No bullshit bears stadium tax breaks and no bullshit data centers. This is my dude. 👏

What my daily interaction with “AI” is like… youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0?...

This is wild and probably something I’ll never see in my lifetime again (lifelong bears fan and an iu grad!)

VC guy who has never written a line of code in his life posting about how engineers are definitively the bottleneck and how AI is the answer. Absolutely blows my mind how people just talk out their ass regularly for LinkedIn claps.

If you find yourself literally booing at a youth sports event, you need to seriously reconsider your life choices

yes when I have an important financial question what I want is a canned answer shit out by an AI bot. that’s exactly what I want, super fucking helpful.

This is the dumbest fucking story I've heard about AI to date, and that's saying something. And of course it's Coinbase.

This is some serious dark pattern bullshit. Default checking to subscribe to an email list when *logging in*? Christ.

Vibe coding is the equivalent of me sketching a drawing of my dream car, it materializing in front of me, and then proclaiming “I MADE A CAR IT’S 80% DONE”. And then the first time I drove it the wheels would fall off, the engine would explode, and I would drive off a cliff. Seems fine.

Speaker gifts are rare, and cool ones that you’ll keep forever are even rarer. A true unicorn. #KotlinConf

My LinkedIn timeline today: * The Engineering Manager role is dead * Wake up call for engineers — clean code doesn’t matter, only results Gonna be fun to come back to those posts in a couple years. 🚮

I can't believe I have to say this, but just because some dude says they shipped something in a week using AI doesn't make it true (or good).

The streets of Munich are like a public car show of beautiful and/or weird vintage vehicles 🤯

Jesus Christ listening to a billionaire bumbling his way through to sucking up to Mr maga is everything you need to know 🚮

Elon continues to create immense shareholder value. 🤡 🚮 www.linkedin.com/posts/jp-mah...

Thanks to everyone who came to my #KotlinConf 2026 talk! Here are the slides and repo if you wanna dig deeper. speakerdeck.com/dankim/wasm-... github.com/lateplate/kc...

15 minutes before my #KotlinConf talk, which means I’m questioning all my life choices right now

Just watched a couple videos saying how Apple has finally figured out AI and Siri and iOS 27 is going to wow folks…

My #kotlinconf 2026 slides are coming together great, thanks for asking! 😅

absolutely fucking not

I’ve heard a version of the phrase “This isn’t what I signed up for” a few times this week, from vastly different folks in tech. People in very different companies of different scales and in different disciplines. 1/4

My god the cringe. Google trying so hard to be cool but not actually being cool. 1) Nobody is buying an Android because of Paris Hilton and 2) nobody actually believes she uses Android. Also doing some weird integration with Instagram. They’ve totally lost the plot. youtu.be/VaaY33js3Cs?...

my finance app asking the hard questions but giving no answers

We are on the stupidest fucking timeline I swear

LMAO the great thing about this is that they had a private equity drone speak at a humanities graduation. But this is also another example of "Twitter brain": people (and industries) that are still on Twitter are disconnected from reality to such a degree that they're shocked to encounter it.

Well made software products and well run product companies will make it through the AI hype cycle, no problem. Pull up any vibe coded project that’s “70% done” or “something that took me 10 minutes to build”. 1/4

I'm in magic move hell IYKYK #kotlinconf

Starting a post with anything remotely like “I’m in the top 1% of AI users…” is not the flex you think it is. First of all, there’s no way you could possibly know or quantify that. Secondly, get a life.

The three phases of execs with AI brain rot: 1. Wow, look at how powerful these hammers are. I have so many hammers!

Laying off engineers, designers, and PMs because you think AI will replace them is a real “tell me you know nothing about AI without telling me you know nothing about AI” moment. You have it so comically backwards it’s more sad than anything else.

Manage your people and company better and you won't have to blame AI for layoffs.

anthropic doing their best to burn whatever remaining good will advantage they have over openai

lolsob every once in a while linkedin hits a home run 😭 www.linkedin.com/posts/natali...

Bring back the old school pull requests. https://dankim.com/learning-from-old-school-pull-requests/

I long for brevity. dankim.com/brief-is-bet...

I have laughed so hard and so many times at this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vq...

Free marketing idea for Google: Sometimes I think about switching to Android to escape iMessage groups. “Oh I must have fell off when I switched, oh well”.

Small talk at kids sporting events is my kryptonite

This is wildly helpful yet hadn't heard about it til now. Can finally have FileVault enabled and *still* remotely login to a Mac if it reboots. Previously you had to either be at the physical machine or keep FileVault off to get back in. www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/yo...

I don't know what is says about me and/or the state of tech in general but I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LOVE plaintextsports.com. An absolute thing of beauty in its simplicity and function. https://plaintextsports.com/

never forget that this exists butt.holdings

Worth a reminder: *everyone* you work with is going through something outside of work. They might be dealing with tricky relationships (kids, parents, partner, friends), health concerns, financial pressures, emotional distress or grief, or like a hundred other possible stressors. (1/2)

Trust me, when someone signs up for your service, nobody wants 50 emails in the first week explaining all the amazing things it does. Like one email every couple weeks, fine, but blasting people every day of the week with your app is just annoying. (1/2)

uncle roger would be proud

Please never change Dropbox, you're still BY FAR the best at file sync and file management. Every other service (iCloud, Google Drive, OneDrive) is either bad at the actual job of syncing or is littered with a bunch of cruft nobody wants or asked for. Doing one thing well is so underrated. 🏆🔄

I saw the dumbest fucking driver in a Cybertruck yesterday. At a light and this idiot tried to change lanes while everyone was stopped, then merged as traffic stared moving, then literally swerved back to their original lane. Totally fucking lost both on the roads and in life.

enshittification

Mayor Pete -> Secretary Pete -> President Pete.

It's well known that multitasking is a myth and that constantly jumping around wastes more time than it saves, but now we're supposed to "orchestrate" like 17 different agents at once and expect amazing outcomes? Sure.