Cal Raleigh and the Mariners walk-off the Yankees

Sorry Yankees but you 🫵 just got dumped

CALIFORNIA FKN RALEIGH

Brendan Donovan… I can fix him

This is one of the only two ways to consume the baseball season. You can either not care about any one game and just turn it off, go do something else. The insane approach OR you can treat them all like they're life and death and wanna kill yourself if they lose. Like an adult.

"the secretary of defense did insider trading on a war he was about to start" what the fuck are we doing here, honestly

i think this is exactly right and it is part of what i was trying to get at last week when i wrote about the narcissism of the president and his allies. they fundamentally do not believe other people are real, and do not understand the decisions they make.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

also nobody in the history of cinema has ever gone as hard as John Leguizamo did as Tybalt

This is the real Seattle Mariners way to start the year, and you know it.

LUKE RALEY

JULIOOOOOOOO

Bryan Woo 🥵

Cal, ya beauty

I know no one wants to talk about student loans anymore but they are kicking 7 million people off the SAVE plan and the first payment is going to be due a month before the midterms, if you weren’t worried enough about the economy already

Beautiful catch Julio

HELLLLL yeah Raley

Cal…

Hell yeah Cole Young

When a man tell you monogamy is racism and a form of ownership... free that man

Yuck yuck yuck

CHALLENGE THAT SHIT CAL

CANZONE 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Holy shit Raley 😅

Canzone 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Hello Brendan Donovan

Opening Day goms

Elizabeth Banks

If my son orders milk and a cheeseburger at a sushi restaurant when he's 20 I'm driving us both off a cliff

To be clear, the Republicans who policed all of our speech when Charlie Kirk was killed, & who jump on anyone who doesn’t mourn their heroes correctly, have just opened the door for every liberal & leftist in America to post ‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead” when Trump eventually dies.

it's hard not to keep coming back to the fact that they could simply have Not Done This they could have not bombed Iran! the strait would be open! we wouldn't be staring down a massive global economic crisis! none of this had to happen!

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

Eugenio Suárez is the best of us.

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

Confiscate 99.8% of Andreesen’s net worth for the public good, wait 20 minutes, and then tell him his memory of ever having more than $4 million is false.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

This country doesn't actually have insurmountable problems, it has people who have made a career out of not solving problems and like it that way

Anne Hathaway looks incredible

shoutout to normal human announcer matt berry

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

These videos were deleted for fear of “reputational damage” And after seeing the videos…. Their reputations should be damaged

"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids." That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

"But you'd have to be a subliterate, brainless, incurious, uninformed moron with the mind of a small child to think that's how the world works." Yes, have you not been paying attention to LITERALLY EVERYTHING THE PRESIDENT DOES AND SAYS, IN PUBLIC, ALL THE TIME, FOR A DECADE

I’ve thought this for a year but since John Oliver is bringing it up again I just want to say that everyone involved in shutting this agency down should be in jail for the rest of their lives and that includes Joe Rogan

The right is also heavily invested in the myth that raining bombs on a country and creating a power vacuum by destroying their conventional military is equivalent to "freeing" the people of that country. It worked so well in Iraq after all.

I loved them plans... i wanted them plans!

4/ In response to our reporting, a senior State Department official said that the changes to foreign aid were necessary and would better serve the U.S. and its allies over time. “There are people who are dying in horrible situations all around the world, all of the time,” he said.

Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump and a Republican Congress "for the economy." This is what you get, a sputtering job creation engine that can't make progress like before and keeps rolling backwards. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...