charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder

[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc] woah mama

call me baby yoda the way i'm suckin on green tits

what are some good entry level opinions to get started with?

since people are hating on cars I have two proposals: cars should not be allowed in urban areas whatsoever (besides special use vehicles like ambulances, etc) and freeway speeds should be measured via kinetic energy so huge trucks and SUVs have to go slower.

Be real with me, if there was an ugly little guy who jacked off to feet and talked shit about Paul dano that didn’t make movies you guys would love him

They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks

I hope Santa brings me a Miwaukee Stan Perpler!

she took off her clothes and a little train came out of her pussy and looped around into her asshole

finishing thanksgiving dinner, sitting back, loosening my belt and then belching the really fast bass run from "Call Me Al"

(host at a sex restaurant voice) stroking or non?

just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?

Welcome to Target, I love you.

The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.

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Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

Oh me? No, nothing much new... though now that you mention it I have been getting into scampering lately

pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Absolutely insane thing to say about a team that already went 6-0 against the dodgers and a city that is <50% white

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

did millennial men write this?

smart people: this is a violation of the constitution me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

it's always a business school graduate and brain rotted tech bro telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”

who is carrying around an actual clip of ammo in 2025?

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

most of the time my dad would listen to nothing but when he did play something it was Annie Lennox

it should be the Court of Owls but my more plausible guesses are Professor Pyg or Zsasz

This happened during Trump's first term, but I believe under Pete Hegseth we are about to enter a new golden age of the SEALs being told "your mission, should you choose to accept it: take these amphetamines, fall out of a helicopter, and drown."

The nations teams of elite operators work in the shadows, exploiting human assets and technology that the government will never admit exists. Their only vulnerability? A Regular Guy taking a piss and going to see what all that racket is about

Everyone comparing the current situation to Nineteen Eighty-Four looks like a huge idiot right now

trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

It feels like they should rename the street

Every other part of this aside: I don't understand the point of this obstacle course, seems like basically any able bodied person could do it so what standard is it even measuring?

When they shutoff the LLMs some people's emails are gonna be like "me client, me want deliverable, you make good, you incorporate brand strategy"

going back for more olive

Milwaukee, Madison, Chicago, Minneapolis, Duluth

if there's a way people can discuss Pete Buttigieg being a shitbag without me having to see his face I'd appreciate it, thanks

Trump on fox news: “I don’t even dook in the toilet anymore. If it’s coming out it’s coming out. Who says it’s gotta be in the toilet?” Unearthed clip of GWB from 2004: “Where I come from, dook always goes in the toilet.” Liberal with 600k followers: “Wow, I never thought I’d agree with Bush…”

what a touching tribute to his father

why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo

every single variant of "why isn't the left talking about xyz" narrative I have seen strikes me as: 1. fundamentally untrue (people are talking about stuff all the time. who specifically are you mad about or calling out?) and 2. ceding the rhetorical framing to the right

this is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. this man is not capable of dressing himself. he passed out from the effort of tying a shoe. the mass of his brain is measured in electron volts, etc.

To the tune of "Can't Buy Me Love" Can't buy me love Everybody tells me so Can't buy me love No no no, no