Abort da Court

(completely humiliating myself and ruining everything) alright, let's wind this thing down

DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE #Mariners

If you have Canadian parents/grandparents/great grandparents you may have been illegally denied Canadian citizenship and can get a certificate issued

New fixation: turns out my wife and I might be Canadian via inheritance due to a court ruling in 2025 and some laws being overturned in Canada in the 2000s. Currently working on gathering all the lineage evidence to send to the Canadian government.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling

Trains remain at crush load west across the lake #seattle #2line

It is time for the 2 line

well here we go

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

if u can learn how to play (& enjoy) crusader kings III u can learn how to use network monitoring software

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

After 30+ years of living in Washington State, I am happy to report that there is still perhaps no better sight than an endless expanse of Doug firs covered in snow. Just one of those things that humbles you, honestly

I was at ECCC yesterday and found this signed photo of Quark which I immediately purchased. The energy radiating off of this photo spoke to my soul. Every other DS9 cast member photo felt very normal but all of Quark’s were like this. King. Best $45 I ever spent

The best costume at #ECCC. Hands down.

Me at ECCC, not having played Expedition 33: "the fuck is with all these mimes?"

Day 3 at #ECCC and it is time for Shatner

Scenes from #ECCC 2026

I am back for the #ECCC 2026 talent show

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Kristi Noemn’t

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Anthropic's lawyers are about to pull a bunch of overtime to basically do a Harlem globetrotters bit

I'm always a bit surprised by how consistent Comcast manages to be

Raise your hand if youve been using ffmpeg since college and had no idea that it stood for fast forward moving picture expert group [the file format standardized by the group, not the group itself]

Crazy AJ's discount furniture repair

Journeying into Seattle #Seahawks

PTO for Seahawks parade locked in

#Seattle #Seahawks fans take over #CapitolHill streets

Seattle is in the streets. My daughter took this out on Pike.

So the intersection of SW Alaska and California Ave SW is a 4-way pedestrian signal — all cars stopped while fans rushed into the middle of the street with the walk sign and ran out when the red hand came back.

THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP

SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the Seahawks didn’t embarrass them enough but at least it was kinda embarrassing

SEAHAWKS

BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN

He'd get citizenship tomorrow if he gave Trump the Grammy.

Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America Pringles: Fuck our chips

Next year’s TPUSA halftime show: a country singer named Bunt Gruntley burns a cross in a room full of barking dogs

IF YOU AIN’T FROM MARIST YOU CANNOT SCORE IN THIS SUPER BOWL 🦊

MARIST UP 12-0!!

Now this is FOOTball Go Hawks

Tonight is like Christmas Eve. Except there is a 40% chance Santa comes down the chimney, takes your presents, kills your family, then burns your house down

Let the hate flow through you