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🦀basura solamente🦀
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jamelle
10 days ago
can’t wait to kick back on this day, Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
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Ken Jennings
13 days ago
Making me smile right now just to imagine it.
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I always know I'm in trouble when my wife's health bar starts flashing
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Peter McCabe
14 days ago
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
16 days ago
This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!
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Emoji Caresser
18 days ago
To put this in terms you can understand, that is equivalent to 1 huge novelty toaster
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Daniel Suitor
18 days ago
ICE reportedly shot someone at Portland and 33/34. Mspt saying bullets, could be less lethal 20+ agents on site, MPD and ambulances responding. Helicopters overhead
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a bit besides the point but this is like 1.5-3 days worth of US oil usage
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19 days ago
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guns don't kill people. people don't kill people. nothing kills people, people can't die.
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19 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
23 days ago
charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder
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never had a podcast
26 days ago
[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc] woah mama
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call me baby yoda the way i'm suckin on green tits
about 1 month ago
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what are some good entry level opinions to get started with?
about 1 month ago
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since people are hating on cars I have two proposals: cars should not be allowed in urban areas whatsoever (besides special use vehicles like ambulances, etc) and freeway speeds should be measured via kinetic energy so huge trucks and SUVs have to go slower.
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little lamb
about 2 months ago
Be real with me, if there was an ugly little guy who jacked off to feet and talked shit about Paul dano that didn’t make movies you guys would love him
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JLP
about 2 months ago
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
about 2 months ago
I hope Santa brings me a Miwaukee Stan Perpler!
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mr. cannoli
about 2 months ago
she took off her clothes and a little train came out of her pussy and looped around into her asshole
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good hyuck, babe!
2 months ago
finishing thanksgiving dinner, sitting back, loosening my belt and then belching the really fast bass run from "Call Me Al"
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dillo (wiglet tuttle)
2 months ago
(host at a sex restaurant voice) stroking or non?
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just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?
2 months ago
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Welcome to Target, I love you.
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3 months ago
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The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.
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3 months ago
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
3 months ago
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Netscape
3 months ago
Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
3 months ago
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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Oh me? No, nothing much new... though now that you mention it I have been getting into scampering lately
3 months ago
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never had a podcast
11 months ago
pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin
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erika
3 months ago
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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John Ismay
3 months ago
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail
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Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html
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Absolutely insane thing to say about a team that already went 6-0 against the dodgers and a city that is <50% white
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4 months ago
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
4 months ago
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
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did millennial men write this?
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4 months ago
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Philip Bump
4 months ago
smart people: this is a violation of the constitution me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
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Comics in the Golden Age
4 months ago
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
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skáld
4 months ago
it's always a business school graduate and brain rotted tech bro telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
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who is carrying around an actual clip of ammo in 2025?
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Dr. Doug
4 months ago
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
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most of the time my dad would listen to nothing but when he did play something it was Annie Lennox
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4 months ago
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it should be the Court of Owls but my more plausible guesses are Professor Pyg or Zsasz
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David_j_roth
5 months ago
This happened during Trump's first term, but I believe under Pete Hegseth we are about to enter a new golden age of the SEALs being told "your mission, should you choose to accept it: take these amphetamines, fall out of a helicopter, and drown."
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krat
5 months ago
The nations teams of elite operators work in the shadows, exploiting human assets and technology that the government will never admit exists. Their only vulnerability? A Regular Guy taking a piss and going to see what all that racket is about
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
Everyone comparing the current situation to Nineteen Eighty-Four looks like a huge idiot right now
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molly conger
5 months ago
trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡
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Patrick Vallely
5 months ago
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
It feels like they should rename the street
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Every other part of this aside: I don't understand the point of this obstacle course, seems like basically any able bodied person could do it so what standard is it even measuring?
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weeder
5 months ago
When they shutoff the LLMs some people's emails are gonna be like "me client, me want deliverable, you make good, you incorporate brand strategy"
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