cops tell kids Crime Doesn't Pay for the same reason mcdobalds tells you the Triple Think Shake Machine Doesn't Work. they don't want to do their job. "it's so hard to clean up." big whoop. you think it's easy not having pokemon cards?? or not drink a big ice cream? we are crushed beneath your lies

lol Travis Kelce is so funny

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

Bob Kettle hates transit and doesn't want people to ride it.

Chicago's outgoing FBI boss wrote that “being a leader means stepping up when things are hard.” He said he "never backed down from a fight." But “that has proven unpopular … my departure is a consequence." From @chicago.suntimes.com on Douglas DePodesta's exit: chicago.suntimes.com/politics/202...

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

InfoWars is now live.

NIXON: The Brujah are behind the campus protests. I’d bet the house on it. Rebels, they call themselves. Rebels against WHAT, Bob? They’re immortal! They pay no taxes! HALDEMAN: They did throw a car at Agnew. NIXON: They threw a car at Agnew and the press said NOTHING.

burn in hell you old bastid

The American Gestapo is kidnapping families and executing people in the streets, and centrist Dems are all beclowning themselves in an effort to say that Republicans need to be more electorally competitive.

People used to enjoy their city, but not since we took over!

I think it's bad to print lies in the newspaper.

Is one of these Stalinists in the room with us right now pawpaw?

The last time I was in DFW I had dinner at a strip mall that caters to business travelers near Las Colinas. The power went out in the middle of the meal. We were told by management that it happens all the time.

I think it rocks that criticizing Democrats for being feckless shit heads who won't fight Republicans is considered campaigning for Republicans, but complaining that all the primary winners are too radical or too pro-Palestine does not.

The blue tea party started the moment they passed the Laken Riley Act. You'd have had to have been a moron to maintain high trust for the party after that. That charismatic candidates can scoop up that dissatisfaction and push it towards technocratic ends is excellent news!

the minnesota 15, indicted by the federal government for their work against ICE, leave the federal courthouse in downtown minneapolis after their first appearances and are joined by supporters waiting outside

You know I keep that (world cup edition) thang on me

Yacht bro is getting all the calls and he's still fuckin mad as shit

The Lutnick Curse

fun fact: Balogun in Yoruba basically means "general" or "commander" but most literally translates to "war dad"

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

i've been involved in housing and mobility circles in seattle for nearly 15 years and i don't know a single person who knows dreher dude has zero urbanist or housing cred vote @ronpdavis.bsky.social

It appears that the endorsements are all stupid *not* because of publisher meddling, which seems worse actually.

I do think that the Senator should be forced to explain why he went to a Trump rally.

Imagining the "Hey your kid acts all gay and shit" letters that would've been sent to my house.

Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica

Always has been.

It's pretty astounding how many of the writeups of the Sox/Nats game last night make no mention of what Cavalli said after "sit down." Reading half of these you'd never know that the word "boy" was involved.

I don’t know if there’s much crossover between this account and noise punk trip hop BUT GUYS THE LOST BUTTHOLE SURFERS ALBUM IS OUT youtu.be/XIktP8BzhQA?...

It is so much easier to get a college scholarship for being good at school than sports.

neurotic delusional parents living vicariously through their (nonconsenting) children and its consequences

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

i don't have an opinion about this video except to say that marco pierre white is a crazy person and i love him www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLu...

Credit to Jared Polis ngl

One side wants to correct the radical imbalance in America's political economy. The other side wants race war. These parties are the same.

as if automatically endorsing incumbents, as previous mayors have done many times, isn't "wading into Dem-on-Dem fights" www.kuow.org/stories/wils...

Hannah Murphy Winter, the editor of the Stranger, is out, Stranger publisher Tracey Cataldo just confirmed. Staff found out about the firing this morning. Internally, there appears to have been some shock at the timing, just before a print endorsement issue that will have at least one spicy pick.

Here's the thing about "it's one banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10?": I've been to the banana stand and yeah it is like ten dollars

remember when Hank Hill accidentally became the architect of a propane price-fixing conspiracy? one of my favorite episodes

prepare to have your daughter accused of being a boy and face demands that her gentials be inspected if the dad on the other team thinks that she fouled his special snowflake too hard

life moves pretty fast here in the cool zone

In just a few years, we’ve gone from fringe nuts advancing an interpretation of the US constitution that basically nobody serious had made before to an entire ecosystem of political pundits insisting it’s a “legal abomination” that the Supreme Court didn’t adopt it (by one vote).

This is why the effort to paint what we were seeing from Border Patrol and ICE as the result of bad training and/or militia infiltration was and remains counterproductive. blockclubchicago.org/2026/06/30/w...

The pro life party