May 18, 1980 | 8:32 a.m. The ground shudders. A M5.1 quake hits beneath Mount St. Helens. Weakened critically, the north face bulge collapses outward. Within seconds, a pyroclastic density surge bursts through the disintegrating slope. The clock strikes zero.

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

hup

I would never point a Ruger Single-Seven at Grogu at point blank range thus turning him into a fine green mist, and it sickens me that so many of you posted that.

greatest redemption arc of all time lmao. i always hated this fucking sign and i cannot believe that it now brings me joy

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes crossing guards

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Cock-of-the-rock

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Found this post on reddit and the last bit nails it: “Please don't remember her for the horrific end to her life. Remember her for who she was, a true blessing. To everyone around her.”

i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident

Don’t trust someone who doesn’t have VLC on their laptop.

something incredibly funny might soon happen

I don't think you should be allowed to commercially screen Cannibal Holocaust (1980), actually

when da crows leave like, a full soft taco to soak in the water bowl overnight..... wish they wouldn't do that

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Emu surprise

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Can I just say -- and this might be a little TMI -- but "splooosh!" The speed at which my panties rocketed through my drywall (although not so dry now -- wink!). I knew Dane Cook was funny, but I had NO idea Dane Cook was Daddy!! Wa wee wa wa

SCOOP: double fine is unionizing

I love it when JRPGs do this

On tomorrow's episode, friend of the show Steve Kostanski (director of The Void, Psycho Goreman, Frankie Freako, and Deathstalker) returns to discuss *another* historic return: RETURN TO SILENT HILL.

roses are red, hold all my calls,

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

Any thinly veiled excuse to post about Jarman’s work (he did the sets!)

fucken starlings out here making bald eagle sounds that's illegal, you guys can't do that

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

The Chilling Of A Sacred Beer

Hey. Don't call it that

current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers

We're so fucking back 🙏⛪🍆🔥

guys love to be called stuff like "Bobcat Goldthwait"

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

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More things generally should look like some Tarsem Singh shit.

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

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