“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

I'm at the combination

Time to ramble on into your local independent bookstore/neighborhood library and pick up a copy of American Rambler by @isaacfitzgerald.bsky.social! One of my favorite books this year! @aaknopf.bsky.social

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

what kind of hogwarts ass university logo is this

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Casinos are going to have to ban cell phones and portable electronics to preserve the integrity of the institution. However, this will also help attendees be more fully present in a third space — ultimately a mindfulness "win."

if you want some shit like this don’t live in a city!!!!! literally just leave!!!

Ya can't share every Goodreads review, but it's nice when someone really gets it.

date: are you a big movie guy? godzilla: guilty

Saw a cat today about to pounce on a squirrel, doing that little butt wiggle and wide eyes and everything and the squirrel just kept walking towards it and eventually went right past it like “you’re not gonna do anything Fred” and the cat just sat there kind of embarrassed

happy purple line extension opening day to all who celebrate! let's go ride the D!

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

well maybe if you quit spending money on avocado toast and coffee you could actually afford to gamble online,

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Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

who gives a shit if it’s butter

They told us to make the headlines conversational what can I say www.wired.com/story/using-...

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

Xavier Becerra: “I need Chevron”

This is just millennial culture. Millennials love paying rent

jor jor well

landlords, and airbnb hosts most of all, operate under the incredible delusion that they are entitled to infinite, guaranteed profit. all reward, no risk.

i buy all my crystal balls from the seers catalog

They should invent a term for when someone misrepresents themselves to lure a victim into a false relationship as part of a scam.

This is crazy. Akela found out that the admin has diverted a *quarter of the entire FBI* away from their jobs to instead help Trump and Vance's immigration agents, whose most notable work includes kidnapping pro-Palestine students and murdering two Americans in broad daylight.

This rules. If you have friends in WI, tell em

I've been saying for a while that I do not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary. And frankly I have zero effs left to give.

I long for brevity. dankim.com/brief-is-bet...

Who up rolling they rock up the hill

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

Being Black means waking up every day to discover white people have thrown another obstacle in your path.

Piss! On the Toilet Seat

I have spent my entire career listening to FedSoc types complain about liberal “activist judges” who “legislate from the bench,” and none of them are going to say a single blessed thing about Sam Alito rewriting the Voting Rights Act to say what he thinks Congress ought to have said

is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

Good.

One of the greatest headlines ever made

you are creating a culture of violence against us by accurately reporting on the culture of violence we're gleefully inflicting on others

Who among us hasn't felt too drained or anxious to go out, but still feels the pressure to be 'on' or entertain? We talk a lot about extending grace to neurodivergence and introversion, but don't walk the walk when it comes to someone with different political views.

Trump’s ballroom is costing taxpayers nothing, just like he said. Unless you count the taxpayer money he’s shoveling under the table. A comically corrupt administration, from top to bottom. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/u...

in russia they have a streaming service that does nothing but cancel shows... it's called nyetflix

hand™

Marked up ad in a Brooklyn subway station

If AI was the wave of the future, sites wouldn't put the icon for it where you're most likely to accidentally click on it without meaning to.

Probably the most memorable bsky post to me

their tax fraud scheme served its purpose and now it’s on to the next thing.

The name’s Bond. James Bond. And welcome to jackass

okay, I'll say it: johns hopkins is too plural of a name, almost obscenely fecund. there should be just one john or just one hopkin.