What the fuck did I just watch

Looking like the Spirit flights in the air right now are the last Spirit flights

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

microsoft may actually have managed mismanage github so badly that it loses its effective monopoly despite none of its aspiring competitors being remotely prepared to replace it. incredible

Top Gear Top Tip: never buy tires with sound deadening foam in them

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Ice Spice as John Travolta. Now imagine they're Guatemalan. Doesn't look so much like Gamergate was caused by conmen eating beans now, does it?

Rocket land

I'm at Mercer Island station. I am here to do crimes.

I was just thinking a week ago how much this landlord special 15 year old dishwasher sucked and then it destroyed itself after I spent like 2 hours meticulously cleaning it lol

undefeated since the ichiro statue broke its bat

JP CRAWFORD

Dismantled my dishwasher to discover it is both a garbage disposal style washer and that there was plastic jammed in the disposal filter

LETS FUCKIN GO

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

every time uconn or michigan scores a bucket they are permitted to take one piece of gravel out of the basketball

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Canada has some absolutely unhinged requirements for document signing outside of Canada

Abort da Court

(completely humiliating myself and ruining everything) alright, let's wind this thing down

DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE #Mariners

If you have Canadian parents/grandparents/great grandparents you may have been illegally denied Canadian citizenship and can get a certificate issued

New fixation: turns out my wife and I might be Canadian via inheritance due to a court ruling in 2025 and some laws being overturned in Canada in the 2000s. Currently working on gathering all the lineage evidence to send to the Canadian government.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling

Trains remain at crush load west across the lake #seattle #2line

It is time for the 2 line

well here we go

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

if u can learn how to play (& enjoy) crusader kings III u can learn how to use network monitoring software

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

After 30+ years of living in Washington State, I am happy to report that there is still perhaps no better sight than an endless expanse of Doug firs covered in snow. Just one of those things that humbles you, honestly

I was at ECCC yesterday and found this signed photo of Quark which I immediately purchased. The energy radiating off of this photo spoke to my soul. Every other DS9 cast member photo felt very normal but all of Quark’s were like this. King. Best $45 I ever spent

The best costume at #ECCC. Hands down.

Me at ECCC, not having played Expedition 33: "the fuck is with all these mimes?"

Day 3 at #ECCC and it is time for Shatner

Scenes from #ECCC 2026

I am back for the #ECCC 2026 talent show

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Kristi Noemn’t