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timothy faust
about 15 hours ago
Happy Mamdani New Year to all those who celebrate
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WestCoastPat
about 24 hours ago
I loved C&H as a kid and saved the section with the final comic. Found it decades later in some old stuff at my parents house and now it sits framed in my house
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Zach Margolis
1 day ago
spotted this today too!!
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CasuallyNatalieXOXO
2 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 days ago
Trying to get mother-in-law to remember where she left her $100 gift card to Bottles; approaching George Bailey-Uncle Billy levels of tension
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shauna
3 days ago
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
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Peter
3 days ago
it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
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Mike Schuster
3 days ago
And cut, we got it, great job every-... Noah, were you always wearing that Zionism Is Sexy sticker? OK, we'll finish this tomorrow.
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Don Moynihan
5 days ago
We are getting to the point where white collar criminals are thinking, "why take the plea deal my high-priced lawyer negotiated when I can just bribe the President and skip jail altogether?"
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
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onion person
4 days ago
very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
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Soren Spicknall
5 days ago
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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mr potato
5 days ago
hoobastink, stank, stunk
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timothy faust
5 days ago
Hawk Tuah the world The Lord has come Let Earth spit on that thang
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Coach Finstock
5 days ago
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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Faine Greenwood
8 days ago
a little Christmas baking inspiration
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josh (auldfriend99)
6 days ago
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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SE Gyges
6 days ago
on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
6 days ago
Not an exaggeration to say I would trust my life to these men who are like fathers and beloved uncles to me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
6 days ago
When Lt. Commander Thompsonâs nerdy ass gets his hero moment it hits like clean coke
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
6 days ago
Just watched Hunt for Red October for the 500th time, the boys on the Dallas are such a joy
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tacos dos mil veintisĂ©is đ Ł
6 days ago
Two women sitting at Clockwork in LES chatting about their veg diet when some creep next to them interrupts to say heâs a âvagitarianâ. Without missing a beat, bartender says âIâm shocked you havenât starved to deathâ Bar erupts in laughter, other bartender pretends to call 911 to report a murder
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amy brown
6 days ago
itâs like Anthony Bourdain said: once youâve been to San Francisco, youâll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
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We Wish You Alicia Kraftsmas
about 2 years ago
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
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weeder
7 days ago
Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.
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Good shit here
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Helen Rosner
7 days ago
Good thread
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K. Thor Jensen
7 days ago
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
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Jeff
7 days ago
You will be visited by three spirits
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mr. cannoli
8 days ago
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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Jesse
8 days ago
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat itâs time to revisit how funny this is
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Mike Schuster
8 days ago
God bless us.... Um, God bless us... Shoot. Line?
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e.w. niedermeyer
9 days ago
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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Micah
8 days ago
they put the postal service in the fucking constitution it is a public service and not supposed to make a fucking profit aaaaaaaaaaa
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depths of wikipedia
8 days ago
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
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timothy faust
9 days ago
Maybe he has a sinus infection and someone gave him some of the behind-the-counter Mucinex. Don't forget that everyone is carrying burdens you can't see.
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Judd Taube
9 days ago
Charlie Brown Christ implies the existence of Lucyfer
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Saket Narayan
9 days ago
đȘNew blog post about link previews. Which you're seeing as a link preview. Very meta.
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Generating rich link previews 10x faster
My library was hilariously inefficient. 500KB down to 32KB, all because I finally RTFM'd the docs.
https://saket.me/generating-rich-link-previews-10x-faster/
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wild animal
9 days ago
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
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Scott Lemieux
9 days ago
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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Coda
9 days ago
I just wrote a poem for a friendâs engagement and was thinking about how fucking hollow and pointless it would make that if Iâd punted to an LLM. Real gift card energy.
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Ken Jennings
9 days ago
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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WestCoastPat
9 days ago
CNN discussing this is how I ended up explaining the âMy âNot involved in human traffickingâ T-shirtâ tweet to my family
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ceej
10 days ago
I already downloaded it, you bozos. to a spinning drive. you lost
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Nicole Saltesi
10 days ago
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timothy faust
11 days ago
hey man it's not that bad, thanks to our friends at Starbucks
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Mike Schuster
11 days ago
Taking a sip, pausing, looking confused at the label, and spraying it across the room
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