hands. Watch "Blown Away" first, so you hit the ground running. One of the most amazing and rewarding things I've ever had the privilege of doing 👌🏼

Watching K-Pop: Demon Hunters with my 2 girls. Cried twice already and it's only seven minutes in. Kids fuck you up man.

Carrie Eggs New Jersey, State Census, 1885

Try as they might…

Not now, carnivorous death ball

So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

I have one of my most hated songs from my youth - What's Going On by the Four Non-blondes - earworming my brain to bits today. Has anyone got a spare hammer?

we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development

Musk is paid vast sums of money not because he's good (he's mediocre at best) or because he's a visionary (his ideas provably fail) but because he was paid vast sums of money before and investors don't know what else to do (not as a sunk cost fallacy, more a car careening down a hill with no brakes)

If I die before I turn 85 I'm going to sue the shit out of Actimel.

I never understand how people trust these floating shelves. To paraphrase Darth Vader - I find your faith of Lack disturbing.

Alright I'm NOT going to New York.

A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants

The government shutdown not only pissed off a huge number of government workers but it also gave New Yorkers the free time to vote in the mayoral election. Trump is such a dumbass.

well I'm off to New York

Good morning. You've all got really lovely bottoms. 👍

Democrats should absolutely listen to this advice provided they believe they can consistently, universally, and eternally operate in a way that creates nothing Republican ad makers can use, believe Republican ad makers won't just make shit up, and believe such blandness will appeal to voters. 💯

Timeline cleanse: Austria isn’t real (No filter, no editing, taken out of a train window)

You don't hear much from Mark Francois these days.

I remember at the start of the trend my mother phoning me up and screaming "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW AND LOOK UP IT'S A SUPERMOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Look, I'm British. I'm going to be polite to AI.

Trying to search for a matt black mat on Amazon. Fucking impossible.

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I am so sorry you cut your finger.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

Social media is largely the twat who comes into the party and starts smashing things up, a few trying to calm him down, and everyone else talking about what a prick he is from a distance.