trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one

Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

It's gonna work this time

BASE experiment at CERN succeeds in transporting antimatter The experiment successfully transported a trap filled with antiprotons across CERN’s main site, a remarkable first step towards delivering antimatter to other European laboratories. Find out more: home.cern/news/press-r...

What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you, shipmate?

A crab is pinching my penis

important post: my favorite watches from the Oscars 1. Leo’s platinum Rolex 1908 2. Felix Kammerer’s Vacheron Constantin Traditionnelle Perpetual Calendar

here’s a transparent image of a deer

going to the barbershop and asking for them to cut my hair like Elizabeth Warren. Halfway through I stop them and say, "no. I meant cut my hair like *you're* Elizabeth Warren."

me n the fellas are getting together this weekend to play pretend

I don’t mind bananas but one of my fucking problems with them is that it’s a fruit that isn’t juicy, and I know that allows it to have uses as a binding agent but it’s time science either made the Juice Banana or we stopped calling it a fruit and made it a kind of weird grain

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

The first three episodes are before they get marooned. The final episode ends with them finding the pig head, camera zooms in on "BEELZEBUB" and we hear "what do you think that means?" smash cut to black.

The only culture all white people have in common is that tight little smile with raised eyebrows. That and jacking off into the toilet.

This is not at all what the study is about or concludes. I'm a pretty anti-AI guy but this study was finding which professions would find the most use out of an AI assistant. arxiv.org/abs/2507.07935

I "House" to see you go but I "of" to watch you "Leaves"

More and more I understand the motivation for the Butlerian Jihad

if i were an eagle or a hawk or similar bird of prey i would probably spend most of my day looking for small rodents or maybe even a small bird to consume

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

can’t wait to kick back on this day, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Making me smile right now just to imagine it.

I always know I'm in trouble when my wife's health bar starts flashing

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

To put this in terms you can understand, that is equivalent to 1 huge novelty toaster

ICE reportedly shot someone at Portland and 33/34. Mspt saying bullets, could be less lethal 20+ agents on site, MPD and ambulances responding. Helicopters overhead

a bit besides the point but this is like 1.5-3 days worth of US oil usage

guns don't kill people. people don't kill people. nothing kills people, people can't die.

charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder

[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc] woah mama

call me baby yoda the way i'm suckin on green tits

what are some good entry level opinions to get started with?

since people are hating on cars I have two proposals: cars should not be allowed in urban areas whatsoever (besides special use vehicles like ambulances, etc) and freeway speeds should be measured via kinetic energy so huge trucks and SUVs have to go slower.

Be real with me, if there was an ugly little guy who jacked off to feet and talked shit about Paul dano that didn’t make movies you guys would love him

They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks

I hope Santa brings me a Miwaukee Stan Perpler!

she took off her clothes and a little train came out of her pussy and looped around into her asshole

finishing thanksgiving dinner, sitting back, loosening my belt and then belching the really fast bass run from "Call Me Al"

just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?

Welcome to Target, I love you.

The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.