NO!! NOOO!!!

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

I am defending my reputation as the world’s metalest NPR show by bringing Sunn O))) on Bullseye.

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

April fools! We're all fools and it's April. Anyway

Culture Crave sucks: aftermath.site/culture-crave-...

Abort da Court

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Apartheid is too limited of a word to describe what Israel is today.

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

doing the no kings march today to avoid the crowds

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

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The Fiery-billed Aricari would like your attention please. 🪶

Elijah Wood carries with him an implicit seal of approval: “If I didn’t wanna do this movie I probably wouldn’t.” Doesn’t mean the movie is good but it’ll definitely be fun.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

How incredible: “The full delivery took about 30 minutes. For hours afterward, pairs of whales held the baby above the water until it was able to swim… What struck the researchers was how many mother, sister and daughter whales united to support the new calf, even ones that weren’t related.”

Many of the orcas captured and sent to marine theme parks in the 1960s and 1970s came from the Pacific Northwest. An incident 50 years ago this March changed that.

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On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

Everyone is secretly playing Pentiment and you're extremely uncool and will fail in life if you don't buy 10 copies immediately I don't have any incentive to lie to you ofc

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

Oudone Lothirath missed four out of five chemotherapy appointments while in ICE detention and received no medical care there. Now he will likely die in a matter of days. www.startribune.com/how-ice-deta...

me, in a pillory in the town square, being pelted with rotten vegetables by passers-by:

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Here's the ultimate Falklands-style penguin surf session...no wetsuits, no boards, just pure penguin chaos in the South Atlantic waves....

sick, sick country

Evening viewing recommendation? Watch the exclusive streaming premiere of visionary filmmaker Bi Gan’s ravishing RESURRECTION (2025). His deepest plunge yet into the realm of pure dreamscape 💙

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Even at the ol reliable Space Age station.... Pain at the Pump!!!

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

I’m at ICE HQ

the birds are all horny and my body is full of allergens, it's a beautiful time of year

Vote for your favorite bird photo! Help us choose the winners in this year's BirdNote photo contest: pci.jotform.com/form/2602657... American Kestrel © Becky Matsubara

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people, I am tired of repeating myself. re-file skulls when you're done with them. that means back in the skull filing cabinet. not on the cabinet, not near the cabinet, in the cabinet. we have a skull filing cabinet for a reason

robert mueller did NOT kill himself

Placeholder assets in a game should look obnoxiously temporary, so obvious that no one would mistake it for the final asset. In past games we've used the doge dog (rip) as an icon, hot pink versions of characters, our CEO's head, etc. If you use a temp asset that seems passable, it may stay there.