chopping onions but I'm wearing my glasses instead of contacts 😭

Has anybody else conditioned themselves to need to take a dump as soon as they lay a finger on a rowing machine? Or is it just me

With the giant caveat that I haven't entered my family's found change for this calendar year yet, it does seem that we are finding fewer pennies year-over-year (data from this year so far is the friends division)

oscillating between two thoughts today

Up to four now

Two people have made sure I know that today's the last day of minting the penny, the brand is v strong

today's typo that I wish was real "shark the database collection"

🎞️ Got more film back! Lots of fun fall colors on a walk from El Cerrito to Oakland

Men are trash and we are all God's raccoons

the Klingons may have been onto something there (DS9 s04e11)

on the plus side, a gorgeous sunrise this morning

it's shorts mandatory weather in SF today, praying for the fog to come back

a 45-minute BART ride separated these two photos taken this morning

I hate it when people I don't know that well ask "are you on social media?"

🎞️ I had so much fun trying to stick to a single concept with this roll

here we go!!!!

exciting day at work bc I can see the water from my desk now!!!!

today is gonna be a good day for me personally because it's film scans due date

when dogs sit in just the right spot to follow the sunlight, I think I get it now

looking ahead to 2026, we have two consecutive Friday the 13ths in February and March (and another in November)

the sunset today omg

redeemed myself with this next film roll, hit the end, really felt the rewind

somebody fell onto me on the 1-California going up a hill, but it was not the meet-cute I had been lead to believe could happen

Ok folks do we think Singles Night at Costco will be fun? Worst case I get to have a some Costco pizza

what's the opposite of a gym crush? gym rival? gym arch nemesis? whatever, they were taking up the most annoying space today

Waluigi costume for the third year in a row? Wahaha

hi, giant truck expert here, trucks only sploot like squirrels this way when they are in distress due to the heat

Catching up with the new Lily Allen and now all I want to do is end every single email with "love and light, Madeline"

Rewinding this film roll went too quickly, uh oh

I got the scans, we are so back! (I emailed to ask, so they re-sent them)

Was optimistically hoping to get film scans back last night, it's so over

I don’t want to sit in this chair and look at this screen I want to sit in THAT chair and look at THAT screen

a friend got back film scans from our photo walk almost a year ago! I don't have any scans from that day because I forgot there was no roll of film loaded in my camera

which one of you signed me up for spam texts from a rando college in Michigan

This one autocorrect fucks me up so often I don't even have somebody named Pennie in my contacts

partiful is a really annoying app! i wish people used it less

this was literally the plot of Westworld

BART 🤝 Amtrak Capitol Corridor another successful handoff we did it team

ugh s*m *ltm*n was at my fav coffee shop parklet this morning, he should know that it's my turf

I'm wearing a tote bag from one bagel shop to go to a different bagel shop, this feels treasonous

Trying out a quarterly Media Diet post zachmargolis.com/posts/2025/1...

it's so over, Thursday gym crush was not there tonight. but luckily we had some new candidates for succession, we are so back!!!

Tove Lo's "Elevator Eyes" but it's "Alligator Eyes", a tutorial about how to sight while open water swimming

the sunset, the sunsetposter

long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. then everything changed when the firescraper nation attacked

thank you!!! (the app says the post was deleted when I try to reply lol)

can I get a "hell yeah brother" in the replies

never seen before but today I saw it thrice: guys left their phones on a stool outside the sauna and wore their airpods inside the sauna

quick obligatory bathroom selfie