Happy Mamdani New Year to all those who celebrate

I loved C&H as a kid and saved the section with the final comic. Found it decades later in some old stuff at my parents house and now it sits framed in my house

spotted this today too!!

Trying to get mother-in-law to remember where she left her $100 gift card to Bottles; approaching George Bailey-Uncle Billy levels of tension

this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.

And cut, we got it, great job every-... Noah, were you always wearing that Zionism Is Sexy sticker? OK, we'll finish this tomorrow.

We are getting to the point where white collar criminals are thinking, "why take the plea deal my high-priced lawyer negotiated when I can just bribe the President and skip jail altogether?" donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...

very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

hoobastink, stank, stunk

Hawk Tuah the world The Lord has come Let Earth spit on that thang

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him

a little Christmas baking inspiration

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp

Not an exaggeration to say I would trust my life to these men who are like fathers and beloved uncles to me

When Lt. Commander Thompson’s nerdy ass gets his hero moment it hits like clean coke

Just watched Hunt for Red October for the 500th time, the boys on the Dallas are such a joy

Two women sitting at Clockwork in LES chatting about their veg diet when some creep next to them interrupts to say he’s a “vagitarian”. Without missing a beat, bartender says “I’m shocked you haven’t starved to death” Bar erupts in laughter, other bartender pretends to call 911 to report a murder

it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown

Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.

Good shit here

Good thread

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

You will be visited by three spirits

you there boy, what bullshit is this

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

God bless us.... Um, God bless us... Shoot. Line?

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

they put the postal service in the fucking constitution it is a public service and not supposed to make a fucking profit aaaaaaaaaaa

it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set

Maybe he has a sinus infection and someone gave him some of the behind-the-counter Mucinex. Don't forget that everyone is carrying burdens you can't see.

Charlie Brown Christ implies the existence of Lucyfer

🪞New blog post about link previews. Which you're seeing as a link preview. Very meta.

Paint me like one of your dumb fucks

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

I just wrote a poem for a friend’s engagement and was thinking about how fucking hollow and pointless it would make that if I’d punted to an LLM. Real gift card energy.

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

CNN discussing this is how I ended up explaining the “My ‘Not involved in human trafficking’ T-shirt” tweet to my family

I already downloaded it, you bozos. to a spinning drive. you lost

hey man it's not that bad, thanks to our friends at Starbucks

Taking a sip, pausing, looking confused at the label, and spraying it across the room